Barry's two walkoff home runs in three games as the Giants swept the Braves to briefly become the best record in the NL in August, 2003.  The first one doubly so, because of Kuip's perfectly timed call:  "He hits it hiiiigh....he hits it DEEEEEP.....We...are...going...home....OUTTA HERE!"

The second one because of the look on Bobby Cox's face afterwards, like he knew he could never win in those situations (the Giants won Game 2 of the series in extras after the Braves intentionally walked Bonds).

Bonds' home run to be the only run of Game 1 of the fabled 1997 2-game series against the Dodgers.

756, since I was there with my father.

Bonds' birthday in 2003.

Bonds' two home runs in July 2001 off of Curt Schilling.  It was part of a three home run day, and a four game sweep by the Giants to get back in the race against the eventual champs.  The Sporting News cover the following week showed Bonds trotting the bases and perhaps their best headline ever, "RAZING ARIZONA".

J.T.'s home run in Game 2 of the 2000 NLDS.  The silence in the crowd as they waited for fair or foul was one of the great moments of anticipation in my life.

Dallimore's grand slam.  'Nuff Said.

Long story short, Armando Rios hits a walkoff HR, my buddy ends up with the ball after a scrum, then sells it for $40 cash to another fan. That cash gave us enough money to hit up Subway after the game, and more beer of course.

Noah Lowry hit a home run against the Dodgers, what was it, last year? That was hilarious. As was Matt Cain's short-lived power hitting display.

When Bonds tied Aaron at 755. I didn't see it live, but I lost my shit completely when I saw the replays where Barry picks up Nikolai (not a small kid anymore) in the bear hug after he crossed the plate. Words just cannot express how moving that was for me.

So many people have said Brian Johnson's home run. I'll remember that one for the rest of my life even though I wasn't at the ballpark for it.

Armando Rios had a walk-off (I think against the Pirates) that hit the top of the foul pole.  The homer was nothing special, but I really enjoyed the post-game interview.  All he needed was a routine fly ball to win the game and you would have expected him to say he was just trying to find a pitch up and elevate it, blah, blah, blah.  Instead Armando says, "yeah, I was trying to hit a bomb."  Classic.

Not quite my fave, but beyond classic.

Bad game. Good homerun. Great company. It was essentially my good bye game to Barry Bonds, and most everything about it was damn special.

In second place for humor was another Barry homerun. I don't remember the day or the #, but those aren't important. I went with two friends to a Cal/Giants doubleheader (well, Cal played and then the Giants played about 2 hours later) at AT&T. One friend is a Giants fan and the other friend is a Doder fan. The Doderhead ends up feeling pretty sick when the Giants game starts, but he sticks out the first inning ecause he doesn't want to miss Barry's at bat in case he hits a homerun. Needless to say, since we're talking the Giants, we go down 1-2-3 in the first and my friend cuts out right then instead of buckling down despite the stomach issues. Second inning. Barry leads off. Homerun. It was awesome.

I'll never forget Kruk yelling..."ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? WHO'S WRITING THIS SCRIPT!?"

I also remember Glenallen Hill sending out a blast that made Ted Robinson, in a legitimately shocked voice, scream "Whoa that ball is WAY outta here!" No idea when that game happened. Maybe the same game? heh..

But all time favorite blast from any player ever? The one that just makes me go "Wow, that was awesome!"? Please, how could any Giants fan not say Brian Johnson? That was like the Stanford-Cal of homers. Who the hell would have expected that?

I will never, ever forget that moment. Well, unless I get Alzheimer's. But then I'll forget what the word Giants means. Hell, I'd be lucky if I knew what "word" means.

As I recall, Hennessey started and didn't finish the fifth inning.