Open Championship Series Thread, 10/10
by Grant on Oct 10, 2008 11:17 AM PDT
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Heck, it was good luck yesterday, and I did spend three whole minutes on it, so...
Current Series
Phillies lead the series 1-0
| Thu 10/09 | WP: Cole Hamels (2 - 0) SV: Brad Lidge LP: Derek Lowe (1 - 1) |
3 - 2 win |
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Los Angeles Dodgers Friday, Oct 10, 2008, 1:35 PM PDT Chad Billingsley vs Brett Myers Sunny. Winds blowing in from left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 70.
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| Sun 10/12 | 5:22 PM PDT | |
| Mon 10/13 | 5:22 PM PDT | |
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Oh, and...
SMACK THE SMELLY LASODRAS AROUND AND DANCE ON THEIR SHATTERED LIMBS!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Rally Philadelphia Devito Chin Merkin
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2008 11:31 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who’s the brains, who’s the looks and who’s the wildcard?
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on Oct 10, 2008 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Danny Devito
Very handsome man.
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goof?
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love the carlton dance, really who doesn’t? Never underestimate goofiness.
by timmeh on Oct 10, 2008 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or Goofus.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We can’t have the game overlapping the RED SAWKSRays game, now can we?
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right. The Dodgers/Phillies is just some sort of semi-interesting exhibition.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, it does feature MANNY RAMIREZ, so that’s something. But the other 49 players are just dead weight.
by Evan on Oct 10, 2008 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like..
How it’s not ecen sold out.
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes that's right.
Even the European Christian Enviromental Network could sell that place out.
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So wait..
Is the Dodgers game about to start? Fox is talking about the SAWKS
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dunno..
I think the best way to become a male porn star is to grow a goatee.
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Male porn star” is an oxymoron in my book, sir.
by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 1:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Male Porn Actors
are no more than window dressing
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh look!
Dodgers Phillies, really?
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeanne Zelasko looks like a Barbie doll. I don’t mean that in a good way.
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Except for the whole “shotgun nostrils” thing…
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH EM GEE
What if it’s the Manny Ramirez team versus the old Manny Ramirez team in the World Series?!?!?!!???!?one?!???
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder if Joe Torre would’ve made any commercials if he signed with a different team.
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sure
“What’s this?”
“Two-and-a-half-pump, double-shot, non-fat, light-whip, java mocha javanation.”
…
“What’s this?”
“Two-and-a-half-pump, double-shot, non-fat, light-whip, java mocha javanation. Hey have you looked at my indie record yet?”
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Portland doesn’t have a team!
(Oh, that’s everywhere, now, right?)
by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pst….Seattle.
……..I thought…….
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Seattle most of all! Yay hate!
by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ManRam used RBI DOUBLE
It’s not very effective…
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHA
I get it McCarver! It’s not how how hard you hit it, and it turns out to be not how far you hit it. You have to just hit a home run!
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:30 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess there were some fireworks there...
But I swear it looked like the ballpark was on fire or something.
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
FREE JUAN PIERRE!
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who’s the homeless bum they got to do the Dodger lineups?
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Phillies borrow the lucky McCovey Chron Logo
But we should be more.
Shouldn’t the foreground baseball graphic be replaced by Marichal clobbering Roseboro with a bat?
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 1:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is war
We should DO more, but be all that we can be.
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA
Take that Martin.
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just a bit inside.
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That sends a message.
To the popcorn vendor?
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 1:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
God...
How a player can have a ball thrown behind him and then the next pitch be right in there and swing.
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it helps if he has no brain in his head
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whee!
I’m waving a towel above my head! Whee!
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
An image of Walrus entertaining his guests by taking off his bathtowel and peeing freely in the living room.
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anagram of "Manny Ramirez"
MERRY NAZI MAN
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*continued applause*
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don’t think this is an appropriate line of discussion for McCC
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Discussions of McCCSabathia encouraged, however.
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but not sucka MCCs
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to record a rap song under that name.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But you listen to Pink Floyd Richard Wagner!
