Open Championship Series Thread, 10/10
Heck, it was good luck yesterday, and I did spend three whole minutes on it, so...

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SMACK THE SMELLY LASODRAS AROUND AND DANCE ON THEIR SHATTERED LIMBS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rally Philadelphia Devito Chin Merkin

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions
Who’s the brains, who’s the looks and who’s the wildcard?
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
Danny Devito
Very handsome man.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
Goof?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
Well, it does feature MANNY RAMIREZ, so that’s something. But the other 49 players are just dead weight.
I like..
How it’s not ecen sold out.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
Yes that's right.
Even the European Christian Enviromental Network could sell that place out.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
So wait..
Is the Dodgers game about to start? Fox is talking about the SAWKS
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
I dunno..
I think the best way to become a male porn star is to grow a goatee.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
Male Porn Actors
are no more than window dressing
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh look!
Dodgers Phillies, really?
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
Except for the whole “shotgun nostrils” thing…
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions
OH EM GEE
What if it’s the Manny Ramirez team versus the old Manny Ramirez team in the World Series?!?!?!!???!?one?!???
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
Sure
“What’s this?”
“Two-and-a-half-pump, double-shot, non-fat, light-whip, java mocha javanation.”
…
“What’s this?”
“Two-and-a-half-pump, double-shot, non-fat, light-whip, java mocha javanation. Hey have you looked at my indie record yet?”
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
pst….Seattle.
……..I thought…….
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
HAHA
I get it McCarver! It’s not how how hard you hit it, and it turns out to be not how far you hit it. You have to just hit a home run!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
I guess there were some fireworks there...
But I swear it looked like the ballpark was on fire or something.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
FREE JUAN PIERRE!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
Phillies borrow the lucky McCovey Chron Logo
But we should be more.
Shouldn’t the foreground baseball graphic be replaced by Marichal clobbering Roseboro with a bat?
This is war
We should DO more, but be all that we can be.
HA
Take that Martin.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
Just a bit inside.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
God...
How a player can have a ball thrown behind him and then the next pitch be right in there and swing.
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
Whee!
I’m waving a towel above my head! Whee!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
Anagram of "Manny Ramirez"
MERRY NAZI MAN
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions
*continued applause*
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
i don’t think this is an appropriate line of discussion for McCC
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
We need to record a rap song under that name.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Brett Myers made a big mistake in telling the Dodgers that the ball slipped. The Dodgers are totally going to win now.
YOU LOSE THE EDGE!
The Basil Fawlty Moderating Strategy:
"We could run a nice blog here if we didn't have all these members getting in the way."
Giant Whiteout I wouldn't go there if I were you.
Damn
what’s this strike zone like? looks teeny (judging by Gameday)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Change in tone
McCC suddenly gets all drooly and monosyllabic
I blame you for LOLing Rollins’ name. Don’t you remember how our insults hurt the players’ feelings???
Damn
I’m listening to Vin Scully on the Dodgers feed, and he gives NO indication on batted balls whether it looks like an out, or not. Has he always been like that? It would make me crazy if he were my home announcer.
Vin a little past his prime
He lost his vision about a decade ago. Now he waits for his seeing eye dog to bark twice before calling a hit or an out.
I never got why people like Vin Scully
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
I think he’s pretty good on TV. I suppose he drones a little, but he’s full of interesting info and rarely lapses into Morganish idiocy or Sutcliffian jockishness.
Vin Scully now > Joe Buck
At the very least, he’s more (unintentionally) entertaining.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Hollywood angle
Vin was so good in his prime that LA keeps him to thank him for the memories, if nothing else.
But Lou Dobbs has a 1.000 avg and is fighting for the forgotten middle class
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
All with two outs
which I’m sure is illegal
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Good Hitting beats Good Pitching?
Things have changed since I last watched the playoffs.
The Philly fans are growing on me as well.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions
So lemme get this straight (Just sssh , Wil)...
…MLB will sell me a playoff package right down to my credit card detail , except for the little fact that there’s a NATIONWIDE BLACKOUT
at least that’s what my screen reads…
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Oct 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions
I'm taking him off my Christmas card list
and promoting him to the Taliban as an American icon whom we would be shattered to see disappeared.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Oct 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Ryan Howard = Pedro Cerrano
Straight ball, I hit real good.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
I’ve been playing this for the past half an hour or so: http://www.pixeljam.com/dinorun/
I apologize for any addictions I cause.
If he could care less
he’d still be with Boston
Game can be tied in a hurry
Damn bandbox is spooky
Steve Perry isn't working much these days
And is a big Giants fan.
James Hetfield, too.
What a duet that would be.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Barbara Billingsley
Not a big game pitcher
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions
Barbara is speaking jive in the dugout after lasting less than 3 innings
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
“Cut me some slack, jack”
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do I keep hearing “rectum face, rectum face” to that old Spider Man tune?
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
“Does whatever a Rectum Face does”
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m just going to pretend that some other Phillie is driving in all of these runs.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions
Anagram of "Chan Ho Park"
HA, PORN HACK
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply actions
It’s funny when it’s not the Giants.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 3:09 PM PDT reply actions
I just want the universe to know
that i’m open to the possibility of more Phillies runs, if the universe sees fit to deliver them.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Veto
Of the line item variety. Dreams are OK.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
fixed
that i’m open to the possibility of more Phillies runs wins over the Bums, if the universe sees fit to deliver them.
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions
reply
FAIL
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions

just found this on a “random punctuation” “blog”
(hope the “pic” shows)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
That was the year they canceled the World Series
Strike year or something like that
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
SUCK IT KENT
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
Kent loves DP
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
he has a going problem
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
THIS is a "growing problem"
fuck
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Manny doesn't approve of violence against women
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
Only violence against 65 year old ticket guys
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions
When Manny asks for tickets
You get him his tickets
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions
TERRORIST!!1!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions
got a good one?
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions
but he's the best dressed Phillie!*
*pre-game interview revelation
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions
That’s a better number, anyway. Most statisticians acknowledge that Best Dressed % isn’t sustainable year-to-year.
I will agree with you as far as baseball is concerned.
However, in football it has proven to be quite sustainable. Just look at Deion Sanders and Michael Irvin. You can’t be a league leader for 10+ years on a fluke.
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I know this has already been talked about, but . . .
The Phillies really need to ditch the blue hats.
This might take longer than the Red Sux game
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:48 PM PDT reply actions
Myers @ 102 pitches thru 5
Are we sure this guy isn’t a Giant?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
DO NOT WANT
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I forgot the game was on this early
So I just put it on, but let me say that I love the Phillies so much right now. Which I never thought i would say about a team with Brett Myers and Shane Victorino, but there you go.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Denker claimed by Padres
Film at 11
http://itmightbedangerous.blogspot.com/2008/10/claiming-travis-denker.html
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
The Denker bus is now full of angry passengers.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
What? No!
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
You’ve got to be kidding me. . .
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Oct 10, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Great
YOu put all your effort into raising them and then one day, you find out that they are a Padre.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
He let my son get kidnapped by Padres!
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
what
WTF?!
……
!!!
$#@#$#$
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
/tries to calm down
….
What?!!
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
No srsly
Velez is a worse hitter, a worse fielder, and is 5 years older than Denker, and we gave him 300 MLB PA’s this year! And we actually put Denker on waivers?!
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
The Giant Way!!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m sorry, but this means there HAD to be something going on behind the scenes. There’s no way we’d just let him walk like this after he played decently. Probably a huge douche or something. I dunno.
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
LOLney
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions
Did anyone, particularly in the East Bay, just feel a small earthquake?
I just got a jolt. Very quick, though.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I have KNBR on and Warriors coach Don Nelson said he felt something shake.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
This the the FAULT of Sabean!
Free Denker!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This statement applies to a lot of things.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
A
Also, earlier this year, when the Giants didn’t call up Denker after rosters expanded, I suggested that maybe he had shit in Sabean’s cereal. Maybe that wasn’t a joke.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
for reals
Saying that the Giants are getting rid of him because they don’t think he is good enough seems pretty shortsighted. Obviously I don’t have any inside info, but there just has got to more to this than we know.
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
RECTUM FACE SAVES IT!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
Here's the earthquake
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsus/Quakes/nc51209305.php
All of 3.1. Looks like it was pretty close to me, though (I’m in North Oakland).
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
*gets a beer*
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions
None of those guys are any great shakes, but we don’t have the kind of depth to just jettison all of them.
doesn’t that just mean he’s going back to the minors?
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions
When you’re outrighted, you’re off the 40-man roster and have to clear waivers.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
ah I see
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually
I’m not sure about that. I think it’s the other way around – you can only be outrighted once you’ve cleared waivers. From wiki:
Once a player is designated for assignment, the team has ten days to do one of the following things: the player can be traded, the player can be released, or the player can be put on waivers and, provided he clears, outrighted to the minors.
So all of these players have already cleared waivers, and aren’t going anywhere. Everybody come down! Or even better, be angry about Denker.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
come = calm
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
and also unprotected, isn’t he? so he can be claimed, like Denker just was. I think.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Giants are more likely to sign CC Deville then CC Sabathia
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
*checks index of "The Giant Way"*
i got nuthin
