Caption Competition - Vizquel

by Brother Bummer on Aug 31, 2006 11:33 PM PDT 24 comments

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It's Easy, if you know the Rumba

These Stan Conte Agility Tests are getting more lifelike all the time.

by Moggeee on Aug 31, 2006 11:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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I am crushing your head! Crushing! Crush!

Never mind whatever I do!!! Fan is my tresure!!!

by leftymalo on Sep 1, 2006 12:19 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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Mom just sent me the DVDs for first four seasons of the Kids.
My in-laws don't understand the humor, but my wife's getting it. She loved the head crusher.

by Giant Fan in Singapore on Sep 1, 2006 12:26 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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I was always fond of Simon and Hecubus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7mwpYiVuY8

Click for The Sheboygan Review, the official sausage of the SF Giants Fans Board

by merkin on Sep 1, 2006 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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Vizquel: "You know that whole breaking-up-the-double-play thing?  Yeah, just... just stop.  It'll save us both some precious time, not to mention avoid stuff like this little head-stomping incident, which I really do feel bad about..."

"Baseball is life, the rest is just details."

by nick on Sep 1, 2006 1:04 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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Gravity doesn't pull on Omar.  Omar pulls on gravity.

club ph34r - comics! rally hippo - crappier comics!

by Natto on Sep 1, 2006 1:07 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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Omar prepares for his career after baseball in Cirque du Soleil.

by Snof on Sep 1, 2006 1:24 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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Phil Niekro got a kick out of watching his nephew Lance's team stomping the competition...

Let's get Mikey to eat it. He won't eat it,he hates everything. He likes it! Hey Mikey!

by victor frankenstein on Sep 1, 2006 4:31 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's obvious

Christ, what an asshole.
http://modernarthur.com/blog/christwhatanasshole.html

Saving countless runs with my defense

by lyricalkiller on Sep 1, 2006 7:22 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

how about....

this is how the west does it boiiiigh.
atlanta is in the east. never forget that. never forget 1993.

I wish John Miller would just commentate my life.

by fanofvanlandingham on Sep 1, 2006 7:40 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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Hey Armando, do you think I'm still out of position?  dick.

by pme on Sep 1, 2006 7:51 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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With apologies to Lionel Ritchie...

"Oh what a feeling (da da da da da)
When I'm dancin' on your ceiling!"

Putting the "Goof" in "Goofus" every day since 1964.

by Goofus on Sep 1, 2006 8:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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Damn, I wish that was Jose Mesa.

The Dodgers are evil.

by irwin on Sep 1, 2006 8:53 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Dude...

Where'd the ground go?"

I blame F.P. Santangelo, while F.P. somehow blames Kuiper.

by WalrusMan on Sep 1, 2006 9:23 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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"I have achieved total consciousness."

by Brother Bummer on Sep 1, 2006 9:40 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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BBBCAWWW!!!

by sfmaynard on Sep 1, 2006 10:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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"So... wanna go back to my place?"

by Cleophus on Sep 1, 2006 10:33 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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Yeah...Pull my finger again asshole

El Dopo-GONE! Mando and Crazy Phil Next please!

by E Ticket on Sep 1, 2006 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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I told you already, no talking about sharks!

I use my hand, to wipe my tears. And I blame Saybean.

by McPeePee on Sep 1, 2006 10:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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Can you tell I had beans and rice for dinner?

When Benitez steps on the mound, it's "Bye-Bye Baby!"

by Natto on Sep 1, 2006 10:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ground Control

Every time I re-enter Earth's atmosphere, a freakin' dork ruins my two-point landing.

by Moggeee on Sep 2, 2006 1:18 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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Every time a Brave gets stomped
An Omar gets his wings

Humm Baby!

by Kid Fresh on Sep 2, 2006 10:21 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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You step on my base - I step on your head.

by rcrusoe on Sep 2, 2006 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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I turn double plays, you turn homosexual.  I kill you; I'm Omar Vizquel.

When Benitez steps on the mound, it's "Bye-Bye Baby!"

by Natto on Sep 2, 2006 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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