Open Championship Series Thread, 10/10
by Grant on Oct 10, 2008 11:17 AM PDT
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Heck, it was good luck yesterday, and I did spend three whole minutes on it, so...
Current Series
Phillies lead the series 1-0
| Thu 10/09 | WP: Cole Hamels (2 - 0) SV: Brad Lidge LP: Derek Lowe (1 - 1) |
3 - 2 win |
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Los Angeles Dodgers Friday, Oct 10, 2008, 1:35 PM PDT Chad Billingsley vs Brett Myers Sunny. Winds blowing in from left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 70.
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| Sun 10/12 | 5:22 PM PDT | |
| Mon 10/13 | 5:22 PM PDT | |
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Oh, and...
SMACK THE SMELLY LASODRAS AROUND AND DANCE ON THEIR SHATTERED LIMBS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rally Philadelphia Devito Chin Merkin
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who’s the brains, who’s the looks and who’s the wildcard?
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on Oct 10, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danny Devito
Very handsome man.
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goof?
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love the carlton dance, really who doesn’t? Never underestimate goofiness.
by timmeh on Oct 10, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or Goofus.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We can’t have the game overlapping the RED SAWKSRays game, now can we?
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right. The Dodgers/Phillies is just some sort of semi-interesting exhibition.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it does feature MANNY RAMIREZ, so that’s something. But the other 49 players are just dead weight.
by Evan on Oct 10, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like..
How it’s not ecen sold out.
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes that's right.
Even the European Christian Enviromental Network could sell that place out.
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So wait..
Is the Dodgers game about to start? Fox is talking about the SAWKS
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dunno..
I think the best way to become a male porn star is to grow a goatee.
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Male porn star” is an oxymoron in my book, sir.
by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Male Porn Actors
are no more than window dressing
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh look!
Dodgers Phillies, really?
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeanne Zelasko looks like a Barbie doll. I don’t mean that in a good way.
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Except for the whole “shotgun nostrils” thing…
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH EM GEE
What if it’s the Manny Ramirez team versus the old Manny Ramirez team in the World Series?!?!?!!???!?one?!???
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Joe Torre would’ve made any commercials if he signed with a different team.
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sure
“What’s this?”
“Two-and-a-half-pump, double-shot, non-fat, light-whip, java mocha javanation.”
…
“What’s this?”
“Two-and-a-half-pump, double-shot, non-fat, light-whip, java mocha javanation. Hey have you looked at my indie record yet?”
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Portland doesn’t have a team!
(Oh, that’s everywhere, now, right?)
by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pst….Seattle.
……..I thought…….
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Seattle most of all! Yay hate!
by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ManRam used RBI DOUBLE
It’s not very effective…
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHA
I get it McCarver! It’s not how how hard you hit it, and it turns out to be not how far you hit it. You have to just hit a home run!
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess there were some fireworks there...
But I swear it looked like the ballpark was on fire or something.
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FREE JUAN PIERRE!
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who’s the homeless bum they got to do the Dodger lineups?
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Phillies borrow the lucky McCovey Chron Logo
But we should be more.
Shouldn’t the foreground baseball graphic be replaced by Marichal clobbering Roseboro with a bat?
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is war
We should DO more, but be all that we can be.
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA
Take that Martin.
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just a bit inside.
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That sends a message.
To the popcorn vendor?
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God...
How a player can have a ball thrown behind him and then the next pitch be right in there and swing.
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it helps if he has no brain in his head
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whee!
I’m waving a towel above my head! Whee!
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
An image of Walrus entertaining his guests by taking off his bathtowel and peeing freely in the living room.
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anagram of "Manny Ramirez"
MERRY NAZI MAN
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*continued applause*
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don’t think this is an appropriate line of discussion for McCC
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Discussions of McCCSabathia encouraged, however.
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but not sucka MCCs
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to record a rap song under that name.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But you listen to Pink Floyd Richard Wagner!
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Oct 10, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you guys wanna play spies?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
espiondge
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
have u not heard abou maine is one of the mose impordan states. it is like the maine one.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe the best line of any Dugout, ever.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That one has a lot of good ones.
“500 dollars they make dollars that small now”
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also doesn’t he pull money out of his ear?
gross.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLlins
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brett Myers made a big mistake in telling the Dodgers that the ball slipped. The Dodgers are totally going to win now.
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU LOSE THE EDGE!
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
what’s this strike zone like? looks teeny (judging by Gameday)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Change in tone
McCC suddenly gets all drooly and monosyllabic
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
blecch
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Noooooo, the pitcher is going to knock in a run. That’s the way it always works!
by chilibean_3 on Oct 10, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No worries. All part of the plan. Just like yesterday.
Remember guys, this team can actually HIT!
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, PhiLOLlies
let’s get some runs
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame you for LOLing Rollins’ name. Don’t you remember how our insults hurt the players’ feelings???
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also Bengie is slow LOL
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
I’m listening to Vin Scully on the Dodgers feed, and he gives NO indication on batted balls whether it looks like an out, or not. Has he always been like that? It would make me crazy if he were my home announcer.
by BigO on Oct 10, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vin a little past his prime
He lost his vision about a decade ago. Now he waits for his seeing eye dog to bark twice before calling a hit or an out.
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never got why people like Vin Scully
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Oct 10, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he’s pretty good on TV. I suppose he drones a little, but he’s full of interesting info and rarely lapses into Morganish idiocy or Sutcliffian jockishness.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like him because he’s not some barking meathead.
by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vin Scully now > Joe Buck
At the very least, he’s more (unintentionally) entertaining.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hollywood angle
Vin was so good in his prime that LA keeps him to thank him for the memories, if nothing else.
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lou Dobbs!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But Lou Dobbs has a 1.000 avg and is fighting for the forgotten middle class
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fixed ur reply
fighting for the forgotten middle class whitey
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HUSSEIN!>!>!@E
secret muzlum
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Lou Dobbs has a 1.000 avg and is fighting for the forgotten middle class whitey.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you forgot to forget forgotten whitey
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m high, excuse my lack of reading ability.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Oct 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in play RUNZ
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BLOLingsley
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOLlins
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Multiple…..hits….in….a…….row….? I have never seen before.
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/hurriedly flips through the record books
I am not sure it’s ever happened.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All with two outs
which I’m sure is illegal
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s a worldwide sentiment
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit, why are they having this game while I am at work?!?!
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Congratulations.
You’re the only one who still has a job.
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm watching this on my big ass flatscreen in the den
the repo man takes it back to Fry’s tomorrow
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good Hitting beats Good Pitching?
Things have changed since I last watched the playoffs.
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Suck it, Dodger “fans.”
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Philly fans are growing on me as well.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’re doing all they can to secure a permanent spot in the hearts of Giants fans.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 RUNZ IN A INING
WHICHKRAFT
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So lemme get this straight (Just sssh , Wil)...
…MLB will sell me a playoff package right down to my credit card detail , except for the little fact that there’s a NATIONWIDE BLACKOUT
at least that’s what my screen reads…
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Oct 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm taking him off my Christmas card list
and promoting him to the Taliban as an American icon whom we would be shattered to see disappeared.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Oct 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BLOLlingsley: 43 pitches thru 1.2
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ve have studied your tapes, Herr Cain.
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, swing at pitches when the guy hasn’t hit the strike zone at all.
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DOOD HE CARRIED THIS TEAM IN SEPTEMBUR
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Howard = Pedro Cerrano
Straight ball, I hit real good.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*golf clap*
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve been playing this for the past half an hour or so: http://www.pixeljam.com/dinorun/
I apologize for any addictions I cause.
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Manny cared more, he wouldn’t pop out to 2B
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If he could care less
he’d still be with Boston
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game can be tied in a hurry
Damn bandbox is spooky
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Charlie Manuel sound like Forhorn Leghorn? Because that’s how I imagine him to sound.
by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We should get Huey Lewis to record this.
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be great, but perhaps Delorean’s band would be cheaper.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve Perry isn't working much these days
And is a big Giants fan.
James Hetfield, too.
What a duet that would be.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DODGERS SMELL LIKE FISH SCALE SODA!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
INTENT BALL
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get a run, you dicks
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it's highly unusual
but of course i’ll allow it
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MATT CAIN FOR BRETT MYERS. THEN HAVE HIM HIT 4TH
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also
THATS WHY YOU DONT WALK GREG DOBBS, MEAT
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE MIDDLE CLASS FORGOTTEN WHITEY AINT GOIN OUT LIKE THAT
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one expects Norwegian Heritage Night!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL DODGERS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Barbara Billingsley
Not a big game pitcher
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His first name is Chad…. as in sCHADenfreude
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Everett
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get no help
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barbara is speaking jive in the dugout after lasting less than 3 innings
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Cut me some slack, jack”
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Torre with the quick hook
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who wouldn’t be itching to put Chan Ho Park in an important playoff game?
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
Scully’s already giving up: talking about going back to LA down 2-0.
by BigO on Oct 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dodger fans grief sustains me
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s go, assface
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how they mispronounced and misspelled the pronunciation of “musubi” on the graphic right there.
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why do I keep hearing “rectum face, rectum face” to that old Spider Man tune?
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“Does whatever a Rectum Face does”
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
What is best in life?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Victorino
Being less douchy today
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beimel?
I don’t even know’ll!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, suddenly it isn’t so bad that the Brewers lost. My guess is that they wouldn’t have been this entertaining.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is great news… FOR THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m just going to pretend that some other Phillie is driving in all of these runs.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, it’s the least he can do for us.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anagram of "Chan Ho Park"
HA, PORN HACK
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LET'S GO, BIG FELLA
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s funny when it’s not the Giants.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just want the universe to know
that i’m open to the possibility of more Phillies runs, if the universe sees fit to deliver them.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This inning is made out of dreams and angels
by fwoty oz on Oct 10, 2008 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Veto
Of the line item variety. Dreams are OK.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fixed
that i’m open to the possibility of more Phillies runs wins over the Bums, if the universe sees fit to deliver them.
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
reply
FAIL
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BURRELL
i hate you
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
just found this on a “random punctuation” “blog”
(hope the “pic” shows)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope, fail
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know about a hundred people back home who would agree with this poster. The love for Casey Blake in Ohio is mystifying.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but “why” do they “love him” so (much)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the year they canceled the World Series
Strike year or something like that
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
suck it kent
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Kent
Giants Wall of Famer
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT KENT
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
[JEFF KENT, STILL] SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kent loves DP
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he has a going problem
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but maybe it’s a “growing problem”
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS is a "growing problem"
fuck
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Manny……………..stop being so good
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just Manny being an Asshole
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
are you serious
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Manny doesn't approve of violence against women
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only violence against 65 year old ticket guys
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those defenseless, elderly, lifelong employees have it coming, anyway.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Manny asks for tickets
You get him his tickets
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TERRORIST!!1!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, Phils, let's get those 3 back
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel like using a rally photo, but it isn’t the time.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
got a good one?
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like it would be bad form to do it while we are still winning.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4gotten whitey fo’ eva
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Myers if fucking ridiculous!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s just trying to cover the ones he gave up.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rollins sucks
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Walker for Rollins
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not Black Flag Henry, he tends to get on my nerves.
by timmeh on Oct 10, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but he's the best dressed Phillie!*
*pre-game interview revelation
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His Best Dressed percentage is quite high. He’d replace Omar nicely in that category.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a better number, anyway. Most statisticians acknowledge that Best Dressed % isn’t sustainable year-to-year.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will agree with you as far as baseball is concerned.
However, in football it has proven to be quite sustainable. Just look at Deion Sanders and Michael Irvin. You can’t be a league leader for 10+ years on a fluke.
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know this has already been talked about, but . . .
The Phillies really need to ditch the blue hats.
by fwoty oz on Oct 10, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HIT IT ON THE GROUND TO VIZQUEL ROLLINS
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOLgers
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This might take longer than the Red Sux game
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Myers @ 102 pitches thru 5
Are we sure this guy isn’t a Giant?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO NOT WANT
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot the game was on this early
So I just put it on, but let me say that I love the Phillies so much right now. Which I never thought i would say about a team with Brett Myers and Shane Victorino, but there you go.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 3:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Denker claimed by Padres
Film at 11
http://itmightbedangerous.blogspot.com/2008/10/claiming-travis-denker.html
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More replies! More people need to be upset about this! My misery needs company!
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Denker bus is now full of angry passengers.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on Oct 10, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What? No!
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on Oct 10, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’ve got to be kidding me. . .
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Oct 10, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs