Grant is Very Funny, ESPN.com Notices

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 5, 2007 9:27 AM PDT Comment 24 comments

I don't know if this has been posted or noticed, but ESPN.com's Jonah Keri has an article on the site's Page 2 that links to Grant's Onion parody.

Here's the link

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Re: Grant is Very Funny, ESPN.com Notices

ESPN.com finally says something truthful, not annoying, and relevant.

Is the world ending?

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not fascist: SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jun 5, 2007 9:29 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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Of course it's ending...didn't you get the memo?

"This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions."
"What do you mean, "biblical"?"
"What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff."
"Exactly."
"Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies. Rivers and seas boiling."
"Forty years of darkness. Earthquakes, volcanoes..."
The dead rising from the grave."

"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria."

Omar Vizquel wants Shepard out. NUFC would be better for it!

by PacBellBoozer on Jun 5, 2007 9:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Generally you don't see that kind of behavior from a major network newsource.

"...and I hope you're feliz now..."

by The Gene Hackman on Jun 5, 2007 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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The Onion parody was amazing, but this is still Grant's greatest achievement.

If you root for the Dodgers, the terrorists have already won.

by SF Pete on Jun 5, 2007 9:41 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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Haha, yes, that one was absolutely brilliant!

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on Jun 5, 2007 9:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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That was absolutely brilliant!

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jun 5, 2007 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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I knew exactly which story you meant even before I clicked that link.

Proud adoptive father of the All-Father and his 1.99 ERA

by EliminateMe on Jun 5, 2007 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Me too.

by sfgfan on Jun 5, 2007 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Me three.

Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Jun 5, 2007 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Me too squared.

Carol Midgen takes calls from Ryan Klesko when driving. (.308/.383/.477 as of 6/5/07)

by Goofus on Jun 6, 2007 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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I like this one.

http://www.mccoveychronicles.com/story/2005/12/6/23623/6677

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on Jun 5, 2007 9:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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I was wondering why a friend of mine (and Red Sox fan) randomly forwarded me the Onion parody.

And here I thought he was sitting at his desk at work googling, "The Dodgers are Evil."

Do they know to win the game a team has to actually score at least once?

by noahthek on Jun 5, 2007 9:52 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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Congrats, Grant. A step up from Kruk and Kuip's name-dropping the site on FSN last season.

FWIW, Jonah Keri's new baseball column on is quite good. It's already one of the few must-read sections of that site, along with Bill Simmons and Paul Lukas' Uniwatch.

Lon Simmons' adopted dad.

by Kitspool on Jun 5, 2007 10:58 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs