Heyman's post-season awards pick are laughable
Saw this first on FJM but it deserves to be ridiculed more.
John Heyman chooses:
1. FROD as his AL MVP, but he's listed third in his AL Cy Young "ballot." Both are ridiculous, of course.
2. Manny and CC are 1-2 in NL MVP.
3. Santana is his NL Cy Young over CC for "being in the NL all year," though above he cites that Manny and CC's big half seasons are the reasons they are his 1-2 in the MVP race. Oh yeah, Howard (3rd) and Pujols (5th!!!) had better seasons in a full year, which he mentions, but...
4. Brad Lidge is his #4 NL MVP and #3 NL Cy Young.
Timmy Lincecum gets only a passing mention, not even top three in the NL Cy Young.
Glad this joker doesn't get a vote.
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This is sarchasm, right?
Ignoring his NL Cy Young ramblings (Lidge over Lincecum?), but FROD for AL MVP? He’s not even one of the top three closers in the AL.
Pujols FIFTH (!) in NL MVP? That’s just silly talk.
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by Giant Fan in Singapore on Oct 1, 2008 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I find them more anger-inducing than laughable.
Mostly because he gets paid for that.
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by howtheyscored on Oct 1, 2008 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions
buy or by, you decdei!
I actually carefully proof-read stuff when I’m at work, too. That’s why I don’t do it in my free time. I’m sick of it!
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by howtheyscored on Oct 1, 2008 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I don’t know… I just write this crap.
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by howtheyscored on Oct 2, 2008 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions
this so bad, even Al Davis is ashamed for him.
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Ashamed for him? Al Davis just tried to fire him.
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by howtheyscored on Oct 1, 2008 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He must really like SAVES.
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Well the article is entitled “MVP picks that may surprise you.”
Mr. Heyman, we are a little suprised and a little apalled.
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by WilliamVanLandingham on Oct 2, 2008 8:36 AM PDT reply actions
Ugh
Please remove this link; if he gets more hits, he’ll think people actually read his utterly UTTERLY stupid and “controversial” (and laughably wrong) opinions. What a dick.



















