Well, how do you expect the nuns to fly without a little help?

Also noted by wilriv21 over here.

Personally, I'm in a lot of suspense about the "illegal moonshine" claim. Is the other shoe going to drop - allegations that Bonds plays the banjo?

he also sued Michael Vick for $63 quintillion claiming that Vick "stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to 'use the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.'" He also said that "Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes."

http://www.dailypress.com/news/dp-now-quintillion.au15,0,7136621.story?coll=hr_tab01_layout

He sued Bonds before in 2006 (along with President Bush, the Queen of England, Chris Berman, the Magna Carta, the Vatican, Mein Kampf, Medieval Times, Tara Reid and the Brotherhood of the Snake, just to name very few of the co-defendants> It's quite an exhaustive list.)

http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2006-04-13/NC_FP_Lawsuit.pdf

Wwwwwoooowwwwww.

Holy crap. I think he forgot to mention Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Howard Stern.

The weird part is I think I saw that guy behind the counter the last time I was at Starbucks.

I loved that Selig and Bonds met at the Steak and Shaker Restaurant. I also enjoyed the line where he was bench pressed against his will by Bonds.
  If he wasn't so mentally ill it would be even funnier.