Open Gameday Thread, 8/24

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Shiny.

Dave Righetti: You don't know him.

by howtheyscored on Aug 24, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

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Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions

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Hmm, this could also work for walks or wild pitches.

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions

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this is awesome.
what game is that?

Pedro Feliz: He kinda hits home runs?

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 24, 2007 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

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Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

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Yes.

I did MY job.

by MeSoKrabby on Aug 24, 2007 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

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wow, fancy. I never got anything past yellow. :(

Pedro Feliz: He kinda hits home runs?

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 24, 2007 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions

ESPN's Face of the Franchise

I find it sad that KC's "Face" is the oft-injured Mike Sweeney.

Noonan. Nooooonan!

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Aug 24, 2007 6:06 PM PDT reply actions

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Lineup

Roberts CF
Durham 2B
Winn RF
Bonds LF
Klesko 1B
Molina C
Feliz 3B
Vizquel SS
Lowry P

sigh

hit .098 in August and YOU TOO CAN PLAY EVERY DAY AND BAT SECOND!

is there any other team out there that's approaching 90-100 losses and still starting an all veteran lineup practically every day?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply actions

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This is what is so frustrating about Giants management................they just don't get it.

Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Aug 24, 2007 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions

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What's it really going to take? Seriously, there's absolutely ZERO reason tonight's starting lineup should look like that!

I'm actually taking it personally that Ray-Ray is batting second. I feel like I did something wrong, and someone is trying to get back at me!

"He called the sh** POOP!" -- Norm MacDonald

by JRPhillips on Aug 24, 2007 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions

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...couldn't it just be that, since a new team is in town (with a new set of scouts) that they are trotting out the oldsters to advertise them to that new team's management?

then the kids start the next two games.

just a guess at what the rationale could be

"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2007 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions

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You would have guessed closer if you surmised the entire staff was on LSD

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions

this is unreal. i am so totally in shock that they keep trotting this lineup out there. it really does make no sense. all kidding aside, the entire league looked at the pirates like "why the hell do you want matt morris??" and they HAVE to be looking over here and saying "berguhflickle?!?" or something. its really getting embarassing.

that reminds me, we put the ASS in embarASSment.

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 24, 2007 6:18 PM PDT reply actions

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To this, I say... GO BEARS! Beat the Vols!

Adopting Dave Roberts since 2007

by hometownboy on Aug 24, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions

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Oh, wait, that's next week. Never mind, go on about your business.

Adopting Dave Roberts since 2007

by hometownboy on Aug 24, 2007 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions

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Rooooooollll on you beaaaaaaarssss. . . .Cal Alum represent!!!

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Aug 24, 2007 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

Oregon Ducks baby. Quack Attack is in full effect.

We might play like crap from time to time...but we've got the most bangin uni's ever.

Omar says, "Dammit gaffer! Bring in a few defenders, a mid-fielder or two, and nice pull w/Alan Smith."

by PacBellBoozer on Aug 24, 2007 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions

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Isnt that 28 guy Ray Durham? And can't we get his ass run over in a scrimmage or something.?

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

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Go Bears! I do like the white Oregon helmets though. Are those new?

The Maharajai steals at will (plus he's not Matt Morris).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 24, 2007 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions

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They were new last year, but I don't think they were ever used. I might be mistaken though.

There's also an iridescent heavy speckled gold helmet, but that also is yet to be worn for a game. Think of the most gaudy gold Trans-Am paint job you've ever seen, then drop some acid and that's about what it looks like. Last year they were going to use it for a game, but found that the paint was weakening the helmet itself and causing them to crack under normal hitting conditions...Sooo, it's back to the drawing boards...Maybe they have it figured out by this year, because it's a really cool yellowish-gold to mallard green fade kind of thing.

Omar says, "Dammit gaffer! Bring in a few defenders, a mid-fielder or two, and nice pull w/Alan Smith."

by PacBellBoozer on Aug 24, 2007 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions

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This is BEAR TERRITORY!

