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Let's play a game...

I apologize in advance for a relatively silly diary.  Quality control asshats please go easy on me (Wait a second, I AM the quality control asshat.  Errr, am I suppossed to sarcastically criticize myself now?)  On to the admittedly limited point.

I mentally wrote off our bipolar team when they fell 6 games behind in the standing recently.  Given our recent manic phase though, I reluctantly rejoin you steadfast individuals who remained true (kudos to you, btw).  So in honor of the Giants decision to actually, you know, contend, please fill in the in the blanks.

  1. The Giants remind me most of a _____
  2. Armando Benitez is to talent as ____ is to _____
  3. Todd Linden entertains himself during games by _____
  4. When Matt Morris sleeps he dreams of ____
  5. Omar Vizquel is _____

    I'll start:

  6. The Giants remind me most of a girlfriend who is hated by all your friends, who hooks up with other dudes in the bathroom of dive bars, but who, despite being irredeemably ugly, somehow manages to keep you around
  7. Armando Benitez is to talent as French marriage vows are to expectations of fidelty
  8. Todd Linden entertains himself during games by playing Suidoku. Of course, Todd plays by ignoring the easy numbers and filling the hard ones in at random
  9. When Matt Morris sleeps he dreams of curveballs...sweet, sweet curveballs.
  10. Omar Vizquel is dreamy

This FanPost is reader-generated, and it does not necessarily reflect the views of McCovey Chronicles. If the author uses filler to achieve the minimum word requirement, a moderator may edit the FanPost for his or her own amusement.

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