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I was going to do my weekly mid-winter link dump - you know, the kind of post where I link to stuff like a hometown profile of Aaron Rowand or plug a celebration of San Jose State's upcoming baseball season - but I was stopped by gale force stupidity. Apparently the team-specific MLB chats are where stupid questions breed like tribbles. From a recent White Sox chat:
-- Rob, Wheaton, Ill.
Now, I was thinking a long time about what the proper response to this would be. And, I'm sorry, but the correct answer is that the beat writer should have realized this question contributes as much to chicago.whitesox.mlb.com as would a Hellen Keller joke. Sure, Rob asked the question, but he doesn't deserve all of the blame. I picture Rob typing the e-mail, putting a postage stamp in the disk drive, and getting tangled up in his monitor cord before he can click "send." He's probably still tangled up. He's suffered enough. No, it's the beat writer's fault. In a just world, his punishment would be that he'd live the rest of his life with a last name that means "pubic wig."
This burgeoning internet meme of e-mailing official team sites to see how they can turn their steaming crap into Matt Cain is driving me nuts. I knew the franchise was on hard times, but this makes me realize that the franchise is a league-wide joke. Without Barry Bonds, the Giants are now just a waste of young pitching. Other fans see that, and are mentally helping themselves to what little talent we have in an are-you-gonna-eat-that?-spirit.
So, screw you, baseball world. This is a terrible team, but we have something to watch, and you can't have any of it. This isn't the 2002 Devil Rays, where Randy Winn is the best hitt...wait, maybe it is. But instead of Tanyon Sturtze and Ryan Rupe, we have two of the best young pitchers in the game, and that means the world to us. You can't underestimate how much we're looking forward to watching Matt Cain and Tim Lincecum. So go pick over another carcass, you jackals.
Open Venting Thread. Vent about anything, Giants-related or otherwise. DRM, traffic jams, Canadians...anything. I'm all fired up now. Thanks, Rob.
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Crede for Cain would be a big enough joke. Crede for Cain AND Sanchez? Jeez Louise...
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jan 18, 2008 1:10 PM PST reply actions
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http://gawker.com/5002269/the-cruise-indoctrination-video-scientology-tried-to-suppress
It's a video, and Tom Cruise is crazy.
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I particularly like his crazy laugh. Someone asked me if I've ever seen one once, and I was like... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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by howtheyscored on Jan 18, 2008 6:07 PM PST up reply actions
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BTW, if Sabes signs Pedro Feliz I'm gonna meet him on the street & slap him in the face. What?
Why?
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by NeifiChicken on Jan 18, 2008 5:15 PM PST up reply actions
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 19, 2008 12:33 PM PST up reply actions
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Also he lumps Cain in with the likes of Shields, WTF?
by Adam @ McCovey Chronicles on Jan 19, 2008 9:41 AM PST up reply actions
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Damn Candy-Corn.
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I hate that the US Office 1) wasn't as good this year and 2) is no longer on TV to distract me from my crappy, at-will job
I hate Brian Sabean. Honestly. If it weren't for some DC witch-hunt inspiring sympathy, I'd have dreams where his ugly mug is centered inside a Firestone and I'm wearing steel-toed boots.
I hate any non-Giants fan who covets Matt Cain. For that matter, I hate any regular Giants fan who covets Matt Cain. His greatness is for me, and me alone.
More than anything, however, I HATE the fact that every night there is basketball on ESPN HD. No offense to basketball fans, none at all. But me, personally, I hate that crap.
But I love me some baseball. And I want some. Now.
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 18, 2008 2:59 PM PST up reply actions
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by AndYourBirdCanSing on Jan 18, 2008 9:09 PM PST up reply actions
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WHAT??
so cain=chone figgins OR scot shields. but not both, apparently. And Pedro Feliz, obviously, is worth an ace starter. OR he's worth chone figgins.
do they give 8-year-olds jobs as beat writers now?
To Rob from Wheaton, IL: Kill yourself. That is all.
How about Mark Buehrle for Merkin Valdez?
by nick @ McCovey Chronicles on Jan 18, 2008 1:48 PM PST reply actions
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by nostocksjustbonds on Jan 18, 2008 2:03 PM PST reply actions
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We've gone past "at least this thing sabean did was better than what he almost did," and we've totally entered "at least sabean didn't do what insane people think he's capable of" territory.
Has it gotten this bad?
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Jan 18, 2008 4:02 PM PST up reply actions
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by howtheyscored on Jan 18, 2008 6:10 PM PST up reply actions
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by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Jan 19, 2008 2:40 PM PST up reply actions
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by howtheyscored on Jan 19, 2008 2:43 PM PST up reply actions
A dead horse.
by victor frankenstein on Jan 18, 2008 9:02 PM PST up reply actions
Venting
Subject 2 You know, it's really hard to become a teacher. You essentially spend six months as an unpaid intern, while paying tuition and books and living expenses and such. This is after six months of classes (the classes don't stop during the actual student teaching but there are less of them) and observations that are, of course, unpaid. To get a credential one must teach two classes (two different classes) for six months while being evaluated by no less than three different people in thirteen different categories. These categories are rated by a numberical system from 1-4 with four being the best. To get a credential you can not have less than a 3 in each and every category. Also, you must not get less than a B in any of the eight classes you take. Also, you must put together an online portfolio detailing your growth in each of the thirteen categories of your evaluation. You must provide two separate "artifacts" for each category and explain how you grew in that category over the program. After getting a credential you must continue to go to school if you want to make more money (and you do). And, of course, the job itself can be one of the highest stress jobs in the country.
All of this for a starting salary of around 40k a year (In California. It's less elsewhere).
Subject 3 So I get financial aid checks every six months or so that are more than 5,000 dollars. Right before I get this check, our bank account is usually in the negative. Because the check is more than 5,000 dollars, I always have to wait more than a week before the bank will release that money. This is terrible on a number of levels. The worst, however, is that we get charged by the bank for being in the negative. I have told them that we wouldn't be int he negative if we were allowed to, you know, actually get the money that we have deposited. Today, the teller actually told me that it was for our own good because if the check ends up going back for some reason we would have to pay the money back. I offered to do just that if such a case arose. But, I guess I don't get to decide important things as what to do with my money...
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E , baby...
by victor frankenstein on Jan 18, 2008 9:04 PM PST up reply actions
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As for the borax, I think I'll just let them be. We are moving so I really don't care about getting rid of the colony.
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by GaryEdmundCarter on Jan 18, 2008 2:49 PM PST up reply actions
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by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 18, 2008 3:00 PM PST up reply actions
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Combined with my previous knowledge of using soapy water I now have a completely poison free way of dealing with ants.
Thanks Baron!
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I got the cayenne pepper trick from a friend. Always happy to share!
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 18, 2008 6:43 PM PST up reply actions
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by victor frankenstein on Jan 18, 2008 9:06 PM PST up reply actions
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As for Cain and Lincecum
We are going to suck. For a while. The only hope, really, is to wait for our minor league talent to make it to the majors. During this time, Lincecum and Cain will be running out their cheap years.
Now, I know that watching them pitch is the only redeeming thing about this Giants team. But we don't have to trade them right away. But I'm of the mind that we might as well just get as much talent with MLB debut days between 2-4 years from now. This way, we might suck really badly for a 2-4 years, but we will be really good after that period is over.
I don't know, maybe it's just the bitterness of this off-season talking, but that's where I'm at right now.
Of course, when I say trade them away, I mean for alot more than Joe Crede or Alex Rios.
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Now, obviously, both Cain AND Lincecum have the potential to (probably) eclipse Haren in trade value in the very near future.
But I don't think they have yet. They're curiosities to a lot of other teams- big, exciting question marks.
That, and our GM is not Billy Beane.
And, finally, if they were both to be traded, I would renounce the Giants forever.
Still, I see the logic in your post. I really do.
Succumb to the Enchanted t-shirt! Adopted dad of Minor Izzy
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Sabean couldn't pull it all off, unfortunately.
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by cain1rstballothof on Jan 18, 2008 2:16 PM PST reply actions
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by GaryEdmundCarter on Jan 18, 2008 2:51 PM PST reply actions
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In other news, why are other sports fans and the majority of people in sports media so retarded? Sabean makes some dumbass trades yes, and we just weathered those awful Lincecum trade rumors, but come on. I really wonder sometimes about these fans asking such idiotic questions, and the writers who go along with it. Do they really think they are plausible scenarios? Are the writers just humoring the peons? It boggles the mind.
As long as we're ranting about stuff, I hate banks and not having any money, I hate my math class because it's math and math is the bane of my existence, and I really hate being so sick I can get out of bed for about an hour before I feel so exhausted I can barely crawl back into bed.
I hate that it's taking so long to level up my stupid Lotad in Pokemon Pearl. I've been training that thing forever and the levels just go by so slowly. Stupid thing. Video games aren't supposed to make me angry.
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 18, 2008 2:59 PM PST reply actions
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I'm guessing it was either the worst and put in as an insult to the fans or the most popular. I'm hoping it wasn't the most reasonable.
And video aren't supposed to make you angry. But then again, neither is baseball
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by achiappanza on Jan 19, 2008 12:37 AM PST up reply actions
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He may actually make San Diegans miss Terrmel "Benitez-killer" Sledge.
This is what I hate. That, and Giants pitchers throwing him sliders.
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by GaryEdmundCarter on Jan 18, 2008 3:27 PM PST reply actions
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by GaryEdmundCarter on Jan 18, 2008 3:28 PM PST reply actions
Things that annoy me
My coworkers and I have contests for who can spot the most ridiculous Google employee pedestrian behavior. My best was the trio of engineers that was wandering in small circles in the center of the intersection of Amphitheatre and Rengstorff, shifting to impede whatever traffic might approach. A coworker of mine, however, won the trophy when he encountered a Google engineer walking the wrong way down the Amphitheatre offramp. Like she was attempting to merge on to 101 backwards.
The other day I was just a bit late for a left-turn arrow in a nasty intersection, and I sat glumly through the interminable cycle. Completely unintentionally I mused, "Gosh, if I was only a Google employee, I could just run this light."
They're beginning to make me believe.
wait.. you're a driver?
Are you a New Yorker who knows how to walk? Please, have it it. The idiots in the south bay wouldn't know how to walk safely across an empty intersection on the green if an instruction manual downloaded itself directly into their slow-moving brains. They think 'sidewalk' is from a Late Gothic word meaning 'immovably occupy space'. I hate them. They get in my way. They're dumb. They annoy me.
But you, you lackwits in cars, you are a hundred times worse. You have all the cluelessness of the pedestrians, but you compund it. You are talking on your blackberry while at the wheel of a four-ton SUV with bad brakes as you shove leftover biscotti down your piehole while turning right on red through the crowds gamely exiting the Caltrain. We come from other cities, cities in which some few know how to walk, drive and take public transit. You know it. It rankles your shallow little souls. So you try to kill us.
No, here I'll take 15,000 more Google pedestrians before I take one more of you.
Jerk.
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I drive a 2580 pound Honda Civic and live next to the train station in Menlo Park, so I use Caltrain for many destinations, but not the work/school/gym cycle. Caltrain works for many things, but it's impossible to keep my schedule with anything but a car. (The last bus that serves De Anza leaves at 8:00 pm. I'm done at 9:00.)
Things that are pissing me off
I hate scholarship packets that silently judge you for having a sub 3.5 GPA.
I hate that my English teacher has to fall asleep during class because he is too exhausted from filling out buckets of asinine paperwork because he is a new teacher.
I am pissed off that there is no baseball to watch. Damnit, I hate football and baseball and soccer and all the other silly sports.
by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Jan 18, 2008 4:10 PM PST reply actions
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Succumb to the Enchanted t-shirt! Adopted dad of Minor Izzy
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I hate that the Giants didn't re-sign Will Clark.
I hate the Lakers.
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Empty Alcohol Bottles
Slow Sports Days
Mayonaise
Sabean inability to trade vetrens for prospects at the right time
When A's fans bring up '89
Wet Socks
Empty Refridgerators
by ACgiant87 on Jan 18, 2008 5:27 PM PST reply actions
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It's not enough punishment for this email.
