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New Bonds Allegations

Just when it looks like some of the dust has settled on the Bonds/ steroids front, a whole new wave of charges are levied against the Giants' slugger.  Follow the link:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0816071riches1.html

Item 4 seems particularly damning.

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Re: New Bonds Allegations
Well, how do you expect the nuns to fly without a little help?
Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not facist: THE RETURN OF SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Aug 17, 2007 2:20 PM PDT   0 recs

Re: New Bonds Allegations
Also noted by wilriv21 over here.

Personally, I'm in a lot of suspense about the "illegal moonshine" claim. Is the other shoe going to drop - allegations that Bonds plays the banjo?

Proud adoptive father of the All-Father and his 2.29 ERA

by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2007 2:24 PM PDT   0 recs

Re: New Bonds Allegations
worse... the accordian
"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 17, 2007 2:26 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Re: New Bonds Allegations
he also sued Michael Vick for $63 quintillion claiming that Vick "stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to 'use the proceeds to purchase missiles from the Iran government.'" He also said that "Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes."

http://www.dailypress.com/news/dp-now-quintillion.au15,0,7136621.story?coll=hr_tab01_layout

He sued Bonds before in 2006 (along with President Bush, the Queen of England, Chris Berman, the Magna Carta, the Vatican, Mein Kampf, Medieval Times, Tara Reid and the Brotherhood of the Snake, just to name very few of the co-defendants> It's quite an exhaustive list.)

http://www.citypaper.net/articles/2006-04-13/NC_FP_Lawsuit.pdf

Congrats, Barry. You're the best there ever was in this game.

by nostocksjustbonds on Aug 17, 2007 2:32 PM PDT   0 recs

Re: New Bonds Allegations
Hank Aaron's bat should find out the name of the Magna Carta's lawyer.
Proud adoptive father of the All-Father and his 2.29 ERA

by EliminateMe on Aug 17, 2007 2:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Re: New Bonds Allegations
Wwwwwoooowwwwww.

Holy crap. I think he forgot to mention Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Howard Stern.

The weird part is I think I saw that guy behind the counter the last time I was at Starbucks.

by Van Smack on Aug 17, 2007 2:41 PM PDT   0 recs

Re: New Bonds Allegations
Also, I like the Biff reference. You were listening to KNBR's Murph and Mac the other morning, weren't ya?

by Van Smack on Aug 17, 2007 2:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Re: New Bonds Allegations
expect Fainaru-Wada, Plaschke, Rick Reilly, the NY Post and STEROIDS_BobLey_STEROIDS to jump all over this one
WE FIGHT WARS! WE CHEAT ON OUR SPOUSES! WE LISTEN! TO THE STEVE MILLER BAND! BUT IF;! WE THROW OURSELVES INTO SOMETHING AS GLORIOUS AS BASEBALL ALL IS FORGIVEN!

by nick on Aug 17, 2007 2:43 PM PDT   0 recs

Re: New Bonds Allegations
don't forget ostler and jenkins
"Bri-an Sab-e-an, I hope you're satisfied with what you've done..."

by The Gene Hackman on Aug 17, 2007 3:05 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

My Favorite
I loved that Selig and Bonds met at the Steak and Shaker Restaurant. I also enjoyed the line where he was bench pressed against his will by Bonds.
  If he wasn't so mentally ill it would be even funnier.
Father of Adopted son Clay Timpner

by Andy In Fresno on Aug 17, 2007 4:39 PM PDT   0 recs

We should invit him to annual McCoven bash
He could be the entertainment and have us all in stitches

by wilriv21 on Aug 17, 2007 4:45 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Re: New Bonds Allegations
Start him off at first, then turn him into a "utility" infielder. He sounds like he has a lot of veteran savvy.
"In the Autumn of his Winter, comes man's last mad surge of youth".

by Ghost11 on Aug 19, 2007 9:40 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

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