Obviously, this is cherry picking - but still - I found this amusing in light of another discussion.
Pitcher A in his free agent season - 27 year old LHP: ERA+ of 139, 217 IP, 99 BB, 151K's, and 10 HR's.
Zito: 28 year old LHP: ERA+ of 116, ERA+ of 116, 221 IP, 99 BB, 151K's, and 27 HR's.
Ladies and gents, we've signed Mike Hampton.
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