Rehabbing for the Giants, Roooooooooooooos Ortiz

by Hac Man on Aug 24, 2007 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions

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GO STANFORD!!!

Wait... it's actually less depressing to root for the Giants right now.

C'mon Ray!!

Idolizing Robb Nen since 2002...

by Smoke on the Water on Aug 24, 2007 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions

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yay poly . . . anyone?

Pedro Feliz: He kinda hits home runs?

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 24, 2007 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions

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Last year, Poly was just a couple wins from both the men and women's NCAA basketball tournaments.

Also, Division 1-AA football.

Steve Kline: Lately, significantly less okay

by groug on Aug 24, 2007 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions

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indeed, i saw!

Pedro Feliz: He kinda hits home runs?

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 24, 2007 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions

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Poly alumni here...I love the smell of bovine shat in the morning.

Omar says, "Dammit gaffer! Bring in a few defenders, a mid-fielder or two, and nice pull w/Alan Smith."

by PacBellBoozer on Aug 24, 2007 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions

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yeah Poly! we had 2 players in the futures game last year

by Azmanz on Aug 25, 2007 4:58 AM PDT up reply actions

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isn't there somebody on this site whose job it is to defend lowry?

i believe it's your line.

"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply actions

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Leading the team in wins and ERA? The numbers defend themselves!

Defender of Noah Lowry.

by Kid Fresh on Aug 25, 2007 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions

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that's the spirit

"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2007 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions

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Today's lineup is ridiculous.
However, the last few turns through the rotation have showcased the best part of the Giants franchise: four good to excellent starters. Even Zito looks aggressive. And Wilson looks especially solid in the pen.

by DiMaggio Fan on Aug 24, 2007 6:32 PM PDT reply actions

...waiting for waivers...

when sabean was on with razor & mr t they asked him why always the older guys, and some comment was made about waiting till waivers close on the 31st.

so we'll see what happens what? wednesday?

also mentioned was a possible 6 man rotation to lighten the load on the young arms

http://media.knbr.com/knbr/sabean.mp3

by Merope on Aug 24, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions

Re: ...waiting for waivers...

Six Man rotation.

They're going to call up Niekro and "showcase" him too.

These crows don't even rate "garage sale", much less trade bait.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: ...waiting for waivers...

Did anyone else see where Niekro is trying pitching with a knuckleball? Or did I hallucinate that during yet another blown save???

by reeky on Aug 24, 2007 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions

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i wish there was a channel that just showed seinfeld episodes over and over.

and i wish there was something i could take that would make me think and laugh like i was seeing it for the first time....

oh wait....

tbs and booze.... nevermind....

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 24, 2007 6:39 PM PDT reply actions

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For what it's worth, I heard that there's going to be a Seinfeld box set with all episodes available at once. Supposedly it's going to cost $275 or so, but it will have all episodes from all seasons covered.

Omar says, "Dammit gaffer! Bring in a few defenders, a mid-fielder or two, and nice pull w/Alan Smith."

by PacBellBoozer on Aug 24, 2007 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions

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A six man rotation makes sense - whether it saves arms it gives prospects a chance to start in the bigs. Given tonight's starting lineup they still haven't figured out this excellent idea also works with your position players!

by DiMaggio Fan on Aug 24, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply actions

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I'm expecting that Vinnie Castillo will be signed any minute now.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

Unbelievable

What the fuck is fucking Buckethead thinking of?" "Holy Fucking Budda in a deep-fried shrimp basket with this lineup, Bitch?" Is this a baseball team or a tribute to WWII POWs?. You could put Mays and McCovey out there and this team would be more sprightly. Cream of Wheat hadn't been invented when these guys were in diapers. Come to think of it, either had diapers. Who the fuck is going to throw out the first pitch...Romulus and Remus?

I don't believe this shit. These guys are totally fucking ditzoid.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 6:51 PM PDT reply actions

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Flem in the booth! Where's Dwanee though?

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 6:59 PM PDT reply actions

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Warming up in the pen. Thats your sixth starter. Kuip's been working on his knuckler

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions

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The starting lineup's for an old-timers' game - right? (Actually I've seen old timers games where the starters were younger than tonight's Giants lineup.)

by DiMaggio Fan on Aug 24, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

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Geez, 82 Ks and 82 BBs for Lowry this season. Let's up the Ks and drop the BBs, Noah.

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

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Its the presence of Zito's veteran savvy taking over after Morris was shipped out in exchange for a chain of Circle K's.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Tomko DFA

Okay. Thats the six man rotation.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

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Milton Bradley tearing the cover off the ball. Oh wait, he's with SAN DIEGO.

by Gary Thomasson on Aug 24, 2007 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

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They may have signed MB, but they let Castillo get away. You just wait.

Vinny Castillo. Part of the new Six man rotation

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions

Noah's ArK

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

Noah's ArKK

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions

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now if he can get 82 more Ks without a walk. . .

there is no pain greater than being behind the Rockies in the standings

by oldjacket on Aug 24, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions

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Nice throw, Bengie.

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

Ballgame

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

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Damn Estrada is slow

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

RAY DURHAM GOT A HIT!!!

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

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It was a chopper but I'll take it!

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

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Ray Ray, RBI Machine!!!

by Gary Thomasson on Aug 24, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

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WTF? Is the internet broken? Gameday's stuck and no one's posting.

The Maharajai steals at will (plus he's not Matt Morris).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 24, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

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It's not the internet, Ray Durham really got a hit.

If you root for the Dodgers, the terrorists have already won.

by SF Pete on Aug 24, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

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Durham, SB, damn the hammy is still good.

by Gary Thomasson on Aug 24, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions

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What is going on here? I'm so confused. . .

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Aug 24, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

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two on for Barry!!!

by Gary Thomasson on Aug 24, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

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Vargas isn't very good

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

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See!

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Barry hitting in the 1st?

What's going on here?

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions

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I'M BARRY BONDS, BITCH!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

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crushed for a rbi double

"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

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make that a single

"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2007 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions

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Smoked!!!

by Gary Thomasson on Aug 24, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

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Man, Claudio Vargas is terrible.

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

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lol Klesko

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

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Good job, Klesko.

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

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Oh, Ryan.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

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vintage giants right there. . . .

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Aug 24, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

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That's not a strike...

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions

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your san francisco giants.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

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Yeah, go Giants situational hitting!!!

Randy Winn=Cool

by CB on Aug 24, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

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Vargas is reminding me of Steve Trachsel with how slow he is.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

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lol walked Pedro Feliz

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions

Bases loaded

Vargas has the Giants right where he wants them.

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions

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full count

"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

DREAMY!!

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

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double for viz

"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

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whooo Omar!!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

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my boy lowry all smiles

"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

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GAPPER!!

by Gary Thomasson on Aug 24, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

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Omar!

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

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LOWRY!! EXTREEEME

Pedro Feliz: He kinda hits home runs?

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on Aug 24, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

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6 run inning? wtf.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

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take that matt cain

"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

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Holy balls

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions

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I am so confused. . .this looks like a baseball game and a major league team. . . .what happened???

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Aug 24, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions

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WE KNOCKED THE STARTING PITCHER OUT IN THE FIRST INNING

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED TO US

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions

Cladilol Vargas

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions

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What a veteran lineup. Now let the kids play.

by Gary Thomasson on Aug 24, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions

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vargas chased OUT

"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions

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Omar needs to make more shower jokes. . .

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Aug 24, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

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Thank Grod for two-out hits. That was on the verge of being the worst 2-run inning ever.

The Maharajai steals at will (plus he's not Matt Morris).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 24, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

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THE FIRST INNING WILL NEVER END

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

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it's gonna be a long long long night

"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

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Let's not use up all the hits in the first inning, OK?

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

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I know just the person to end this rally.

