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Matt Morris Come To My House And I Will Fight You

Will accept Benitez as your alternate.

1154 N. Poinsettia Place
West Hollywood, CA 90046

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Re: Matt Morris Come To My House And I Will Fight
Everyone else hits him, why shouldn't you?
Let's Go Mets!

by victor frankenstein on Sep 21, 2006 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Re: Matt Morris Come To My House And I Will Fight
I imagine you will try to knock him out early, as usually happens in his starts.
hung up on '02

by BondsApologist on Sep 21, 2006 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Matt Morris Come To My House And I Will Fight
applause
Putting the "Goof" in "Goofus" every day since 1964.

by Goofus on Sep 22, 2006 10:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Matt Morris Come To My House And I Will Fight
I used to play softball near your house.
older brother of wjackalope and Poe

by Lorrimer on Sep 21, 2006 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I Posted this elsewhere
But I wanted to give the McCovey Brains a chance to make me look foolish.... =)
And, I am nowhere near being a doctor.
I apologize in advance if I missed removing any swearing.
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Morris IMPLODES towards the end of the year, and makes everyone wonder WHY IN THE HELL DID WE GIVE HIM $27 Million????
I have to believe that the Giants knew they were overpaying and they knew exactly what they were getting. They were getting a HAS BEEN ACE, who had undergone Tommy John in 1999 and come back with dazzling results. And then in 2004 something was wrong.... he had his worst season of his career and noticeably lost velocity on his fastball....Following the 2004 season he underwent shoulder surgery. Now when talking about Shoulder Surgery, you are talking a pitchers worst nightmare.... For everything that modern science has been able to do for the Elbow, they have NOT been able to do for the Shoulder. Now, in Morris' case we are talking about working in the Shoulder Socket itself, and not the dredded Rotator Cuff.. but it still gives pitchers and GM's the willies.
So Following Morris Shoulder Surgery (Labral Debridement) he was given a clean bill of health and pitched somewhat successfully in 2005. He had a couple of good months, but the velocity never came back.....
So you say "Hell, 2005 Morris??? That sounds great... what happened??......"
Well, its hard to say for sure but one thing sticks out....
In 2005, LaRussa held Morris to a well publicized and strict pitch count of 100, and Morris only threw as many as 104 pitches ONE TIME all regular season.......
In 2006, with Morris on no pitch count, hit or surpassed 104 pitches 19 times... that's NINETEEN TIMES......
Add to that the extra mileage a curveball puts on an arm compared with the fastball....
Add to that the degenerative nature of the Shoulder procedure (see below)....
Add to that his fine line of failure versus success with diminished velocity......
I DONT THINK IT SHOULD SUPRISE ANYONE that MORRIS HAS IMPLODED over his last 5 starts of the year......BALOONING his ERA from a decent 4.47 to a Tomko Like 5.07.......
Yes, so MORRIS the JERK.....has given up 28 runs and 14 walks in his last 5 starts thereby killing any chance the Giants had at the postseason.....

Labral Debridement
I am not an expert, but I know enough about medicine to understand than Debridement is the term used when speaking about the removal of tissue.
Pic of procedure

Click here for article from American Journal of Sports Medicine
Arthroscopic labral debridement was assessed at a minimum of 2 years (average, 43 months) postoperatively. Overall, only 7% of the patients had significant symptomatic relief at followup. However, 72% noted relief of symptoms during the 1st year after surgery, but there was deterioration over time. Conclusion: Arthroscopic labral debridement is not an effective long-term solution for symptomatic relief in the overhead athlete (that means PITCHERS)

(please note: merkin's opinions on pitchers injuries are based upon what little medical reading he has done and on anecdotal evidence he has obtained by following baseball the last 20 years)

by merkin on Sep 21, 2006 11:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Re: I Posted this elsewhere
My goodness, did I ever think that was a vulva. I was heading straight for the delete tag....

Carry on.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 21, 2006 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: I Posted this elsewhere
LOL

I think its represents the shoulder socket of someone who has been called a "vulva."

by merkin on Sep 21, 2006 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Re: I Posted this elsewhere
>I was heading straight for the delete tag....

C'mon, the Swedes make perfectly fine cars. And safe, too. I don't see what your problem is.

Never mind whatever I do!!! Fan is my tresure!!!

by leftymalo on Sep 21, 2006 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, you're lucky
You're a few blocks too far east to have had my stinking carcass passed out in your front yard this past Saturday.

Oh, and I'll make the drinks for the Morris party.

by antinous on Sep 21, 2006 11:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Do IT
Instead of accepting Benitez as an alternate, you should make it a double team match. Travis Ishikawa can be the round card girl.

Morris has said several times that he is not content with his performance this season.

Congradulations on leading the league in losses. If you were really concerned about how your season has effected the team, give some of that money back asshole.

With a 10/15 record on a 27mil/3yr contract, we are paying 360000 per decision. The Giants have paid Morris $5,400,000 in losses this year. If he really wanted to be a mentor, he'd give that money to Cain, or some kind of "don't suck at life charit fund".

Cerrano wants some extra power for tonight. He's looking to sacrifice a live chicken.

by SigChiJas on Sep 22, 2006 3:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Re: Matt Morris Come To My House And I Will Fight
I was going to refrain from saying this but Morris=Tomko, minus about 7.5 million big ones.

by out machine on Sep 22, 2006 7:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Re: Matt Morris Come To My House And I Will Fight
Let's send him to the Dodgers, then.
If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. -George Orwell

by StopBeingSoKate on Sep 22, 2006 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

To paraphrase Yo La Tengo:
I am not afraid of Matt Morris and I will beat his ass.

by Kitspool on Sep 22, 2006 8:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Re: Matt Morris Come To My House
Whatever his pitching troubles, Morris is not an assshole.  He's a classy stand up guy.  If anyone's to blame it's Sabean for signing him to this ludicrous contract.  

by orangeandblackattack on Sep 22, 2006 8:14 AM PDT reply actions  

Re: Matt Morris Come To My House
and Crazy Phil for insisting on pitching him when even a blind,deaf-mute understands Morris is a mess.
El Dopo-GONE! Mando and Crazy Phil Next please!

by E Ticket on Sep 22, 2006 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Matt Morris Come To My House
Who else is going to throw in there?  The whole starting staff has gone down the toilet in unison.  
Putting the "Goof" in "Goofus" every day since 1964.

by Goofus on Sep 22, 2006 10:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Matt Morris Come To My House
Hennessey.  Correia.  Niekro.  Finley.  You.  Pretty much anyone would be a better bet at this point.

by Skaldheim on Sep 22, 2006 10:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Re: Matt Morris Come To My House And I Will Fight
There's just not much more you can say about Morris. He's not a bad guy or anything, but just a terrible pitcher. And I don't buy the standard "innings eater" argument because eating innings with a 5.09 era is NOT helping your team. In fact, 200 innings of that type of pitching is a good way to kill a teams playoff chances.

2 more years, @ $20M ... sigh.

by mxmob33 on Sep 22, 2006 9:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Heh
That was an elegant and concise statement of your opinion, Mr. Jackson.  I couldn't help but laugh.

by Skaldheim on Sep 22, 2006 10:12 AM PDT reply actions  

Re:
This diary has the best title ever.
When Benitez steps on the mound, it's "Bye bye, baby!"

by Natto on Sep 22, 2006 11:40 AM PDT reply actions  

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