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Oct 10, 2008 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you guys wanna play spies?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
espiondge
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
have u not heard abou maine is one of the mose impordan states. it is like the maine one.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
maybe the best line of any Dugout, ever.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That one has a lot of good ones.
“500 dollars they make dollars that small now”
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 1:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also doesn’t he pull money out of his ear?
gross.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLlins
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brett Myers made a big mistake in telling the Dodgers that the ball slipped. The Dodgers are totally going to win now.
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 1:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YOU LOSE THE EDGE!
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by WalrusMan on Oct 10, 2008 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
what’s this strike zone like? looks teeny (judging by Gameday)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Change in tone
McCC suddenly gets all drooly and monosyllabic
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
blecch
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Noooooo, the pitcher is going to knock in a run. That’s the way it always works!
by chilibean_3 on Oct 10, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No worries. All part of the plan. Just like yesterday.
Remember guys, this team can actually HIT!
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK, PhiLOLlies
let’s get some runs
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I blame you for LOLing Rollins’ name. Don’t you remember how our insults hurt the players’ feelings???
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
also Bengie is slow LOL
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
I’m listening to Vin Scully on the Dodgers feed, and he gives NO indication on batted balls whether it looks like an out, or not. Has he always been like that? It would make me crazy if he were my home announcer.
by BigO on Oct 10, 2008 2:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Vin a little past his prime
He lost his vision about a decade ago. Now he waits for his seeing eye dog to bark twice before calling a hit or an out.
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never got why people like Vin Scully
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Oct 10, 2008 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he’s pretty good on TV. I suppose he drones a little, but he’s full of interesting info and rarely lapses into Morganish idiocy or Sutcliffian jockishness.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like him because he’s not some barking meathead.
by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vin Scully now > Joe Buck
At the very least, he’s more (unintentionally) entertaining.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hollywood angle
Vin was so good in his prime that LA keeps him to thank him for the memories, if nothing else.
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lou Dobbs!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
But Lou Dobbs has a 1.000 avg and is fighting for the forgotten middle class
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fixed ur reply
fighting for the forgotten middle class whitey
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HUSSEIN!>!>!@E
secret muzlum
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But Lou Dobbs has a 1.000 avg and is fighting for the forgotten middle class whitey.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you forgot to forget forgotten whitey
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m high, excuse my lack of reading ability.
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Oct 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in play RUNZ
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
BLOLingsley
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOLlins
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Multiple…..hits….in….a…….row….? I have never seen before.
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/hurriedly flips through the record books
I am not sure it’s ever happened.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All with two outs
which I’m sure is illegal
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it’s a worldwide sentiment
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit, why are they having this game while I am at work?!?!
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Congratulations.
You’re the only one who still has a job.
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm watching this on my big ass flatscreen in the den
the repo man takes it back to Fry’s tomorrow
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good Hitting beats Good Pitching?
Things have changed since I last watched the playoffs.
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Suck it, Dodger “fans.”
Without killing anyone
We've won it 3 times
by ChrisHero on Oct 10, 2008 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The Philly fans are growing on me as well.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They’re doing all they can to secure a permanent spot in the hearts of Giants fans.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 RUNZ IN A INING
WHICHKRAFT
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So lemme get this straight (Just sssh , Wil)...
…MLB will sell me a playoff package right down to my credit card detail , except for the little fact that there’s a NATIONWIDE BLACKOUT
at least that’s what my screen reads…
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Oct 10, 2008 2:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm taking him off my Christmas card list
and promoting him to the Taliban as an American icon whom we would be shattered to see disappeared.
"Ain't got a hope in Hell - that's my belief." - Bon Scott
by victor frankenstein on Oct 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BLOLlingsley: 43 pitches thru 1.2
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ve have studied your tapes, Herr Cain.
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, swing at pitches when the guy hasn’t hit the strike zone at all.
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DOOD HE CARRIED THIS TEAM IN SEPTEMBUR
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Howard = Pedro Cerrano
Straight ball, I hit real good.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 2:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*golf clap*
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve been playing this for the past half an hour or so: http://www.pixeljam.com/dinorun/
I apologize for any addictions I cause.