The Maharajai steals at will (plus he's not Matt Morris).

by Mike Benjamin Hit King on Aug 24, 2007 7:51 PM PDT reply actions

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oh there's the regular old Ray Durham

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

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I mean we'll still blow it, but this is kinda fun, I forgot what this was like for a moment. . .

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Aug 24, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

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Ray :(

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

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That's a nasty changeup.

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

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OK, Noah, throw some 0's.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 7:54 PM PDT reply actions

comcast says

you are a target market

"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2007 7:54 PM PDT reply actions

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DAMMIT I THOUGHT CAMMIE WAS GONE :((((

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 7:54 PM PDT reply actions

Cammie is here :(

I thought this game was too good to be true.

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:54 PM PDT reply actions

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Oh no Cammie

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 7:54 PM PDT reply actions

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We are the champions, maybe not this year.

haha

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

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I want the Giants to win.
I don't want the Cubs to make the playoffs.
I don't want the Douche-Backs to do so either.

Not a winning situation this series.

This season is kayfabe.

by kush on Aug 24, 2007 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

Dave Bush pinch-hitting

Now that's comedy.

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:55 PM PDT reply actions

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Noah's Ninjas: still really lame.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

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Noah's Ninjas are back.

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

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Noah's Ninjas?

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

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This is going to be a long night.

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

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weak sauce

"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2007 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

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Slugfest: Y/N/MFY?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

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? it already is

"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2007 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions

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I blame Noah's Ninjas

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions

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Get the third out, [Giants pitcher].

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

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Dear Giants,

Plz score another 6 runs this inning.

kthnx

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

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oh man this is gonna be a long game.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

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allrighty mccoven, i'm off to see 'the invasion'... see you next game.

take it slezy,
go ignats

"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 24, 2007 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

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Enjoy, tell us how it is

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions

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i enjoyed it. although i find most movies entertaining at the very least. saw superbad last night and bourne ultimatium today.

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 24, 2007 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

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...um, i think i would have rather saved the $20 and watched lowry go yard.

that said it wasn't horrible. but it's really a chick-flick, masquerading as a sci-fi/horror movie.

pass.

"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 27, 2007 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions

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Dang, hit too hard.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

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Ryan Klesko has to K looking in 80% of his ABs.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions

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and then gripe about it.

If you root for the Dodgers, the terrorists have already won.

by SF Pete on Aug 24, 2007 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions

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Too close to take, Ryan.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

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It will be a great sight to not have to see Klesko in a Giants uniform next year.

This season is kayfabe.

by kush on Aug 24, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

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Do something good, Bengie.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

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And now we return you to Giants baseball.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

If you're just joining us...

... (which I am), ... HOLY SMOKES. Can't they let the Giants bat against Vargas some more?

by wedge on Aug 24, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

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Get outs, [Giants pitcher].

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

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Call strikes, [ump].

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

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Dive old man.

This season is kayfabe.

by kush on Aug 24, 2007 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

NOAH

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:18 PM PDT reply actions

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Crap

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:18 PM PDT reply actions

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Oh fuck off Noah.

This season is kayfabe.

by kush on Aug 24, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions

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You suck Lowry.

You hear that? That's the sound of regression!

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions

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Geez

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions

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This is ridiculous.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

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Goddammit Noah!

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

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So when did Noah turn into Morris?

This season is kayfabe.

by kush on Aug 24, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions

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He just needs a beard and a shitty attitude.

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions

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Get the third out, [Giants pitcher].

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:21 PM PDT reply actions

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The cameraman is so sick of this, he's resorted to filming seagulls.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

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Keep showing the bird, it's more entertaining.

This season is kayfabe.

by kush on Aug 24, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

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I'm watching 2006 Niners highlights on CBS. :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

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NFL films can make any season seem cool.

If you root for the Dodgers, the terrorists have already won.

by SF Pete on Aug 24, 2007 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

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lol I was saying this to my friend just now.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions

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Calling a walk

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

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Mean Reversion Theatre, brought to you by Noah Lowry.

They better take him out and sit him the rest of the season to preserve his fake shiny ERA before he goes Morris on us.

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by leewhee on Aug 24, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

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Grant totally jinxed Lowry.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

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Anyone want to guess the XeiFrank odds of the Giants scoring again tonite?

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by leewhee on Aug 24, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

Noah's ArKKK

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

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You still suck Lowry.

This season is kayfabe.

by kush on Aug 24, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

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Did they say why Kuip is out today?

Adopting Dave Roberts since 2007

by hometownboy on Aug 24, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions

Nope

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Nope

they need to stop breaking up my otp.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

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Hit a homer, Noah.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions

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Thanks.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions

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Memo to self: don't mess with Natto.

by wedge on Aug 24, 2007 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

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LOL WTF THIS GAME IS HILARIOUS

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

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Take THAT, Cain!

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

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Well you suck a little less now Noah.

This season is kayfabe.

by kush on Aug 24, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

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This game is so wacky

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

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The bar has been raised for the tomorrow's pitcher on offense.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

* -the

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions

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OK, so how long has it been since BOTH teams scored 30?

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 24, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

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Noah is cool. Its true.

by 27freethrows on Aug 24, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

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good job Randy

really

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

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Here we go again.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

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Dwight is having a bad game in the field.

If you root for the Dodgers, the terrorists have already won.

by SF Pete on Aug 24, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

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It's time to put Winn down.

This season is kayfabe.

by kush on Aug 24, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

C'mon, Noah.

I don't want to see Atchison come in.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

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that seagull is a badass

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions

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NO DON'T SEND IT BACK DOWN TO CAMMY

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:42 PM PDT reply actions

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I think Cammy is getting better.

If you root for the Dodgers, the terrorists have already won.

by SF Pete on Aug 24, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

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jesus christ, Klesko

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

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This game is way too eventful. I'm expecting another Pedro Feliz catcher appearance.

by wedge on Aug 24, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

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We could use some more insurance runs. Like 10 more of them.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

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lmao flem and his stanfurd bias. .

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Aug 24, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

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Too bad Northside isn't here to appreciate it.

If you root for the Dodgers, the terrorists have already won.

by SF Pete on Aug 24, 2007 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

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BARRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

BARRY BONDS SUCKAAAAAS

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

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that was a bomb

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

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What a contrast between Barry's AB and Klesko's.

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

doesn't need to be stated, but ...

Bonds has the highest OPS in the majors and it's not that close. This guy is seriously insanely good.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 24, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

Re: doesn't need to be stated, but ...

I mean, Magglio is having the most unlikely, remarkable career year, and he's not even freaking close to 43-year-old Bonds. Wow.

Saving countless runs with my Brian Horwitz

by lyricalkiller on Aug 24, 2007 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

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Second base just got a whole lot grittier.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

Noah's ArKKKK

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

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They should get Cammy to interview the seagull. Would be an intellectual mismatch.

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by leewhee on Aug 24, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

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Good inning, Noah.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions

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Noah's Ninjas and Cammy in one screen

the fail, it is too much

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

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LOWELL REPRESENT!

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

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They should've come up with a better name though.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

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Quick, throw them to the street below.

This season is kayfabe.

by kush on Aug 24, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

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only Noah could go 5 IP, 6 ER and be in line for a win

HE KNOWS HOW TO WIN

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

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Call strikes, [ump].

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 9:04 PM PDT reply actions

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why is Atchison on this team

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 9:04 PM PDT reply actions

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I'm tired of Atchison. Please get rid of him.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

Scott Atchison's Baseball Card

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:05 PM PDT reply actions

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ok guys, i give up. i live in san diego. my fault i know. i hate the padres ignorant fans and boring as could be offense. BUT!!! i have enjoyed the cammie comments. they are funny to me. i actually have been watching mlb gameday and following this thread all year. i still dont know who cammie is though!!!! anyone here that can help me? or do i not want to know?

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 24, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions

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annoying sideline reporter who always seems to show up at the most inopportune times and is kind of fug and really banal

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions

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any youtube? or photos? i NEED a face since i been laughing my tail off all year!!!

by projectmayhem713 on Aug 24, 2007 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions

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doesn't really convey the true horror of Cammy because she usually wears a ton of horrible bright orange clothing but

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions

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not handy. but if you bend over and drop trow in a mirror that will get you pretty close

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions

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Here is more info on Cammy if you are still looking. (Click on the "About Me" link for a color pic)

by Jakespaar on Aug 25, 2007 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions

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Some crack-whore who thinks Scott Atchison is a rock star

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions

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Actually, her face and his pitching are a pretty good match all things considered

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions

SCOTT

FINISH HIM

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions

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You still suck, Scott.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions

SKKott Atchison

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

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LIFE COULDN'T GET BETTER

yeah!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

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Cammie: I see you have a very big sign there with 2 words on it. What does it say?
Random Fan: Well uh, it's funny that you ask, it says "Cammie Sucks Dicks"
Cammie: Wow! You must really be a fan of the Giants!
Random Fan: What? Huh, You Suck!
Cammie: Great, well, all the fans are into Orange Friday tonight! Back to you Kruk!

Slop-R-Us

by Running on Aug 24, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions

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That's not Barry nice! Cammie loves Orange Friday and SO SHOULD ALLA YOU!

Cammie Blackstone: How do you spell her first name?

by Karlifornia on Aug 24, 2007 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions

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Correia gets the start tomorrow.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

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I'm going tomorrow!

The last time I went to a Correia start he gave up one run and we lost because Steve Trachsel. :(

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions

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rock n roll man, i feel the magic

MLB Blog

by bigshowbaseball on Aug 24, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

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GIVE THAT MAN MORE PLAYING TIME, PLZ

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

GRITTY HOME RUN

Sign me up for Klub Kevin!

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

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START HIM

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions

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That just means Frandsen will be sitting on the bench tomorrow.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

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Frandsen sucks! Failed prospect! Let's not give him a real chance!

by LBJ on Aug 24, 2007 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

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What? Why isn't RAY DURHAM IN THE GAME????? He's friends with Vinnie Castillo.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:19 PM PDT reply actions

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Just beat me to the punch. I figure another 4-5 games given the Bochy genius factor before we see Frandsen again

by BigDaddyK on Aug 24, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions

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He'll probably be benched in the 8th inning for Rich Aurilia.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Dear god I get home and...

I'm fairly drunk already.

But now I know I'm drunk. This just doesn't happen with the 2007 Giants.

by beaunose on Aug 24, 2007 9:22 PM PDT reply actions

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Barry you douche

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

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That was brutal. Even for him.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions

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Did he run at all!?

by xanthan on Aug 24, 2007 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions

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not until he saw the Brewers looking at him standing in the box.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

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I love Noah, Barry and Kevin. I had doubts... then bing bang boom! I just seriously enjoy rooting for these guys.

by kennv on Aug 24, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions

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OK, Barry should've ran that one out.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

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Cammie could have redeemed herself if she had chucked the ball into the crowd, spit in the guy's face and then kneed him in the crotch all the while laughing at him

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:26 PM PDT reply actions

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Actually the more I think about watching something like that play out, the harder I laugh.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions

SKKKott

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

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Sure thing Cammie, you can hold it as long as you want... no need to ask next time, babe.

Slop-R-Us

by Running on Aug 24, 2007 9:27 PM PDT reply actions

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Rajai got range.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

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Barry would've had that.

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

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Why did they feel like they needed to remake Halloween?

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by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

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And call it "Halloween". Couldn't they call it "Halloween 07" or something?

I say to Kevin Correia what Laurence Olivier said to Neil Diamond in The Jazz Singer: "I hef no son!"

by VidaWantsYourCar on Aug 24, 2007 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions

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Actually Halloween 007, License to Steal.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

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I'd watch Bond vs Mike Myers.

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions

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rimshot........!

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions

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Never rule out the idiot factor.

These idiots couldn't come up with anything new.

Brian Wilson for Closer!

by BawLa on Aug 24, 2007 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

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Still a great soundtrack. And not just because it's the only song I can play on the piano.

I say to Kevin Correia what Laurence Olivier said to Neil Diamond in The Jazz Singer: "I hef no son!"

by VidaWantsYourCar on Aug 24, 2007 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions

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These fucking fruitcake Lexus commercials almost make wish for the return of the American Idol Fruitcaker Ford dude.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

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Lowry, Bonds and Frandsen with homers...what a great game. And so is there any reason why Kevin should not be the starting 2B?

Brian Wilson for Closer!

by BawLa on Aug 24, 2007 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

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he's not scrappy enough

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

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Excuse me?

Brian Wilson for Closer!

by BawLa on Aug 24, 2007 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions

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NEEDS MOAR SCRAP

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions

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He lacks veteran savvy. Which is what you get when you don't need it which is almost as good as money

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions

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Chris Capauano: I see a 12 year contract offer from the Giants in his future.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:33 PM PDT reply actions

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Weeks doesn't realize that if he'd thrown to first he would have gotten Molina out easily.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 9:34 PM PDT reply actions

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He actually could have made the play unassisted

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

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A Pedro Feliz special.

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 9:35 PM PDT reply actions

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P-funk jumps on the RBI train

by 27freethrows on Aug 24, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions

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I SEE STEVE KLINE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 9:38 PM PDT reply actions

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Quick! Poke your eyes out!

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions

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Cammy OD tonight.

Fairley odd parent to Wendell...

by Mark carry on on Aug 24, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions

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Kill all three of them.

This season is kayfabe.

by kush on Aug 24, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions

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STEVE KLINE!

FUCK YEAH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions

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I was thinking about getting my oil changed...

maybe speedy is the place!

Fairley odd parent to Wendell...

by Mark carry on on Aug 24, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions

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Absolutely...I love it when they wander into the waiting room and wave your air filter in front of your face and say they'll change it for an extra 25 bucks.

I say to Kevin Correia what Laurence Olivier said to Neil Diamond in The Jazz Singer: "I hef no son!"

by VidaWantsYourCar on Aug 24, 2007 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions

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They've got so much more than engine oil at that great place. I do my grocery shopping there.

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2007 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions

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Cool. Here comes Bochy right on schedule to start changing pitchers until he can settle on somebody to blow the lead. They don't call him Genius for nothing folks. Even Ucker is laughing his ass off. Changing pitchers in the middle of an inning with a 5 run lead, 1 out, and nobody on. I guess Klinelol needs the work

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:43 PM PDT reply actions

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SHE LOVES STEVE KLINE

YEAH YEAH YEAH

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions

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Anyone ever read that piece by that guy who went to high school with Kline and talked about what a bullying asshole he was?

I say to Kevin Correia what Laurence Olivier said to Neil Diamond in The Jazz Singer: "I hef no son!"

by VidaWantsYourCar on Aug 24, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions

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No. But thats the kind of guy he totally reminds me of. An oversized redneck asshole.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions

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NO ONE SUCKS LIKE STEVE KLINE!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 9:48 PM PDT reply actions

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Nice way to work the pitching matchups Bochy. Stupid fucker

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 9:48 PM PDT reply actions

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Three pitchers for three outs. Yeehaw.

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions

Vinnie ChulK

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions

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Bruce "Felipe Alou" Bochy

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 9:52 PM PDT reply actions

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Okay, Vinnie: you have a 5 run lead and one inning you have to hold it. You can do that, right?

Proud adoptive father of the All-Father, currently sandbagging in Augusta.

by EliminateMe on Aug 24, 2007 10:02 PM PDT reply actions

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He might hold it if you wrap it in swaddling clothes.

Whether he can keep the lead is another matter.

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2007 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions

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Chulk'd

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 10:02 PM PDT reply actions

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Bochy gets antsy in the dugout.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 10:04 PM PDT reply actions

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There's a book by Ralph Nader: Unsafe at Any Speed.

There's a baseball team, the Giants. Unsafe with Any Lead.

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2007 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions

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Giants. MLB Corvair

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions

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2007 Giants Motto: Take us for a ride. You'll Flip!

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2007 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions

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Chapter One: Bengie Molina - Unsafe at any speed, but mostly real slow.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions

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Slightly off topic, but who else got freaked out the first time they saw "CMaldonado" in a Pirates box score?

I got one word for you: "youneverknow"

by senorvegas on Aug 24, 2007 10:05 PM PDT reply actions

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It's not off topic. I go into a diabetic seizure every time I hear the name "Candy."

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2007 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions

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oh COME ON Chulk you piece of shit

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 10:06 PM PDT reply actions

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WE'RE WINNER!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 10:07 PM PDT reply actions

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Giants Magic No. = 232

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions

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Number of games before Magowan finally cans Sabean.

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2007 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions

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We can only hope he decides to keep Sabaen company in retirement.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Aug 24, 2007 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions

14-7!

Shiny!

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 10:09 PM PDT reply actions

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A SCRAPPY POST-GAME INTERVIEW!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 10:11 PM PDT reply actions

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No kidding...Is it just me or could you hear Franny telling Big Head to go F himself while giving that interview.

Big Head: "Just who do you think you are?"

Franny: "I'm your starting 2nd baseman, asshole. I'll hit a dinger every time you put me in there until you've came to your senses and penciled me in as YOUR STARTING 2ND BASEMAN!!!11!!1!"

Omar says, "Dammit gaffer! Bring in a few defenders, a mid-fielder or two, and nice pull w/Alan Smith."

by PacBellBoozer on Aug 24, 2007 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions

LIFE COULDN'T GET BETTER!

Yeah!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions

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So it is conceivable that we'll have a 0 game winner on our team, right?

by cheno on Aug 24, 2007 10:14 PM PDT reply actions

Let me parse some words

Zito's a Zero. And ocassionally, he's a game winner.

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2007 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions

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That game was hilarious.

Steve Kline: Lately, significantly less okay

by groug on Aug 24, 2007 10:22 PM PDT reply actions

Was watching Raider Nation

Lowry continues to deal and win. Frandsen gets some love. Keep improving Franny. McCoven, please keep in mind he is the only one from the 2004 draft class to be in ML at this moment. He was fast tracked as was his fellow 2004 draft class partner, Jonathan Sanchez.

by wilriv21 on Aug 24, 2007 10:25 PM PDT reply actions

Re: Was watching Raider Nation

idk if I would describe Noah's pitching tonight as "dealing"

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions

Brother Noah was dealing

Hope Correia deals tomorrow and then John Boy deals for Fresno on Sunday. Four HRs for Franny, did Sweeney leave him a little somethin' something' ?

by wilriv21 on Aug 24, 2007 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions

What did we learn tonight?

I love how Wil comes on at the end of the freak show -- just like Jerry Springer -- and gives us the moral of the story.

A little gristle to gnaw on until tomorrow.

by Moggeee on Aug 24, 2007 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions

much obliged, Habib

by wilriv21 on Aug 24, 2007 10:44 PM PDT up reply actions

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FREE KEVIN FRANDSEN

Brian Wilson for Closer!

by BawLa on Aug 24, 2007 10:35 PM PDT reply actions

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14 wins on a last place team? Low 3 ERA? Dare he enter Cy Young conversations?

by 27freethrows on Aug 24, 2007 10:39 PM PDT reply actions

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I bet he'll get a vote or two.

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Durham? I hardly know 'im!

by Natto on Aug 24, 2007 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions

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I think you only do 1-2-3 place votes for CYA. He might get a couple of 3rd place votes from SF writers, but I doubt if he'll do any better than that with guys like Webb, Peavy, etc in the NL.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions

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Okay, announcers, it's very cool that Noah managed to get a win tonight and toughed it out, but ... okay, the slobbering is getting to be a little much.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Aug 24, 2007 10:42 PM PDT reply actions