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions
None of those really bother or surprise me, though I was always fond of Correia before this year.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
meh
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions
herra spots on the 40 man then
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Home from work
HOORAY 3 DAY WEEKEND!!
The Dodgers blow rhinos
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions
HAPPY LAND PILLAGING AND GENOCIDE DAY!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer Cutting People’s Hands Off For Not Bringing You Enough Gold Day.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
my job is union, we used to have Columbus but gave it up for a MX floater. And yes my local is militant but not as much as it used to be, ahh the good of days.
http://nationalpost.pa-sportsticker.com/default.aspx?s=mlb-news-display&nid=A9052111223680321A
Just for the fun of it, another source corroborating the Denker stupidity.
I call shenanigans until Judy “THE REPORTER OF RECORD” says it is so.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Her heart’s just not in it now than xanthan wrecked his life by leaving her and running off to get married.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
He married his computer
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
My current computer is named Penelopse, and I used to have one named Lindsey. So it could definitely work!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
http://www.baycityball.com/2008/10/02/taking-a-hiatus-for-great-reasons/#comments
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Not to worry
It will only be a small joke. Hardly worth a chuckle, really.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions
According to the almighty wikipedia...
Once a player is outrighted it means he has already cleared waivers. So Denker was claimed, but we still have control of those other clowns.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_transactions
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
thanks for clearing that up. this shit is so goddamned arcane.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Al Mighty!
I’m amazed that there’s never been a professional wrestler called that.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Actually though...
the padres probably do have first dibs in waivers. so I dunno.
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Sit down RaFail
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions
He mentioned it here too, omg.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
rotorueter vs. xanthan
Steel Cage Match
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I wish you didn't have to wait a day to register a user
Or I would register as Sarah Palin and say, “It’s right over there!”
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
I can see a baked potato from my house!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/10/BA7L13F82H.DTL&tsp=1
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
i see used subarus
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions
that parade is in August
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions
You could thank the Dodgers being in the NLCS for him being out of the parade.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Brian Sabean?
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions
they should trade him for Matt Cain
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Who deleted the post about unaccptable topics??!?!
THE MCCOVEN MODERATOR OVERLORDS ARE TRYING TO CONTROL OUR MINDS!1
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
WHERE’D I PUT MY TIN FOIL HELMET??!?!
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions
OK, Phillies, listen up
I need you guys to get three more outs while giving up fewer than three runs. You think you can do that?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
Yes
They are all anatomically correct.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Almost like real human beings?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Except maybe Jeff Kent
He’s above that sort of thing.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions
HE SELFISHLY DOESN'T WATCH PORN
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
STFD ETHIER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
SIT DOWN ANDRE
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions
Brett Myers went 3 for 3 with 3 RBIs
When did the Phillies hire Dave Righetti as pitching coach?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
oh boy
This is becoming Wilsonesque
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
You know why this is happening? Because the Phillies are wearing those stupid blue hats. NOTHING GOOD CAN COME FROM BLUE HATS.
Actually, my favorite AL time is the Blue Jays, but I’m conveniently ignoring that for the moment.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
What does FOX see in Joe Buck??
He’s the #1 guy for baseball. He’s the #1 guy for the NFL.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
Eugenics
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions
STFD KEMP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
Lidge threw nothing but 85 MPH sliders and still K'd him
Must be one hell of an 85 MPH slider.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
Sit DOWN, Mr. Hamm!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions
STFD NOMAR
hahaha Nomar looked absolutely pathetic that AB
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
DOWN IN FLAMES, DODGERS!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
*buys Philly a beverage*
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions
YES!

Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
What the ending of Return of the Jedi should have been
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Geez
Three more 85 MPH sliders and another K.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions
Man, those are some homely motherfuckers on Fox’s postgame wrap.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
Myers on Myers Action
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
GUARANTEE - No pitcher will get 3 hits in next game
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions

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