Hillenbrand!

by JT Jordan on Jul 27, 2007 11:54 PM PDT

The Padres signed Shea Hillenbrand and it looks like he'll be assigned to AAA Portland.

Suck for the Pads, Shea! We know you can do it. Give them hope that you can be adequate in the field and at the plate, then rip out their hearts with your suckiness.

I don't understand that move by Towers, honestly . . .

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Re: Hillenbrand!

Can we have Adrian Gonzalez?

Barry Bombs gear | comics | Ray Durham is... yeah.

by Natto on Jul 28, 2007 12:02 AM PDT reply actions

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The name "Hillenbrand" and an exclamation point cannot be processed in the same diary.

by Moggeee on Jul 28, 2007 12:22 AM PDT reply actions

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He spelled it wrong anyway. It's "Hillensuck!"

Bold Prediction: Klesko will finish the 2007 season with at least 20 HRs. (OPS+ is 129 as of 7/1/07)

by Goofus on Jul 28, 2007 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions

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Hillofsuck, alias Hindenburg, alias skinheadbrand alias Whineybrand.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Jul 28, 2007 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: Mutually Exclusive Terms

Hillenbrand -----> Hackensuck -----> Sackofshit

Omar Vizquel to Big Sam, "Barton, Viduka, Rozenhal, Geremi, Deco even?...way to go Gaffer, keep up the great work!"

by PacBellBoozer on Jul 28, 2007 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions

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Do we really want the Padres to suck right now? I mean, if they suck it'll only benefit the Dodgers

by beagle on Jul 28, 2007 3:10 AM PDT reply actions

Re: Hillenbrand!

the only problem with this is that we gave up Accardo to get him, and the Padres were patient, won the division anyway last year, and now they got him for nothing. They will quickly find out that he stinks and it will be a no harm signing for them. Of course he will get at least three game winning hits against the Giants.

Randy Messenger: "Who's that fat ugly guy in the Marlin's bullpen that's sitting in my seat??"

by rxmeister on Jul 28, 2007 8:29 AM PDT reply actions

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How can it hurt the Padres to sign Shea Hillenbrand to a minor league contract as possible insurance?

by sharksrog on Jul 28, 2007 10:50 AM PDT reply actions

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The risk of somebody on the team becoming infected with the "suck contagion" f which he's a carrier that the Giants are so clearly still suffering from since he spread it to our guys.

It's a terrible, terrible disease, and as we can see it will takes at least two to three more years before we've finally taken care of it.

Are the minors far enough away so that the virus doesn't reach the big team? Only the second half will show us!

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on Jul 28, 2007 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions

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Dr. Howard T. Scored. Esteemed Epidemiologist, shares Nobel worthy research with the masses, thus preventing massive outbreak of various pathogens such as Suckuseum molluscum contagiosum, Suckous Cryptococcus neoformans, and the ever-dreaded ring-worm in the town named for a whale vagina.

Barry Zito -- Catch Me if You Can.

by E Ticket on Jul 28, 2007 1:23 PM PDT reply actions