Nick Johnson and Joe Crede = potential greatest feel-good headline of 2008

by tellusfrank on Jan 24, 2008 5:36 PM PST

Healthy Johnson Makes Giant Impotence Credeble.

Hey, not much to lose.

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Re: Nick Johnson and Joe Crede = potential greates

eh, not worth it

you will suffer humiliation when the sports team from my area defeats the sports team from your area

by nick on Jan 24, 2008 5:39 PM PST 0 recs

Re: Nick Johnson and Joe Crede = potential greates

You are obviously not committed enough to making crass and obnoxious puns.

it is totally worth it.

Pedro Feliz: Marginally better this year.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Jan 24, 2008 6:01 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: Nick Johnson and Joe Crede = potential greates

It doesn't make sense, though. A healthy Johnson would hurt the "crede"bility of any kind of impotence.

Also, I can't think of any practical circumstance in which this "headline" would get written. What storyline could possibly justify these words being written in that order?

The pun itself is sharp, but the use and context is dull.

Plus, he might as well have just put it in the Cain/Crede Diary below. Oh well, guess we'll try to make the most of this....

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Jan 24, 2008 6:53 PM PST up 0 recs

Trying to make the most of this: Diary Semi-Hijack

2008 Giants Headline Contest! Show us what you've got!

As far as I'm concerned, puns are generally a given and extra points will be "awarded" for likelihood of real life use. And as always, extra extra points for humor.

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Jan 24, 2008 7:00 PM PST 0 recs

Re: Diary Semi-Hijack

It's been a while since we've had a "made up headlines" thing, and I've always enjoyed the back and forth in these things. Seemed like a solid way to salvage the thread.

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Jan 24, 2008 7:02 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: Trying to make the most of this: Diary Semi-Hi

"Bochy Taps Molina to Bat Cleanup"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...:(

Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.

by Bhaakon on Jan 24, 2008 7:25 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: Trying to make the most of this: Diary Semi-Hi

"Sick with the Flu all week, Benjie returns Mo-Lean-a"

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Jan 24, 2008 7:50 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: Trying to make the most of this: Diary Semi-Hi

Clinton Feels Giants Fans' Pain, Johnsons

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on Jan 24, 2008 8:18 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: Trying to make the most of this: Diary Semi-Hi

"Johnson Fills a Hole in #2 Spot"

Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.

by Bhaakon on Jan 24, 2008 8:24 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: Trying to make the most of this: Diary Semi-Hi

I refuse to believe that we already have a winner, but damned if I don't just think this awesome.

It's the anal twist that really makes this more than your standard Johnson pun. That makes it a work of art. Nice work.

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Jan 24, 2008 8:29 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: Trying to make the most of this: Diary Semi-Hi

agreed. but ugh, why does it have to be a twist?

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on Jan 24, 2008 9:02 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: Trying to make the most of this: Diary Semi-Hi

It's what's referred to in the biz as a "finishing move." And believe me, you'll never get anywhere without one.

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Jan 24, 2008 10:37 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: Trying to make the most of this: Diary Semi-Hi

A couple of years ago there was a Yahoo player note that was titled:

A-Rod Likes it in the Two-Hole.

I am 100% serious, it was amazing. There is also the old standby:

A-Rod in your Pujols

That was my fantasy baseball leagues name last year. None of this has anything to do with the Giants, but I don't really care as long as I get to make juvenile comments.

Adoptive father of David Quinowski: Fuck it, dude, let's go bowling

by marcello on Jan 24, 2008 9:07 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: Trying to make the most of this: Diary Semi-Hi

"Injured Johnson Cut; Full Recovery Doubtful"

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Jan 24, 2008 10:33 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: Trying to make the most of this: Diary Semi-Hi

Against Milwaukee:

Johnson Eager to Dig In Against Bush

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on Jan 25, 2008 3:02 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: Trying to make the most of this: Diary Semi-Hi

Johnson Lays Off Hanging Balls

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on Jan 25, 2008 3:03 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: Trying to make the most of this: Diary Semi-Hi

No fair, Frank, that's a direct rip off from the Onion. I've got Our Dumb Century right here on the desk to prove it!

My boy ain't fat, he's just big boned. Big bat, too.

by Roger on Jan 25, 2008 7:05 AM PST up 0 recs

Re: Trying to make the most of this: Diary Semi-Hi

But this is Mrs. Clinton.

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on Jan 25, 2008 2:41 PM PST up 0 recs

I'm waiting for a good game from Kevin...

TO see "FRANDSEN COMES ALIVE"

Coming to you from the Land of Many Beers

by WalrusMan on Jan 24, 2008 7:55 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: I'm waiting for a good game from Kevin...

Giants Use Coach Lansford to Catch in Lopsided 27-3 Blowout: Fans Finally Forgive Feliz

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on Jan 24, 2008 8:13 PM PST up 0 recs

Here's an original one I've totally never seen

Cain Is Able!

Nate Schierholtz cannot play third base. Nate Schierholtz cannot play third base. Steve Kline is pretty okay. Nate Schierholtz cannot play third base.

by groug on Jan 24, 2008 11:17 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: Here's an original one I've totally never seen

"Cain You Believe It??? The Giants Win The Pennant!!!"

He is Vengeance. He is the Knight. He is Dave Righetti. PRAY TO HIM!

by howtheyscored on Jan 25, 2008 1:09 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: Here's an original one I've totally never seen

Raising Cain!

Nattowear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Jan 25, 2008 2:41 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: Nick Johnson and Joe Crede = potential greates

Okay, I'll hijack my own thread by sucking all joy out of it (nothing intended by it I swear) and offering a quasi-realistic scenario where I think, aside from the non-sensicalization of it, the headline can be written. If and this is a big if:

we acquire Johnson and Crede in trades. And somehow they offer just enough offensive punch to allow our pitching to sneak us into the Wild-Card.

Uribe to Thompson to Clark: Don't tinker ever with chance

by tellusfrank on Jan 24, 2008 7:32 PM PST 0 recs