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If Manny cared more, he wouldn’t pop out to 2B
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If he could care less
he’d still be with Boston
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Game can be tied in a hurry
Damn bandbox is spooky
by Moggeee on Oct 10, 2008 2:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does Charlie Manuel sound like Forhorn Leghorn? Because that’s how I imagine him to sound.
by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 2:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
We should get Huey Lewis to record this.
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be great, but perhaps Delorean’s band would be cheaper.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Steve Perry isn't working much these days
And is a big Giants fan.
James Hetfield, too.
What a duet that would be.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DODGERS SMELL LIKE FISH SCALE SODA!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 2:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
INTENT BALL
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Get a run, you dicks
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it's highly unusual
but of course i’ll allow it
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MATT CAIN FOR BRETT MYERS. THEN HAVE HIM HIT 4TH
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 2:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Also
THATS WHY YOU DONT WALK GREG DOBBS, MEAT
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE MIDDLE CLASS FORGOTTEN WHITEY AINT GOIN OUT LIKE THAT
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No one expects Norwegian Heritage Night!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL DODGERS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Barbara Billingsley
Not a big game pitcher
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 2:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
His first name is Chad…. as in sCHADenfreude
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Everett
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
chump don’t want no help, chump don’t get no help
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barbara is speaking jive in the dugout after lasting less than 3 innings
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“Cut me some slack, jack”
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Torre with the quick hook
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Who wouldn’t be itching to put Chan Ho Park in an important playoff game?
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
Scully’s already giving up: talking about going back to LA down 2-0.
by BigO on Oct 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dodger fans grief sustains me
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let’s go, assface
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like how they mispronounced and misspelled the pronunciation of “musubi” on the graphic right there.
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 2:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Why do I keep hearing “rectum face, rectum face” to that old Spider Man tune?
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
“Does whatever a Rectum Face does”
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
What is best in life?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Victorino
Being less douchy today
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Beimel?
I don’t even know’ll!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So, suddenly it isn’t so bad that the Brewers lost. My guess is that they wouldn’t have been this entertaining.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is great news… FOR THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS!!!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 3:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I’m just going to pretend that some other Phillie is driving in all of these runs.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 3:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey, it’s the least he can do for us.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anagram of "Chan Ho Park"
HA, PORN HACK
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 3:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LET'S GO, BIG FELLA
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s funny when it’s not the Giants.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 3:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I just want the universe to know
that i’m open to the possibility of more Phillies runs, if the universe sees fit to deliver them.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This inning is made out of dreams and angels
by fwoty oz on Oct 10, 2008 3:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Veto
Of the line item variety. Dreams are OK.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
fixed
that i’m open to the possibility of more Phillies runs wins over the Bums, if the universe sees fit to deliver them.
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
reply
FAIL
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BURRELL
i hate you
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
just found this on a “random punctuation” “blog”
(hope the “pic” shows)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope, fail
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know about a hundred people back home who would agree with this poster. The love for Casey Blake in Ohio is mystifying.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but “why” do they “love him” so (much)
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was the year they canceled the World Series
Strike year or something like that
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
suck it kent
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 3:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeff Kent
Giants Wall of Famer
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT KENT
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
[JEFF KENT, STILL] SAN FRANCISCO GIANT
by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Kent loves DP
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 3:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he has a going problem
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but maybe it’s a “growing problem”
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS is a "growing problem"
fuck
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Manny……………..stop being so good
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Just Manny being an Asshole
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
are you serious
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 3:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Manny doesn't approve of violence against women
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:25 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Only violence against 65 year old ticket guys
Sergio Romo will gladly hand you a bench to sit on / GIANTSPACE™ / Adopted brother of the AnVil
by SoFa King Mike on Oct 10, 2008 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those defenseless, elderly, lifelong employees have it coming, anyway.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Manny asks for tickets
You get him his tickets
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TERRORIST!!1!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, Phils, let's get those 3 back
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel like using a rally photo, but it isn’t the time.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
got a good one?
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like it would be bad form to do it while we are still winning.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
4gotten whitey fo’ eva
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Myers if fucking ridiculous!!
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He’s just trying to cover the ones he gave up.
by chilibean_3 on Oct 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rollins sucks
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Walker for Rollins
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not Black Flag Henry, he tends to get on my nerves.
by timmeh on Oct 10, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but he's the best dressed Phillie!*
*pre-game interview revelation
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His Best Dressed percentage is quite high. He’d replace Omar nicely in that category.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s a better number, anyway. Most statisticians acknowledge that Best Dressed % isn’t sustainable year-to-year.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will agree with you as far as baseball is concerned.
However, in football it has proven to be quite sustainable. Just look at Deion Sanders and Michael Irvin. You can’t be a league leader for 10+ years on a fluke.
"Forget it Donny, you're out of you're element"-Walter Sobchak
by icanplaythird on Oct 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know this has already been talked about, but . . .
The Phillies really need to ditch the blue hats.
by fwoty oz on Oct 10, 2008 3:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HIT IT ON THE GROUND TO VIZQUEL ROLLINS
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 3:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
LOLgers
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This might take longer than the Red Sux game
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Myers @ 102 pitches thru 5
Are we sure this guy isn’t a Giant?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO NOT WANT
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I forgot the game was on this early
So I just put it on, but let me say that I love the Phillies so much right now. Which I never thought i would say about a team with Brett Myers and Shane Victorino, but there you go.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 3:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Denker claimed by Padres
Film at 11
http://itmightbedangerous.blogspot.com/2008/10/claiming-travis-denker.html
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
More replies! More people need to be upset about this! My misery needs company!
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Denker bus is now full of angry passengers.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on Oct 10, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What? No!
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on Oct 10, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You’ve got to be kidding me. . .
For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .
by WilltheThrill on Oct 10, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great
YOu put all your effort into raising them and then one day, you find out that they are a Padre.
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on Oct 10, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s your own fault by choosing Brian Sabean as your babysitter.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He let my son get kidnapped by Padres!
Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus. Not much about baseball here .
by oldjacket on Oct 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what
WTF?!
……
!!!
$#@#$#$
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
/tries to calm down
….
What?!!
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Oct 10, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No srsly
Velez is a worse hitter, a worse fielder, and is 5 years older than Denker, and we gave him 300 MLB PA’s this year! And we actually put Denker on waivers?!
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Oct 10, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Giant Way!!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Accidental DFA! For real this time! LOL
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF?
That came out of nowhere.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I havn't seen this anywhere else
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s Paul DePodesta’s blog. I’m inclined to think it’s legit.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sorry, but this means there HAD to be something going on behind the scenes. There’s no way we’d just let him walk like this after he played decently. Probably a huge douche or something. I dunno.
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOLney
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did anyone, particularly in the East Bay, just feel a small earthquake?
I just got a jolt. Very quick, though.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I have KNBR on and Warriors coach Don Nelson said he felt something shake.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This the the FAULT of Sabean!
Free Denker!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This statement applies to a lot of things.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I work out here, I don’t live out here.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I used to go to school in Pleasant Hill and live in Hayward. I feel your pain.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A
Also, earlier this year, when the Giants didn’t call up Denker after rosters expanded, I suggested that maybe he had shit in Sabean’s cereal. Maybe that wasn’t a joke.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
for reals
Saying that the Giants are getting rid of him because they don’t think he is good enough seems pretty shortsighted. Obviously I don’t have any inside info, but there just has got to more to this than we know.
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
RECTUM FACE SAVES IT!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's the earthquake
http://earthquake.usgs.gov/eqcenter/recenteqsus/Quakes/nc51209305.php
All of 3.1. Looks like it was pretty close to me, though (I’m in North Oakland).
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
suck it, Douchers
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*gets a beer*
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
hennessey, correia outrighted
am I late on this? ochoa, espinelli and mcclain, too
by Goat on Oct 10, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the fuck
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
None of those guys are any great shakes, but we don’t have the kind of depth to just jettison all of them.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m surprised by Espinelli, frankly.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
doesn’t that just mean he’s going back to the minors?
