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Open Championship Series Thread - AL Version: Extra Innings Edition

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Long game is long.

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McCovey Chronicles = LOLCATS without the retarded comments

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 11, 2008 9:50 PM PDT   0 recs

More like retarded comments without the cats

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Oct 11, 2008 9:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

retarded comments from the cats

by Moggeee on Oct 11, 2008 9:52 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

WHERE IS TRAVIS DENKER

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 11, 2008 9:52 PM PDT   0 recs

in Cooperstown

by wilriv21 on Oct 11, 2008 9:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

you mock my loss

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 11, 2008 9:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

my condolences

by timmeh on Oct 11, 2008 9:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

He turned 29 and is now playing for the Marlins. People want to trade Matt Cain for him.

by rotorueter on Oct 12, 2008 12:27 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

who is the dbag in the brightly colored suits?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 11, 2008 9:52 PM PDT   0 recs

ah damn you beat me to it

He was wearing lavender the other night.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 11, 2008 9:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Craig Sager

Don’t watch basketball on TNT?

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Oct 11, 2008 9:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

no

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 11, 2008 9:53 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

He always gets a lot of remarks from players during interviews. He has had some memorable moments with Baron Davis in the past.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Oct 11, 2008 9:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Baron’s Beard vs. Craig’s Suit

Iron Cage Death Match

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 11, 2008 9:56 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Baron has lost 20lbs and looks better this season

by wilriv21 on Oct 11, 2008 9:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

how does the inside of his knee look?

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 11, 2008 9:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Too bad his team is so shitty.

(Right? They’re not good? I don’t follow basketball, so I’m not sure.)

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 11, 2008 9:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

eh. A couple players can make a lot of difference in Basketball.

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 11, 2008 10:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

During one intereview, Shaq stood behind Sager, pointed to his suit then did the throwing up signal with the thumbs and a disgusted look on his face.

A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.

by SFGuy on Oct 12, 2008 1:38 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

can’t hear him over the suit

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 11, 2008 9:54 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Probably old meme

But Craig Seger’s sport coats are brightly colored abominations.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 11, 2008 9:53 PM PDT   0 recs

Hurry up and get the walkoff already. I need to get in the bath.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 11, 2008 9:54 PM PDT   0 recs

Long game

bathwater has a coat of algae growing over it

by Moggeee on Oct 11, 2008 9:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Re: 4 hours

Travis Denker anagram —> Avert Redskin

Charlie Hayes ate my homework

by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 11, 2008 9:55 PM PDT   0 recs

Travis Denker Padre = A Dread Pervert Skin

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 11, 2008 10:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Papelbon really annoys me

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 11, 2008 9:56 PM PDT   0 recs

I FUCKING HATE THAT GUY

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 11, 2008 9:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

+ a lot

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 11, 2008 9:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I concur

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 11, 2008 9:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

they ran out of baseballs? Seriously?

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 11, 2008 9:57 PM PDT   0 recs

I would absolutely love for Papelbon to give up a walk-off homer.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Oct 11, 2008 9:57 PM PDT   0 recs

+ travis denker

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 11, 2008 9:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

with his face

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 11, 2008 10:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

GODDAMMIT

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 11, 2008 9:59 PM PDT   0 recs

I’m pretty sure he’s been hit in the head numerous times, to little effect.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 11, 2008 10:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

to paraphrase Claude Raines

it’s his least vulnerable spot

by Moggeee on Oct 11, 2008 10:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Compromise

How about hitting him in the other head? I hate the guy but I don’t want to see him get hit in the cranium. However watching him get hit in the junk would be satisfying.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 11, 2008 10:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

AND it would cause a penis malfunction.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 11, 2008 10:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

everybody wins!

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 11, 2008 10:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Especially Cialis. I bet they would love to have a celebrity sponsor.

My Dave Righetti is better than your Dave Righetti.

by howtheyscored on Oct 11, 2008 10:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Minimum4-hour problem

by Moggeee on Oct 11, 2008 10:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Not to any man, Hair Baron

by Moggeee on Oct 11, 2008 10:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Dang it

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Oct 11, 2008 9:59 PM PDT   0 recs

oh, c’mon!

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 11, 2008 9:59 PM PDT   0 recs

yeah papelbon I don’t think pedroia knew which base to throw to, just shut up.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 11, 2008 10:00 PM PDT   0 recs

OK, now hit it off his face.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Oct 11, 2008 10:01 PM PDT   0 recs

Even the at-bats are loooooong.

Where there's no brain, there's no pain.

by IMbitter on Oct 11, 2008 10:01 PM PDT   0 recs

The Dodgers are disgusting

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 11, 2008 10:03 PM PDT   0 recs

that's true

but they aren’t on right now

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 11, 2008 10:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

they were on my television.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 11, 2008 10:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

If the Phillies don’t sweep I’ll burn something down.

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 11, 2008 10:03 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I’d settle for a series win.

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 11, 2008 10:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

you’ve already done enough damage tonight, sweetie

by Moggeee on Oct 11, 2008 10:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

yes, moderation sweetie

by timmeh on Oct 11, 2008 10:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Arson and crotch punching?

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 11, 2008 10:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

another day at the office for Our Blessed Lady of the Current Events

by Moggeee on Oct 11, 2008 10:11 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It will go something like this.

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 11, 2008 10:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

nice

Bonds stands alone.

Proud adopted parent of future big league slugger Thomas Neal

by nostocksjustbonds on Oct 11, 2008 10:07 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

WILDCARD, BITCHES!

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 11, 2008 10:07 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

lol

ABORT ABORT

"While conservatives tell you 'leave things alone and no one will lose,' and liberals tell you 'interfere a lot and no one will lose,' baseball says 'someone will lose.' Not only says it - but insists upon it! ... Democracy is lovely, but baseball's more mature." BVCE supports SF Dugout and Manny Burriss.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Oct 11, 2008 10:07 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

they weren’t when Denker was with them

by wilriv21 on Oct 11, 2008 10:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Anagram of "fervid, rotten gawkiness"

WTF? TRAVIS DENKER IS GONE???

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 11, 2008 10:07 PM PDT   0 recs

SUCK IT RED SOX HITTER

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Oct 11, 2008 10:07 PM PDT   0 recs

Wheeler is a dealer

by lincypoo i wuv u on Oct 11, 2008 10:07 PM PDT   0 recs

OH GOOD A PITCHING CHANGE

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 11, 2008 10:09 PM PDT   0 recs

Bruce Bochy just got excited.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
comics | cartoons | Nattowear | McFAQ

by Natto on Oct 11, 2008 10:11 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

he should consult with a physician first

The Denker bus is now bound for San Diego. Those who were passengers on it are now angrily stranded at a gas station in Modesto, CA. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 11, 2008 10:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

He’s got four hours. He better has his black book.

by Moggeee on Oct 11, 2008 10:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs