Curt Schilling on Bonds

by BondsApologist on May 8, 2007 4:09 PM PDT Comment 48 comments

I don't even know where to begin with this garbage. Schilling is possibly the biggest moron in the game.

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Re: Curt Schilling on Bonds

link no work

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by PacBellBoozer on May 8, 2007 4:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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Link doesn't work, but I've read it elsewhere. Schilling doesn't even know what he's talking about.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 8, 2007 4:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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When does he ever?

Usually I can at least accept it when someone says something I don't agree with. Schilling is just so abrasively misguided it makes me want to put a power drill to my temple. Or better yet, his temple. I am so effing sick of him. If he just stopped existing, the world would be a much better place.

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not fascist: SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 8, 2007 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

TD; DR

Oh lord here we go again.

Not reading something before commenting on it is bad form, I know, but I can bet you my hypothetical firstborn that it's the same asinine drivel Schilling spouts every time he opens his hyper-opinionated mouth. Know TL;DR (too long; didn't read)? How about TD;DR--too dumb; didn't read?

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not fascist: SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 8, 2007 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

HERE IS THE LINK

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=070508221832.nchuvvn7&show_article=1

I adopted Barry Bonds

by BondsApologist on May 8, 2007 4:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

ARIGATO

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not fascist: SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 8, 2007 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Re: HERE IS THE LINK

How does the topic of where Bonds puts his penis have one GD thing to do with anything? Your mileage may vary on views of adultery but HEY GUESS WHAT YOU LOUDMOUTH ASS SCHILLING?! That's not of your business so kindly butt the F out. Christ.

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not fascist: SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 8, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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No shit. If he is so mad about Bond's adultery why isn't he commenting on D-Bag Lowe, his former teammate who had a bit of a problem with that. Or for that matter, a significant percentage of professional athletes. Schilling is a moron and I wish he and his fake blooded sock would go away forever.

I adopted Barry Bonds

by BondsApologist on May 8, 2007 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Quite honestly I don't think Schilling is qualified to comment on the location of Bonds' penis unless it's in his general vicinity.

...and there's a picture I really don't want to see.

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not fascist: SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 8, 2007 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Not to mention, I've heard plenty of reports that "Good Christian" Curt is not the most... faithful of husbands.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 8, 2007 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Re: HERE IS THE LINK

A close, personal relationship with someone other than Jesus, I presume?

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not fascist: SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 8, 2007 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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oh wow, you have no idea what this has sparked. I have this ongoing fantasy that secretly Schill and Ted Nugent are moslems and that they get together and pray quite often. It's a detailed recurring dream and quite an awesome one at that.

Lincecum, Lincecum 12 stories tall, made of radiation.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on May 8, 2007 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Re: HERE IS THE LINK

"He (Bonds) admitted he used steroids. There's no gray area," Schilling said on WEEI. "He (Bonds) admitted cheating on his wife, cheating on taxes and cheating on the game."

Actually, Bonds has never admitted doing any of those things.

All Your Barry Are Belong to Us

by Fog City Blues on May 8, 2007 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Re: HERE IS THE LINK

We can't expect Schilling to actually have facts to back up his crazy rants, can we?

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not fascist: SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 8, 2007 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Re: HERE IS THE LINK

Brings new meaning to his "Ignorance has its Privledges" blog post.

(WARNING: LINK GOES TO SCHILLING'S BLOG)

I'm anxiously awaiting his apology to Bonds, since people need to be held accountable for saying untrue things and all that.

All Your Barry Are Belong to Us

by Fog City Blues on May 8, 2007 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Thank you. I was wondering if anybody would bring this up: BONDS NEVER ADMITTED TO USING STEROIDS! This is probably the most falsely reported story I've ever seen. In court, Bonds said he never knowingly used steroids, and that Anderson gave him stuff he called flax seed oil and some balm. That's it, he never said that the stuff sctually turned out to be steroids. I believe it was steroids, and I believed Bonds knew it was, but it doesn't matter what I, or anyone else believes, BONDS NEVER ADMITTED TO USING STEROIDS!

I just don't get it how ESPN and every other "news" service reads in the transcript that he said, "I never knowingly used steroids" and then reports "Bonds said he unknowingly used steroids". That's like me saying I've never knowingly had sex with Queen Elizabeth, and it being reported that I admitted to unknowingly having sex with Queen Elizabeth. You would think that someone would call them out on this, but I guess for that to happen there would have to be intelligent, unbiased sports reporter somewhere.

by English Professor on May 8, 2007 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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"That's like me saying I've never knowingly had sex with Queen Elizabeth, and it being reported that I admitted to unknowingly having sex with Queen Elizabeth."

