David Wells' Diabetes

by VidaWantsYourCar on Mar 20, 2007 10:04 AM PDT

I heard a report on a local news station last night that David Wells has been diagnosed with Type Two Diabetes. Now, who wouldn't be hesitant to harp on someone for having a disease, but given the nature of it--diet, weight, lifestyle--and its timing--on the heels of his safari and subsequent boasting of all the exotic game he consumed--I can't help but invoke the karma card. I mean, David...if you're gonna eat zebra, you don't need to douse it with powdered sugar and baco bits.

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Re: David Wells' Diabetes

Report: Mando under investigation for planting baco bits in Wells locker during a charity event to raise obesity awareness in children.

For WilltheThrill, this is Jon Miller saying goodnight. . . .

by WilltheThrill on Mar 20, 2007 10:08 AM PDT reply actions

Re: David Wells' Diabetes

The report went further on to state that Wells and Blowmeatiz tried to eat each other...and succeeded, thus sparing MLB fans everywhere from another season of torturous reminders of why obsesity sucks.

Save Matt Morris. Save The Pitchers. Save The World.

by E Ticket on Mar 20, 2007 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions

Re: David Wells' Diabetes

Reminds of that picture where the python burst open from trying to eat an alligator. Too lazy to google it just now.

by sularz on Mar 20, 2007 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions

This one?

I adopted Barry Zito. Child bearing hips and all.

by giantscatcher on Mar 20, 2007 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions

Re: This one?

Oops, I thought you guys meant this picture, sorry...

Adopted Giant Brian Wilson, he shall save us!

by sfgreg on Mar 20, 2007 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions

s'like i'm seein double

check, check/i be tha numba one stunna/punk ya don't want nunna/this matt hurricaine gonna/um.../uh.../strike you out

by nick @ McCovey Chronicles on Mar 20, 2007 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Re: This one?

Wells claims that python is delicious with ranch dressing, and gator is superb with teriyaki sauce, so this situation would pose a bit of a dilemma for him.

For just pennies a day, you too can make a difference in the life of a Giants player...like Kevin Correia.

by VidaWantsYourCar on Mar 20, 2007 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions