Humble Goofus announced his wedding (happening this weekend) in the main thread today because he did not want to start a fuss by creating a dairy.
I, on the other hand, have no problems starting a fuss for one of this great site's studious administrators.
"Speaking of love, this weekend is the big event. That's right; future Mrs. Goofus will become Mrs. McPenisbutter. (I know this is off topic, but I didn't want to start a separate diary.) So between the wedding and honeymoon in Jamaica I'll be a scarce commodity around here the next 1.5 weeks. Y'all take care."
I think our congratulations are in order.
All the best, McPenisbusters! May your lives together be fat and happy. Happy Wedding.
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