Thanks a lot. I was just getting ready for a nice breakfast until I read that. Now, I've lost my appetite.

by Sayhey on May 9, 2007 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Re: HERE IS THE LINK

read "Game of Shadows" when you get a chance and then tell me how innocent he is ...

by flamba on May 9, 2007 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Re: HERE IS THE LINK

Being guilty and admitting guilt are two different things. I believe he's taken steroids, but the fact of the matter is he has never admitted that he took steroids. Schilling's statement is factually incorrect.

Jesus Reina FTS

by Fog City Blues on May 9, 2007 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Re: Curt Schilling on Bonds

I read this earlier this morning and it reminded me a few years ago when Turk Wendell just randomly called out Bonds.

Schilling has nothing to do with Barry, besides maybe pitching to him for 1 game this year. But, this is nothing new for Schilling, he likes to talk.

Whats worse is his personal blog, don't even try to read it, it's full of nothing but fanboys and his moronic writings.

by xanthan on May 8, 2007 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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I really hope Bonds takes the high road and doesn't even respond to Schilling. Then, in June, when we play the Sox at Fenway, I hope he takes the loud-mouthed asshole deep. Twice.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 8, 2007 4:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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I have more than a few die-hard Red Sox fan friends living in Boston. I can't explain why or how it happened given my complete loathing for their second-rate team, but it just sort of did. Anywho, they're all clamoring for me to come out there for the Giants series and I'm like, uh, maybe not. I don't think I'd have enough bail money to get me out of jail after inciting a riot at Fenway Park.

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not fascist: SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 8, 2007 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Ha, I'm in Boston right now and I flew out here as not really a Red Sox fan, but I rooted for them in the AL.

Yeah. Not so much anymore. Most annoying fans ever.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 8, 2007 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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I can't talk baseball with either of my Red Sox fan friends. It usually comes to punches and aluminum bats to the lower body and then accusations that their bloody socks are fake and then they get all offended and talk about how they and their team are so magical. I can't stand it.

Lincecum, Lincecum 12 stories tall, made of radiation.

by SloIsLonelyForTheOrange on May 8, 2007 5:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Here's a question for you all...who's the bigger media whore, Shilling or Clemens?

My money is on Shilling. Clemens had some talent in his career, and if the Yankees allow him to prop himself up on the pedestal and appear more important than anyone else in the organization, all while vastly overpaying him for it, I'm OK with that.

Shilling though, that douche just needs to shut his born-again fly trap. Maybe he missed the part in the good book that mentions something like about "Judge not, that you be not judged."

F'ing prick.

Proud adoptive papa of the one, the only, Omar Vizquel.

by PacBellBoozer on May 8, 2007 4:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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Definitely Schilling. Clemens at least mostly sticks to pitching... Schilling has to make sure every single thought of his gets out to the public.

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 8, 2007 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Schilling. The blog, the talk radio, posting on Red Sox fanboards under his "Gehrig" handle. Does anybody remember the 1993 world series when he always put a towel on his head everytime Mitch Williams pitched. I remember after that some of his teammates where saying it was a BS move by Schilling and he was just trying to get more camera time. Say what you want about Bonds but I don't recall him doing something that belies a complete lack of confidence in his teammate. I hate Schilling.

I adopted Barry Bonds

by BondsApologist on May 8, 2007 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Don't forget the video game production company that he named after himself.

Proud adoptive papa of the one, the only, Omar Vizquel.

by PacBellBoozer on May 8, 2007 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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That towel over the head routine was my first real introduction to Schilling as an asshat. It not only called attention to himself, but in effect, gave Philly fans the go-ahead to heap all of their considerable amount of hate on Williams by saying, "Hey, even I don't trust him and can't bear to watch him pitch, and I'm his teammate!" As you noted, I remember several of his teammates saying that was a terrible way to throw Williams under the bus.

