OT: Football Quotes

by rcrusoe on Feb 1, 2007 6:04 PM PST

Some people try to find things in this game that don't exist but football is only two things---
Blocking and takling
__Vince Lombardi

Till I was 13 I thought my name was "Shut Up".
---JOE NAMATH

I like linebackers. I collect 'em. You can't have too many good ones---BILL PARCELLS

American football is an occasion at which dancing girls, bands, tactical huddles and television breaks are interrupted by short bursts of play---TIMES OF LONDON

If God had wanted man to play soccer He wouldn't have given us arms.---MIKE DITKA

The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break---JOHN MADDEN

Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
---sage remark by JOE THEISMAN

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Re: OT: Football Quotes

Love the Madden quote. Nothing to add to this yet, but I'll definitely think about it.

Coming to you by proxy

by howtheyscored on Feb 1, 2007 8:20 PM PST reply actions

I got Joe's Back

Of course Theisman didn't mean to say Norman Einstein. He meant his brother.

Freddy "Booger" Einstein.

by Moggeee on Feb 1, 2007 8:31 PM PST reply actions

John McKay had so many good quotes

On opening days: "Opening games make me nervous. To tell the truth, I'd rather open with our second game."
On fan mail he received as a Tampa Bay coach: "It was about three-to-one that I was not an SOB. But there were a lot of ones."
On the weaknesses of linebacker Hugh Green: "He's not twins."
On the significance of experience: "If you have everyone back from a team that lost 10 games, experience isn't too important."

and the very best one...

- On the execution of the Bucs offense: "I think it's a good idea."

We'd be pretty good if we didn't suck so bad.

by nostocksjustbonds on Feb 1, 2007 10:27 PM PST reply actions