Time to Rethink Nicknames
Don't know why but the Seven Dwarfs come to mind watching this crew.
Roberts-Speedy
Omar -- Dreamy in the field but Sleepy when batting
Bonds -- not much left, hence Barely
Durham -- TemporRayRayly, until he gets hurt
Aurilia -- Scrappy
Feliz -- Crappy
Molina -- Windmill, for his sporadic and usually untimely power (but name on back of uniform must be covered with "Caution -- Slow -- Wide Load" sign for those moments when he is clogging the basepaths)
Niekro --Bashful (has anyone seen him on the field this year), no make that Bashless
Winn -- Who?
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Re: Time to Rethink Nicknames
or better yet, Wesentfrandsendownandkeptthisjokerintheshowy?
by nick @ McCovey Chronicles on Apr 13, 2007 1:22 AM PDT reply actions
Re: Time to Rethink Nicknames
Cain: Bobby (wasn't there a dwarf called Bobby?)

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