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by lyricalkiller on Jan 18, 2008 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
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Osama bin Laden
Michael Moore
Hippies
Religious Zealots
TJ Rogers
John Daane
The Semiconductor Industry
The Los Angeles Dodgers
The Denver Broncos
Everything about New England
Everything about Southern California
Everything about New York
Red Onions on the sandwiches in the micro-kitchens at Google.
by GaryEdmundCarter on Jan 18, 2008 5:51 PM PST reply actions
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dodgers
everything in new england
dodgers
stupid people who write questions to white sox chat
stupid people who write questions to tigers chat
the beat writer to the white sox chat
the beat writer to the tigers chat
dodgers
did i say the Dodgers?
I forgot....
THE DAMN DODGERS
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Pena
Phelps
Bozied
There are plenty more young players that could have been had for cheap in the last year. The Giants keep passing on them. Shelton will be on this list soon... we signed Aaron Rowand. And we still have Durham, Roberts, Winn, Aurilia, Molina, and Vizquel. An old, (mostly) crappy nucleus. Thanks for the opportunity to vent.
How exciting would a lineup of
Davis CF
Lewis LF
Aybar 3B
Wily Mo Pena RF
Shelton or Phelps 1B
Molina C
Frandsen 2B
Vizquel I guess SS
be? With Schierholtz getting 400 AB's as a 3rd 1/2 outfielder, and Ortmeier backing up in the OF and at first? Velez in the infield? The team might win 70 games, but, damnit, the games would be worth watching!
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I fucking hate the Dodgers.(1)
(1)first ever addendum: I LOVE Ned Colletti!
vulgarity was needed.
I hate people who need a new paragraph for one sentence.
I hate Rich Aurilia's 4.5 million dollar salary. I loathe Ray Durham's 7.5. I hate centerfielders, not all, just our surplus of eight. I hate that even spring won't make me delusional enough to think the Giants have a shot at contending this year for the first time in over a decade. I hate that we'll more than likely not have one player in the opening day lineup under the age of 30 in what is supposed to be a rebuilding year.
I hate everybody driving in a 30 mile radius of me. It's like they picked the same 50 numbnuts to surround me on the road throughout my life until they cause my early death.
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"Let's make the conservative assumption that Hughes pitches at the level of a number three starter – akin to the 2007 version of the Cubs' Rich Hill, or the Giants' Matt Cain – for each of the next six years."
- Vince Gennaro
by tamdrik @ McCovey Chronicles on Jan 18, 2008 8:24 PM PST reply actions
I hate sitcoms.
(Maybe because it's not , Vic?)
I hate when I answer myself. Just another of those indicators , dontchaknow.
by victor frankenstein on Jan 18, 2008 9:16 PM PST reply actions
I will add that I hate most "comedians"
I could call my friend Charles and he'd have me cracking up within five minutes.
Hell, this site is infinitely more amusing, and none of us are getting paid obscenely just to be funny.
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Which is to say, not remotely.
But yeah, there are verrry few talented stand up comedians. Eddie Izzard is the only one who really comes to mind straight off the top of my head.
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I just got the 3 Red Rings of Death on my xBox 360.
I hate this.
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I hate check-out signs that say "10 items of less."
I hate drivers who think they own the road (while I'm bicycling).
I hate bicyclists who think they own the road (while I'm driving).
I hate that everyone assumes the Big Bang Theory is proven science, when in fact there are quite reasonable, scientific theories that operate under substantially different premises.
I hate the shortsigtedness of our political establishment.
I hate that Vegas cracks down so hard on card counters these days.
I hate people who have lazy, lame-ass arguments in support of political positions I hold.
I hate the ongoing Barry Hate-A-Thon.
I hate that my summer softball team loses to the same team in the 2nd round of the playoffs every friggin' year.
I hate that my newfangled computer won't let me play rogue.
I hate that our management is so incompetent that they've snuffed out the last vestiges of my youthful hope that next year will be better.
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Also one that would hit the stupid beat writers for the white sox and tigers
Brad Hennessey Signs 1 Year Deal with Giants
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by established1908 on Jan 20, 2008 12:23 PM PST reply actions
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I agree on Cammie Blackstone.
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by son of riles on Jan 22, 2008 8:13 AM PST reply actions
continuing the "i hate" strand
by son of riles on Jan 22, 2008 8:33 AM PST reply actions

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