Let's also not forget the grand display he made when his wife got cancer, promising to give up chewing tobacco (a known cause of cancer) forever as a sign of solidarity for her in her fight. he made a very big deal about it at the time, going on every national show he could to talk about it (They don't call him "Red Light Curt" for nothing). Of course, he didn't make nearly as big a deal about the fact that he fell back into using chewing tobacco within a few months. Man, that is some show of solidarity and strength. With that kind will power, determination, and integrity, we'll find a way to beat cancer,,, uh, well, never.

by English Professor on May 8, 2007 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Schilling by far. He and Clemens are both outstanding pitchers, but Clemens has rarely annoyed me personally. The broken bat throwing incident was a real a-hole move, for example. That's still not as egregious as Schilling's constant babble about everything, thinking we actually give a crap about what he has to say.

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not fascist: SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 8, 2007 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Curt Schilling is just a talented version of Turk Wendell. Here's an example of someone wanting some attention. Calling someone else a cheater is just his way of trying to get the bloody sock controversy out of sight and out of mind. It's unprofessional for him to speak out of line.

This is classic Schilling.

i don't want to bring politics into this, but i mean, come on. no professional athlete should open his/her mouth to get votes for a Presidential candidate, and he was pretty much on his knees for the Bush administration.

I am the thinking man's thinking man.

by Anticon23 on May 8, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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A guy I know who once pitched on the same staff as Schilling thinks Curt is the biggest asshole in baseball, for what it's worth.

Vote for Pedro...to be DFA'd!

by W8ingForATitle on May 8, 2007 5:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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You know Jay Tibbs!?!?!

by dangjackson on May 8, 2007 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Dude became a legend after his playoff performances were enhanced by steroid injections (cortisone). And this comes out on the same day that his teammate David Ortiz tells a flaxseedy story that insinuates he may have unwittingly taken steroids in the past. Nice work, Curt. Asshat.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2863623

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by Pants Man on May 8, 2007 5:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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Here's a man who simply enjoys the sound of his own voice. In my mind he's been an asshole for years, so anything he says doesn't have much impact anymore.

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by Tajiri on May 8, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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Man, I can't get over how many people keep spouting off the "Bonds admitted he took steroids" line. Are they incapable of reading?

Matt Cain: He'll save children, but not the Dodger children.

by jponry on May 8, 2007 5:52 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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Bonds must be doing something right if a human waste product like Schilling hates him.

It's never too early to panic.

by leewhee on May 8, 2007 5:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Re: Curt Schilling on Bonds

Best way to sum up this story.

"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix

by GiantJim on May 9, 2007 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Cory Lidle made similar comments about Bonds a couple of years back, and we all know what happened to him...

ducks

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by JakeS on May 8, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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Oh I laughed, I admit it.

We won the football league again, this time on Merseyside.

by Tajiri on May 8, 2007 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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fuck 'em all. that's what I say. GO BONDS!!!!!

Tim Lincecum has been freed!

by nostocksjustbonds on May 8, 2007 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Bonds Cheated on Wife and Game.

On top of everything else, this had to be the headline... I hate verb pun constructions like this. They are disgusting. They make me disgusted. Everything about this is wrong.

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by howtheyscored on May 9, 2007 9:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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If Schilling was born on a Sioux, his name would be Annoys Like Mosquito.

For just pennies a day, you too can make a difference in the life of a Giants player...like Kevin Correia.

by VidaWantsYourCar on May 9, 2007 10:38 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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He might also been gored to death by a Buffalo on his first hunt and we all would have been better off.

I adopted Barry Bonds

by BondsApologist on May 9, 2007 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Thank you, Terry Francona - for knowing that douchebags should only speak when spoken to.

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=2865297

by MrsKevKev on May 9, 2007 12:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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Not quite the "STFU" we all want to give Schilling, but vindication anyway. Good going Tito.

Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Not boring: Emmanuel Burriss. Not fascist: SF Dugout

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on May 9, 2007 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Schill actually starts to blame it on having to wake up at 8:30 in the morning and being tired... Oooo, poor baby. His apology is more extensive than that and he "tries" to make no excuses, but I'm happy to cherry pick for those of us who have to function intelligently after getting up as early as 5:00am on a regular basis (my schedule isn't that bad now, but it once was...).

Coming to you by proxy (I adopted: Dave Righetti!)

by howtheyscored on May 9, 2007 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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Kudos to Mike Krukow for blasting Schilly's comments. Can't expect much else from a right-wing extremist conservative "christian" than the verbal diarrhea Schill spews constantly.

Jeers to the media for given his remarks any weight. It is only the beginning of the onslaught Bonds and fans will be bombarded with as he overtakes Aaron as the homerun king.

Why don't they just stick me in the eyes with red-hot pokers?!?

by lannieshea on May 9, 2007 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs