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Open Championship Series Thread, 10/10

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Heck, it was good luck yesterday, and I did spend three whole minutes on it, so...

 

Current Series

Phillies lead the series 1-0

Thu 10/09 WP: Cole Hamels (2 - 0)
SV: Brad Lidge
LP: Derek Lowe (1 - 1)
3 - 2 win

Los Angeles Dodgers
@ Philadelphia Phillies

Friday, Oct 10, 2008, 1:35 PM PDT
Citizens Bank Park

Chad Billingsley vs Brett Myers

Sunny. Winds blowing in from left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 70.

 

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SMACK THE SMELLY LASODRAS AROUND AND DANCE ON THEIR SHATTERED LIMBS!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

again

i’d say too subtle

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rally Philadelphia Devito Chin Merkin

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who’s the brains, who’s the looks and who’s the wildcard?

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .

by oldjacket on Oct 10, 2008 1:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Danny Devito

Very handsome man.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 11:49 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Goof?

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i love the carlton dance, really who doesn’t? Never underestimate goofiness.

by timmeh on Oct 10, 2008 3:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or Goofus.

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by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Friday afternoon playoff game? Really?

by Evan on Oct 10, 2008 11:49 AM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We can’t have the game overlapping the RED SAWKSRays game, now can we?

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 11:56 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Right. The Dodgers/Phillies is just some sort of semi-interesting exhibition.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 11:57 AM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, it does feature MANNY RAMIREZ, so that’s something. But the other 49 players are just dead weight.

by Evan on Oct 10, 2008 12:06 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Other players?

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 12:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joe Torre isn’t a player.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 10, 2008 12:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like..

How it’s not ecen sold out.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes that's right.

Even the European Christian Enviromental Network could sell that place out.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So wait..

Is the Dodgers game about to start? Fox is talking about the SAWKS

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’M SICK OF THESE BASEBALL GOATEES

by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 1:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno..

I think the best way to become a male porn star is to grow a goatee.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“Male porn star” is an oxymoron in my book, sir.

by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 1:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh look!

Dodgers Phillies, really?

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeanne Zelasko looks like a Barbie doll. I don’t mean that in a good way.

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Except for the whole “shotgun nostrils” thing…

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 1:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH EM GEE

What if it’s the Manny Ramirez team versus the old Manny Ramirez team in the World Series?!?!?!!???!?one?!???

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wonder if Joe Torre would’ve made any commercials if he signed with a different team.

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sure

“What’s this?”

“Two-and-a-half-pump, double-shot, non-fat, light-whip, java mocha javanation.”

…

“What’s this?”

“Two-and-a-half-pump, double-shot, non-fat, light-whip, java mocha javanation. Hey have you looked at my indie record yet?”

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Portland doesn’t have a team!

(Oh, that’s everywhere, now, right?)

by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 1:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pst….Seattle.

……..I thought…….

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate Seattle most of all! Yay hate!

by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ManRam used RBI DOUBLE

It’s not very effective…

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHA

I get it McCarver! It’s not how how hard you hit it, and it turns out to be not how far you hit it. You have to just hit a home run!

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pure poetry

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess there were some fireworks there...

But I swear it looked like the ballpark was on fire or something.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe it was Cannibas smoke.

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man, you used to be cool.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 10, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YOU LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD

by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 1:39 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FREE JUAN PIERRE!

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no thanks

you’d have to pay me to take him

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:36 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who’s the homeless bum they got to do the Dodger lineups?

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Phillies borrow the lucky McCovey Chron Logo

But we should be more.

Shouldn’t the foreground baseball graphic be replaced by Marichal clobbering Roseboro with a bat?

by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is war

We should DO more, but be all that we can be.

by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 1:38 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HA

Take that Martin.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SUCK IT RUSSELL MARTIN

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just a bit inside.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God...

How a player can have a ball thrown behind him and then the next pitch be right in there and swing.

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it helps if he has no brain in his head

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whee!

I’m waving a towel above my head! Whee!

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

An image of Walrus entertaining his guests by taking off his bathtowel and peeing freely in the living room.

by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SUCK IT MANNY RAMIREZ

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anagram of "Manny Ramirez"

MERRY NAZI MAN

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*continued applause*

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i don’t think this is an appropriate line of discussion for McCC

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Discussions of McCCSabathia encouraged, however.

by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but not sucka MCCs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We need to record a rap song under that name.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But you listen to Pink Floyd Richard Wagner!