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When you’re outrighted, you’re off the 40-man roster and have to clear waivers.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ah I see
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually
I’m not sure about that. I think it’s the other way around – you can only be outrighted once you’ve cleared waivers. From wiki:
Once a player is designated for assignment, the team has ten days to do one of the following things: the player can be traded, the player can be released, or the player can be put on waivers and, provided he clears, outrighted to the minors.
So all of these players have already cleared waivers, and aren’t going anywhere. Everybody come down! Or even better, be angry about Denker.
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Oct 10, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
come = calm
..so allow me to present Tim Lincecum and Matt Cain as two sweet, sweet bottles of warming hooch.
by Cookyman on Oct 10, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and also unprotected, isn’t he? so he can be claimed, like Denker just was. I think.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t want to think of those guys being exposed and unprotected.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you had to go there, didn’t you.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was my thought too. Now we can over pay Juan Cruz!
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giants are more likely to sign CC Deville then CC Sabathia
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
PICK UP THAT GUITAR AND TALK TO ME
by satyricrash on Oct 10, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rikki Rokket can play 3B
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that would rule
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*checks index of "The Giant Way"*
i got nuthin
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
None of those really bother or surprise me, though I was always fond of Correia before this year.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ochoa? I know he isn’t any good, but we could easily get Bococked if Burriss gets hurt.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve been on the anti-Ochoa bandwagon for some time, so I can’t be bothered to be bothered.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
meh
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, I think one is in order, before the jumping starts.
by timmeh on Oct 10, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
herra spots on the 40 man then
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So I was trying to listen to the game on the radio on my home. And I don’t know who the two bozo’s were calling the game, but all they were talking about was how the RedSux set up their pitching rotation for their series!
by Merope on Oct 10, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HAPPY PETE SIGHTING
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Home from work
HOORAY 3 DAY WEEKEND!!
The Dodgers blow rhinos
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
what are you, Kanadian?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAPPY LAND PILLAGING AND GENOCIDE DAY!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer Cutting People’s Hands Off For Not Bringing You Enough Gold Day.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my job is union, we used to have Columbus but gave it up for a MX floater. And yes my local is militant but not as much as it used to be, ahh the good of days.
by timmeh on Oct 10, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think our Columbus day was technically moved to the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving week we only have class on Monday and Tuesday! I wonder how many people will even bother to bring the kids for 2 days.
by Merope on Oct 10, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn Columbus Day, when the parents asked if Monday was a holiday, I shoulda told them yes!
by Merope on Oct 10, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://nationalpost.pa-sportsticker.com/default.aspx?s=mlb-news-display&nid=A9052111223680321A
Just for the fun of it, another source corroborating the Denker stupidity.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I call shenanigans until Judy “THE REPORTER OF RECORD” says it is so.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Her heart’s just not in it now than xanthan wrecked his life by leaving her and running off to get married.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, so Xanthan really did get married? I thought that was a joke.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He married his computer
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My current computer is named Penelopse, and I used to have one named Lindsey. So it could definitely work!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine is named Bob!
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He really did get married, but not to Judy. At least I don’t think her name is Judy.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.baycityball.com/2008/10/02/taking-a-hiatus-for-great-reasons/#comments
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
requisite xanthan burn
The joke will come on the wedding night!
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to worry
It will only be a small joke. Hardly worth a chuckle, really.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to the almighty wikipedia...
Once a player is outrighted it means he has already cleared waivers. So Denker was claimed, but we still have control of those other clowns.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_transactions
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
thanks for clearing that up. this shit is so goddamned arcane.
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Al Mighty!
I’m amazed that there’s never been a professional wrestler called that.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually though...
the padres probably do have first dibs in waivers. so I dunno.
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sit down RaFail
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEY GUYS I HERD ZANTAN GOT MARRIED
T/F
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I deserve this for not reading BayCityBall regularly enough.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He mentioned it here too, omg.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
rotorueter vs. xanthan
Steel Cage Match
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish you didn't have to wait a day to register a user
Or I would register as Sarah Palin and say, “It’s right over there!”
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE TERRORISTS HAVE CHIVES!
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can see a baked potato from my house!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve seen where see lives, she got a helluva view.
by timmeh on Oct 10, 2008 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2008/10/10/BA7L13F82H.DTL&tsp=1
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or something like that. Man links here are..
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i see used subarus
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am the new Grand Marshall
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It would’ve been funny if he were truly “out”.
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that parade is in August
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tommy Lasorda is dumber than ten dogs.
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could thank the Dodgers being in the NLCS for him being out of the parade.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Replaced by a guy who’s claim to fame is “garbage recycler” lol
by Merope on Oct 10, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brian Sabean?
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ryan Howard:
0-for-the-series
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
they should trade him for Matt Cain
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leave Ryan alone, he’s a victim of soicumstance.
by rotorueter on Oct 10, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nyuk nyuk
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who deleted the post about unaccptable topics??!?!
THE MCCOVEN MODERATOR OVERLORDS ARE TRYING TO CONTROL OUR MINDS!1
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WHERE’D I PUT MY TIN FOIL HELMET??!?!
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, Phillies, listen up
I need you guys to get three more outs while giving up fewer than three runs. You think you can do that?
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The dodgers ARE pooass-holes
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
They are all anatomically correct.
by Lars The Wanderer on Oct 10, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Almost like real human beings?
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except maybe Jeff Kent
He’s above that sort of thing.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HE SELFISHLY DOESN'T WATCH PORN
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He can’t watch anything with a white hood over his head.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Throw strikes, idiot
Billy Hayes: His job is better than yours.
by delorean on Oct 10, 2008 4:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Throw strikes, [Phillies pitcher]
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD ETHIER
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SIT DOWN ANDRE
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Brett Myers went 3 for 3 with 3 RBIs
When did the Phillies hire Dave Righetti as pitching coach?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2008 5:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I should say Dodgers
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh boy
This is becoming Wilsonesque
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 5:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
You know why this is happening? Because the Phillies are wearing those stupid blue hats. NOTHING GOOD CAN COME FROM BLUE HATS.
Actually, my favorite AL time is the Blue Jays, but I’m conveniently ignoring that for the moment.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hooray for the mute button.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What does FOX see in Joe Buck??
He’s the #1 guy for baseball. He’s the #1 guy for the NFL.
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eugenics
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s the only announcer who won’t outshine Tim McCarver.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STFD KEMP
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
McCarver hasn’t pronounced Garciaparra correctly all night.
by Natto on Oct 10, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
McCarver’s a little slow
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol Nomar
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lidge threw nothing but 85 MPH sliders and still K'd him
Must be one hell of an 85 MPH slider.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sit DOWN, Mr. Hamm!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
STFD NOMAR
hahaha Nomar looked absolutely pathetic that AB
Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.
PABLO SANDOVAL AM STEAL DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS.
by jponry on Oct 10, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT NOHMAH
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
DOWN IN FLAMES, DODGERS!
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 5:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
*buys Philly a beverage*
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES!
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What the ending of Return of the Jedi should have been
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Brad Hennessey: the next Kevin Correia
Kevin Correia: the next Brad Hennessey
by stealth snail on Oct 10, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That is awesome
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geez
Three more 85 MPH sliders and another K.
Anagram of "Giants pitcher Matt Cain" = TRAGIC MAN, ISN'T PATHETIC
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Oct 10, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, those are some homely motherfuckers on Fox’s postgame wrap.
What man? Which man? Who’s the man? When’s a man a man? What makes a man a man? Am I a man? Yes. Technically I am. - FotC
by jcb9 on Oct 10, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Myers on Myers Action
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sometimes, HD is not so good.
by rightcenterfielder on Oct 10, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suck it Fox and your LA headquarters
I see the future, and it is Pablo
by CB30 on Oct 10, 2008 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We hate LA.....we hate it!!!!!!
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Approves
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2008 5:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Is there going to be a thread for the 2nd game?
A gamer does NOT wear a foam finger, a dork does.
by SFGuy on Oct 10, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
GUARANTEE - No pitcher will get 3 hits in next game
Charlie Hayes ate my homework
by glenallen hill's waterpipe on Oct 10, 2008 5:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s a second game tonight? Really?!?
by Merope on Oct 10, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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