Yesterday's news...
When big breaking news breaks big for the San Francisco Giants, I'd be remiss if I didn't spend a couple of days on it. It might seem like overkill, but that's one of the reason people seek out blogs; it allows a little more attention to examine each nuance a particular story has to offer. So if you think the same story coming up again and again is tiring, I apologize. But I have a duty.
So, on that note, day one of our seventeen-day coverage on non-roster invitees begins...now.
The MLB site has some good snippets on each player, and here's the full list with links to their career statistics:
Timmy Franchise
Damian Moss
Tyler Walker
Sun Woo Kim
Scott Atchison
David Cortes
Daniel Giese
Justin Hedrick
Carlos Hines
Matt Palmer
Mitch Wylie
Ryan Meaux
Stephen Holm
Todd Jennings
Guillermo Rodriguez
William Bergolla
Julio Cordido
Tomas De La Rosa
Luis Figueroa
Justin Leone
Scott McClain
Ivan Ochoa
Chad Santos
Brian Horwitz
Eddy Martinez-Esteve
Clay Timpner
Minor league free agent with the best chance of making an impact: Ryan Meaux, if only because he's left-handed.
Minor league free agent I will irrationally overrate because of his proven ability to not be Pedro Feliz: Justin Leone.
Minor league free agent who actually has a faint whiff of prospect still about him: William Bergolla, though it'd take a bloodhound to find it. Still, he's a good player to have around if only to make the Jose Vizcainos of the world unnecessary.
Minor league free agents who could actually come out of nowhere and make bullpen bids: Daniel Giese and Mitch Wylie, though the same could have been said about Brandon Villafuerte and Brandon Puffer. I still love the minor league free agent philosophy of Sabean, though. Bring in the bullpen arms and let Darwin pick through them.
Tyler Walker Award winner in the category of Least-Inspiring Return: Damian Moss
Damian Moss Award winner in the category of Well, This Isn't Exactly Inspiring Either: Tyler Walker
Not the greatest haul, but there are always a few interesting names kicking around. Day two will investigate the naughty limericks and anagrams this collection of players has to offer.
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Danny Darwin is the new bullpen coach?
by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Jan 12, 2007 2:14 PM PST reply actions
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I'm going to hold you to this, especially the limericks.
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When big breaking news breaks big for the San Francisco Giants, I'd be remiss if I didn't spend a couple of days on it.
Is that why we still haven't seen a Jose Uribe obit?
by decidenator on Jan 12, 2007 2:23 PM PST reply actions
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jan 12, 2007 3:03 PM PST reply actions
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jan 12, 2007 3:08 PM PST reply actions
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Uh-oh...
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jan 12, 2007 3:37 PM PST reply actions
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by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jan 12, 2007 3:41 PM PST reply actions
Uninspiring
Nothing in the FA signings that's more interesting than our own farmhands, Hedrick, Palmer, Eddy M-E, and Horwitz. Especially want to see Eddy hit against major league pitchers even if it's only ST.
BTW. Tyler Walker is rehabbing TJ. Won't be ready to pitch until midseason at earliest.
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Who'd often be hit with a loss,
We traded a near-hero
For this Australian zero
Now good only for soft toss.
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"We love the kid's tool," said he.
But son of a bitch,
unless he can pitch,
he'll never be major league ready.
Oops.
by lunaticfridge on Jan 12, 2007 4:04 PM PST up reply actions
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by Rusty the Mechanical Man on Jan 12, 2007 4:56 PM PST reply actions
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My locial reaction is that lefty-righty match-up machine Bochy wants three lefties out of the pen. Any way Moss is converted to reliever? Probably not. Grant's Ryan Meaux prediction more likely. Also: "Meaux"? Is that the noise cats make in France?
T-Cum, The Missing Linc
Sorry, couldn't wait till tomorrow.
Ivan Ochoa
Wrong team for him then:
His anagram's right off its rocker.
Kim's not gonna wow us
With his sumo prowess;
For that, we have Mando and Walker.
by giantnitpick on Jan 13, 2007 7:02 PM PST up reply actions
Bravo
Well, OK, not before one more anagram:
Clay Timpner: My cretin pal
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jan 13, 2007 8:39 PM PST up reply actions
Timmy Franchise
Fiery 'n mismatch
Merits fancy him
Fine, misty charm
We can only hope.
by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jan 12, 2007 9:45 PM PST reply actions
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Even though Rockies fans used to boo him
But for reasons Sabes knows
He just couldn't close
As it turns out, he's way too slim
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this guy plays his heart out
glad hes going to st
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Liked to play "My Little Pony"
When I had to chide him,
I didn't want to ride him,
He complained that he was so lonely.
Saturdays are always weird.
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In real life: Scott McLain Minor League Totals - 17 Season(s) 302 HRs
by bandog on Jan 13, 2007 9:05 PM PST reply actions
I'll play
GLIDE OUR RULER GIZMO Nothing special, just has a cool name
BLAMES URINES RUM is the fastest runner in the system
MINTY PARCEL has great outfield defense
AND NEVER FINKS Not a snitch and already an award winner
MAD TACO WAR has a funky motion but still won 10 games last year
NOT ARACHNID ARSON This centerfielder can steal bases and he does not incinerate spiders
CLASH HOS PORNO How could I not include this one?
CRANKIER PIE didn't do well after being called up to Frenso
by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Jan 16, 2007 12:27 PM PST reply actions

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