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The Next Nathan

Seems like every time I happen to see a Cincinnati boxscore this spring, Jon Coutlangus has tossed a scoreless inning. Lately, it's been a scoreless last inning. Who's your nominee for the former Giant farmhand or scrub who will emerge to haunt us this year?

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Re: The Next Nathan
Jason Grilli's poised for a breakout season, isn't he?
"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Mar 26, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
Jerome Williams: I don't think he'll pitch particularly well, but you don't need to pitch well in the Nats' park to have an ERA under 4.

Carlos Villanueva: He was one of the two low-minor league relievers used to acquire Wayne Franklin and Leo Estrella in 2004. He had a 3.69 ERA in 53 IP for the Brewers last season.

Fool me seven times, shame on you. Fool me eight or more times, shame on me.

by Bhaakon on Mar 26, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
Aardsma will end up being this year's Bobby Jenks for the WhiteSox while the 2005/2006 Bobby Jenks will go on the DL.

by giantsrainman on Mar 26, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
MacDougal is better suited to fit this role.
Kevin Frandsen: A Ray Ray hammy away from an AS appearance

by atleehammer and sickle on Mar 27, 2007 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
Coutlangus was a victim of the numbers game...they couldnt put him on the 40 without taking someone else off

i am sure that the giants were hoping he would get through unscathed...it didnt happen

but it aint like the nathan trade...that was just retarded

i wish they coulda kept jon...i saw him pitch

but thats the way stuff goes

so does he have a spot on the roster this year?

by bacci40 on Mar 26, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Coutlangus
Saw him pitch too, when he was with San Jose.  Didn't Trevor Wilson teach him the cutter?  He doesn't look much like a pitcher, too short and stocky, and he doesn't throw all that hard, probably high 80's, but that cutter is one nasty little pitch for him.

by DrBGiantsfan on Mar 26, 2007 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Coutlangus
Have we made fun of his name yet? I have trouble keeping track.
This world you take to be 'the' world will die, and descend into Hell, and all history after that will belong properly to the history of Hell.

by lunaticfridge on Mar 27, 2007 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Coutlangus
Been there, done that, sold the t-shirt on CafePress.
"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Mar 27, 2007 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
isn't it funny how the giants are always having trouble with guys out of options and no room on the 40 man roster and YET they don't really have any depth at all?

by zenbitz on Mar 27, 2007 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
What the hell is funny about it???
  Sorry, the Wilson/Taschner/Munter meltdown has me upset.

by allfrank on Mar 27, 2007 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
Dennis Littlejohn. Fucker's gonna kill us.
Jesse Foppert: Welcome home, my son.

by leftymalo on Mar 26, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
Scott Munter...he'll come in with two on and one out to get a DP grounder with that (lawn) bowling ball sinker and BAM! Three-run...oh, you mean some scrub who will come back to haunt us from a new team?
For just pennies a day, you too can make a difference in the life of a Giants player...like Kevin Correia.

by VidaWantsYourCar on Mar 26, 2007 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Russ Ortiz
he's gonna kill us this year.
We'd be pretty good if we didn't suck so bad.

by nostocksjustbonds on Mar 26, 2007 10:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
When I talked with Jack Hyatt a couple of weeks ago, I couldn't even stifle a laugh when he busted out the "He is NOT Liriano" line about a certain young pitcher traded within the last 18 months.

Nathan's name didn't come up at all.

I'd share, but I'm running a business over there!

http://sfgiants.scout.com/2/629921.html

Still got part three coming up later this week.

by BruteSentiment on Mar 27, 2007 3:48 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
I don't begrudge anyone their business, but it's kind of annoying that there's a "FREE story archive" where all the best stories are, in fact, not free.

At least, I assume they're the best stories. The ones with the best teasers, anyhow...

"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Mar 27, 2007 9:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa whoa WHOA
Hold it.  I have to PAY for stuff I want in this world???  When other people have gone to labor and expense to create it?

When the hell did that start?

Angels fly because they take Brian Sabean lightly.

by Mayor of 311 on Mar 27, 2007 9:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Whoa whoa WHOA
Talk about deeply inelegant!

by Roger on Mar 27, 2007 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Whoa whoa WHOA
I dunno when it started, I just hope it doesn't catch on...
"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Mar 27, 2007 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Whoa whoa WHOA
Let's blame capitalism!
This world you take to be 'the' world will die, and descend into Hell, and all history after that will belong properly to the history of Hell.

by lunaticfridge on Mar 27, 2007 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Whoa whoa WHOA
I apologize, it appears I expressed myself in a less than clear fashion.

 When I said that it was mildly annoying that something claimed to be "free" but wasn't, what I really meant was "Workers of the world, destroy the bourgeois pigs who grow fat off your labor! Property is theft! Smash the system of oppression and suffing!"

I hope that's now cleared up.

"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Mar 27, 2007 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Whoa whoa WHOA
Well, until you got to "suffing" anyway.

by Roger on Mar 27, 2007 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Whoa whoa WHOA
It's a perfectly cromulent word.
"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Mar 27, 2007 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You hit on two of my favorites
Personally, I love suffing near the Santa Cruz Beach and Boardwalk.

Afterwards, we always have coffee and cromulents.

by Moggeee on Mar 27, 2007 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's dangerous
You try suffing around there, you're liable to get yourself zidaned. The kwyjibos in this town get pretty possesive of their neologisms.
"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Mar 27, 2007 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
Hey now....

The ARCHIVE of stories is free to see, so you know what stories are there.

The Stories, however.....nah, gotta pay.

Seriously, do you know how much it cost to bribe people for this?  I had to pay Baron no less than $500 just to go!

by BruteSentiment on Mar 27, 2007 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
One Word: Tomko

by Rusty the Mechanical Man on Mar 27, 2007 1:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
Joe Nathan is an open wound in the heart of all Giants fans.
Hopefully Magowan re-sings him as a free agent in 2008.

The next Joe Nathan? Salomon Torres has turned into a dominant reliever for the Pirates. Giants could use ole' Torres right about now.

Jason Schmidt vs. Matt Morris. Hmmm... where should the G.M. have allocated those funds? Jason could come back to haunt the Giants. For this Season, Jason Schmidt costs $500,000 less than Dave Roberts ($5m) + Pedro Feliz  ($5.1m) + Sweeney ($900,000).

Sabean is in a fucking slump. The Giants should have Schmidt in the rotation, more AB's going to Linden & Klesko, and those three crappy contracts off the books. Dave Roberts and Bengie Molina in 2009 will not be pretty.

Defender of Noah Lowry.

by Kid Fresh on Mar 27, 2007 4:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
It's not likely Schmidt will be pretty in '07, '08, or '09.

by allfrank on Mar 27, 2007 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
To say it was a mistake to let Torres go, you're basically saying we should have kept him for like 15 years.

I'm totally fine with how that one went.

Steve Kline: He probably won't be terrible

by groug on Mar 27, 2007 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next to the Wooden Indian
I'm sure Kid meant we should have kept Torres for the last 15 years in the Giants Souvenir Shop, as a curiosity.

by Moggeee on Mar 27, 2007 11:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Next to the Wooden Indian
Yeah, forget Torres.  If we are going to complain about arms from the past lets not forget Scott Linebrink.  Although he did help us land Doug Henry.
Adopted Giant Brian Wilson: Pack your bags son, we are going to Fresno.

by sfgreg on Mar 27, 2007 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Next to the Wooden Indian
And Clay Hensley too, I think (or if not him, then whoever we gave up for Herges.  Actually, I'm pretty sure it was him.  You can probably disregard this note.  I guess I should have told you that at the beginning.).

Though really, who needs more young good starting pitchers?

Steve Kline: He probably won't be terrible

by groug on Mar 28, 2007 12:35 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
Joe Nathan won't be a Giant in 2008. He has a team option with the Twins in 2008 for just 6 million dollars. The Twins would be nuts not to pick that up.
2007 Rolaids Relief Winner: Armando Benitez

by rxmeister on Mar 28, 2007 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That Boof fella
from Rotoworld:

Bonser has a 2.86 ERA and a 24/4 K/BB ratio in 22 innings, giving the Twins some reason for optimism that they could have a second above average starter in their rotation.

by wilriv21 on Mar 27, 2007 4:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
check out the game he pitched against the Yankees today. Two runs in six innings with 7 strikeouts. I guess Sabean can pray he gets hurt as well. Certainly the Liriano voodoo doll worked fine.
Armando: so slimmed down he calls Nicole Richie fatso

by rxmeister on Mar 27, 2007 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
That trade is starting to look like the notorious Herschel Walker trade--Walker to the Vikings in exchange for a Super Bowl team in Dallas--only this could ultimately be worse because at least Walker isn't a smegma gump wad like Pierkczkiznkczizy. The only thing preventing the analogy from holding is if the Twins never win a World Series with those arms on the roster.
For just pennies a day, you too can make a difference in the life of a Giants player...like Kevin Correia.

by VidaWantsYourCar on Mar 27, 2007 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
Actually, instead of finding new ways to butcher A.J.'s name, he should simply be referred to as "that catcher".
For just pennies a day, you too can make a difference in the life of a Giants player...like Kevin Correia.

by VidaWantsYourCar on Mar 27, 2007 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
I'M the next Nathan.
Mandowear | comics | Sugarman FTW

by Natto on Mar 27, 2007 10:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
Seriously? I thought you were the real Slim Shady.
"Yep, I'm a Dodger hater" - Kevin Frandsen

by EliminateMe on Mar 27, 2007 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
It's gotta be accardo, he's gonna set up BJ Ryan this year

by Azmanz on Mar 28, 2007 12:31 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: The Next Nathan
Okay, if we're judging a player on his ability and not on what some GM has done:

I'll say it now, the next Nathan is Jesse Foppert.

Both were moderately successful starters in the minors, and who had some troubles in the majors as starters.

Both missed significant time due to injury and TJ Surgery.

Both produced significantly worse in the minors immediately upon their return.

If Nathan gets his mechanics back in whack, I could see him going to relief and learning to burn the other team there.

Just sayin'.

by BruteSentiment on Mar 28, 2007 3:03 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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