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Oct 10, 2008 1:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you guys wanna play spies?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

espiondge

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

have u not heard abou maine is one of the mose impordan states. it is like the maine one.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe the best line of any Dugout, ever.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That one has a lot of good ones.

“500 dollars they make dollars that small now”

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 1:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

also doesn’t he pull money out of his ear?

gross.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOLlins

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by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brett Myers made a big mistake in telling the Dodgers that the ball slipped. The Dodgers are totally going to win now.

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YOU LOSE THE EDGE!

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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn

what’s this strike zone like? looks teeny (judging by Gameday)

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dang.

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Change in tone

McCC suddenly gets all drooly and monosyllabic

by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BRETT

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SUCK IT KEMP

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

blecch

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Noooooo, the pitcher is going to knock in a run. That’s the way it always works!

by chilibean_3 on Oct 10, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No worries. All part of the plan. Just like yesterday.

Remember guys, this team can actually HIT!

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK, PhiLOLlies

let’s get some runs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I blame you for LOLing Rollins’ name. Don’t you remember how our insults hurt the players’ feelings???

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

also Bengie is slow LOL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:08 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn

I’m listening to Vin Scully on the Dodgers feed, and he gives NO indication on batted balls whether it looks like an out, or not. Has he always been like that? It would make me crazy if he were my home announcer.

by BigO on Oct 10, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vin a little past his prime

He lost his vision about a decade ago. Now he waits for his seeing eye dog to bark twice before calling a hit or an out.

by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I never got why people like Vin Scully

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Oct 10, 2008 2:09 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think he’s pretty good on TV. I suppose he drones a little, but he’s full of interesting info and rarely lapses into Morganish idiocy or Sutcliffian jockishness.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I guess

But he almost never says anything interesting about the game.

..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.

by Cookyman on Oct 10, 2008 2:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like him because he’s not some barking meathead.

by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 2:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vin Scully now > Joe Buck

At the very least, he’s more (unintentionally) entertaining.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 2:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hollywood angle

Vin was so good in his prime that LA keeps him to thank him for the memories, if nothing else.

by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lou Dobbs!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BOOOO WE WANT HAPPY PETE

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But Lou Dobbs has a 1.000 avg and is fighting for the forgotten middle class

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fixed ur reply

fighting for the forgotten middle class whitey

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HUSSEIN!>!>!@E

secret muzlum

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But Lou Dobbs has a 1.000 avg and is fighting for the forgotten middle class whitey.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wish I had thought of that.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you forgot to forget forgotten whitey

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m high, excuse my lack of reading ability.

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Oct 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in play RUNZ

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(waves towel in the air)

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOLs AngeLOLs DodLOLs

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BLOLingsley

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In play, no out!

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOLlins

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Multiple…..hits….in….a…….row….? I have never seen before.

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/hurriedly flips through the record books

I am not sure it’s ever happened.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BEAT LA CHANT IN PHILLY??

by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 2:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

win

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll allow it.

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it’s a worldwide sentiment

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dammit, why are they having this game while I am at work?!?!

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Congratulations.

You’re the only one who still has a job.

by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good Hitting beats Good Pitching?

Things have changed since I last watched the playoffs.

by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Suck it, Dodger “fans.”

Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times

by ChrisHero on Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like this team.

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Philly fans are growing on me as well.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They’re doing all they can to secure a permanent spot in the hearts of Giants fans.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4 RUNZ IN A INING

WHICHKRAFT

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BEAT LA! BEAT LA! BEAT LA!

by deuce deuce on Oct 10, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So lemme get this straight (Just sssh , Wil)...

…MLB will sell me a playoff package right down to my credit card detail , except for the little fact that there’s a NATIONWIDE BLACKOUT

at least that’s what my screen reads…

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Oct 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bud is a shrewd businessman.

by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 2:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm taking him off my Christmas card list

and promoting him to the Taliban as an American icon whom we would be shattered to see disappeared.

"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott

by victor frankenstein on Oct 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BLOLlingsley: 43 pitches thru 1.2

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ve have studied your tapes, Herr Cain.

by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Start being good, Howard.

by chilibean_3 on Oct 10, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

facepalm

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, swing at pitches when the guy hasn’t hit the strike zone at all.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DOOD HE CARRIED THIS TEAM IN SEPTEMBUR

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ryan Howard = Pedro Cerrano

Straight ball, I hit real good.

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*golf clap*

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ve been playing this for the past half an hour or so: http://www.pixeljam.com/dinorun/
I apologize for any addictions I cause.

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Manny cared more, he wouldn’t pop out to 2B

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does Charlie Manuel sound like Forhorn Leghorn? Because that’s how I imagine him to sound.

by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pedro would’ve had that.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 2:39 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STOP PLAYING I LOVE LA PLZ

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We hate LA……… (We Hate It!)

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We should get Huey Lewis to record this.

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That would be great, but perhaps Delorean’s band would be cheaper.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Steve Perry isn't working much these days

And is a big Giants fan.

James Hetfield, too.

What a duet that would be.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:48 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DODGERS SMELL LIKE FISH SCALE SODA!

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

INTENT BALL

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Get a run, you dicks

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How about two?

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:51 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's highly unusual

but of course i’ll allow it

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MATT CAIN FOR BRETT MYERS. THEN HAVE HIM HIT 4TH

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

/Laughs out loud

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also

THATS WHY YOU DONT WALK GREG DOBBS, MEAT

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THE MIDDLE CLASS FORGOTTEN WHITEY AINT GOIN OUT LIKE THAT

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No one expects Norwegian Heritage Night!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL DODGERS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His first name is Chad…. as in sCHADenfreude

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chris Everett

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:54 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get no help

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Barbara is speaking jive in the dugout after lasting less than 3 innings

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“Cut me some slack, jack”

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Torre with the quick hook

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who wouldn’t be itching to put Chan Ho Park in an important playoff game?

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

Scully’s already giving up: talking about going back to LA down 2-0.

by BigO on Oct 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dodger fans grief sustains me

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let’s go, assface

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rectum, damn near killed em

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like how they mispronounced and misspelled the pronunciation of “musubi” on the graphic right there.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why do I keep hearing “rectum face, rectum face” to that old Spider Man tune?

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

“Does whatever a Rectum Face does”

by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

What is best in life?

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Victorino

Being less douchy today

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Beimel?

I don’t even know’ll!

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, suddenly it isn’t so bad that the Brewers lost. My guess is that they wouldn’t have been this entertaining.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This game is great news… FOR THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS!!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’m just going to pretend that some other Phillie is driving in all of these runs.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, it’s the least he can do for us.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 3:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anagram of "Chan Ho Park"

HA, PORN HACK

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ftw

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:03 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LET'S GO, BIG FELLA

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man, it’s only the 3rd inning.

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 3:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s funny when it’s not the Giants.

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 3:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just want the universe to know

that i’m open to the possibility of more Phillies runs, if the universe sees fit to deliver them.

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fixed

that i’m open to the possibility of more Phillies runs wins over the Bums, if the universe sees fit to deliver them.

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

reply

FAIL

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BURRELL

i hate you

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Save it for Casey Blake

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just found this on a “random punctuation” “blog”

(hope the “pic” shows)

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nope, fail

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know about a hundred people back home who would agree with this poster. The love for Casey Blake in Ohio is mystifying.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but “why” do they “love him” so (much)

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eff you, Joe Buck.

There amass been plenty of articles written this spring about the stud shortstop Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum , as well as the fluid young outfielders and thirteen basemen Kevin Frandsen.
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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 3:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHAT 2002 WORLD SERIES?

by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was the year they canceled the World Series

Strike year or something like that

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:20 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

suck it kent

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

[JEFF KENT, STILL] SAN FRANCISCO GIANT

by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kent loves DP

Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tommy leaving already?

by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but maybe it’s a “growing problem”

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 3:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Manny……………..stop being so good

I see the future, and it is Pablo

by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just Manny being an Asshole

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.

by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

are you serious

Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey

by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Poo

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by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Manny doesn't approve of violence against women

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only violence against 65 year old ticket guys

Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil

by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2008 3:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Those defenseless, elderly, lifelong employees have it coming, anyway.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When Manny asks for tickets

You get him his tickets

"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak

by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK, Phils, let's get those 3 back

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I feel like using a rally photo, but it isn’t the time.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:27 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

got a good one?

Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey

by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I feel like it would be bad form to do it while we are still winning.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dobbs gets us going.

by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4gotten whitey fo’ eva

Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.

by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs