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Art-mando

I'd like to have all of our Benitez-related artwork in one place.  Please post it here if you have any.

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Of course, the third one was Natto's, but it has to be represented.

by Grant on Jul 26, 2006 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Art-mando
Grand Moff Armando.  I love it!

by Skaldheim on Jul 26, 2006 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Art-mando
Who has the hands of fate one?
I use my hand, to wipe my tears. And I blame Saybean.

by McPeePee on Jul 26, 2006 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Art-mando
Although this could be misinterpreted as in support of him:

Suggestions for making it more sarcastic?

by pme on Jul 26, 2006 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!
That is definately going in my collection.
"'alice' was a very importent show to the hip-hop community, that show had mad flo" --pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth

by SerpentX on Jul 26, 2006 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

May I suggest a background element...
A sky-sized Giant Pennant shredded and burning because of the mushroom cloud would get the point across.

Also, Serpent's copyright in the lower right corner.

by Moggeee on Jul 26, 2006 11:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Art-mando
A picture of Tommy Lasorda laughing would dry the point home - like a spike through the skull.

by APGiantsFan on Jul 27, 2006 7:16 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, found it
Mighty Casey would have taken Armando Benitez deep.

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 26, 2006 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Art-mando
I can't take credit for this one, but it fits in well with the Peanuts theme we have going on this site.


http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=303

club ph34r - comics! rally hippo - crappier comics!

by Natto on Jul 26, 2006 10:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Art-mando
I guess it could be the general, all-purpose Giants bullpen image.
club ph34r - comics! rally hippo - crappier comics!

by Natto on Jul 26, 2006 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sinfest rules
I'm glad to see someone else knows about it.

I wish that guy was a Giants or baseball fan...he could probably be the American version of that Korean comic.

That, and 'Nique is hot, far too hot for a girl with that name.

by BruteSentiment on Jul 26, 2006 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Art-mando
OK, I give up - how do I get the pic to show up in the body of the post?  Sorry for the lame-o Q - usually I can figure this out...

by uncle bob on Jul 26, 2006 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Art-mando
[img src="URL of image"]

Only use <> instead of [].

Mighty Casey would have taken Armando Benitez deep.

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 26, 2006 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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<img src="http://www.rnward.com/images/armandoblimp.jpg"

by uncle bob on Jul 26, 2006 10:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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one more time (it's not really THAT good anyway)

by uncle bob on Jul 26, 2006 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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Oh, the humanity!
"I want to dip my balls in it." Louie

by MeSoKrabby on Jul 27, 2006 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: Art-mando
-- Born Yesterday

by thatdog on Jul 26, 2006 10:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I just whipped this up, I must really be bored
OK, this may be "art" in only the very loosest sense, but oh well.

Sing these to the tune of ABBA's "Fernando"

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Did you hear the call Armando?
I remember in 2000 on a windy night like this
Down at Pac Bell Park Armando
You were thumping on your chest and hanging sliders near and far
I could hear the distant crack
And J.T. Snow's deep drive was shooting toward the stars

You're our closer now Armando
Every inning every fastball seems to go right down the chute
We are so afraid Armando
We were young and full of life and we all held our heads up high
And we're not ashamed to say
The work of Beck and Robb Nen almost made us cry

You were choking in the ninth that night
You're such a fright, Armando
There was Jeffrey Maier and Grissom too
You piece of poo, Armando
Ev'ry time you pitch you always lose
We will regret
Now it's time to blow the game again
You suck, get bent, Armando

What've you got to say Armando?
And since many years I haven't seen you throw a 1-2-3
Can't you beat the Bums Armando?
Do you still recall the other night we pulled out all our hair?
I can see it in your eyes
How pissed you were that Omar stood right over there

There was nothing in your arm that night
Try as you might, Armando
In the playoffs leads evaporate
You're not so great, Armando
You'll come up with some stupid excuse
I'd surely bet
Then you'll just say something lame again
Go count to ten, Armando

You were choking in the ninth that night
You're such a fright, Armando
There was Jeffrey Maier and Grissom too
You piece of poo, Armando
Ev'ry time you pitch you always lose
We will regret
Now it's time to blow the game again
You suck, get bent, Armando
Yes, now it's time to blow the game again
You suck, get bent, Armando

Mighty Casey would have taken Armando Benitez deep.

by Stuttering John Tamargo on Jul 26, 2006 10:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: Art-mando
Take Him Out of the Ballgame: Version Salemicus

Take him out of the ball game,
Take him out of the game,
He feasts on peanuts and Cracker Jacks
His high-90s fastball is not coming back
We all root root root for the home team
He doesn't, and it's a shame
Cos it's one, two, three balls then a walk
And Benitez blows a save!

-

And Take Him Out of the Ballgame: Version Lyle

Take him out of the ballgame,
Before he's killed by the crowd;
Sell him for peanuts or crackerjack,
Please, just don't let him ever come back.
Give the boot, boot, boot to Armando.
If he gets in it's a shame.
For it's one...more...reason to boo
At the old ballgame.

Coming to you by proxy

by howtheyscored on Jul 27, 2006 12:28 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Take Him Out of the Ballgame
Version E:

Take him out of the ballgame
Take him down to the crowd
Let them beat him till he don't say Jack
Until he's a bloody pulp that's never coming back
It's thump, thump, thump by the home team
If he doesn't die it's a shame
So, it's one, two, three shots to the head
And Armando's dead!

by GiantJim on Jul 27, 2006 8:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Best. Thread. Ever!

Flossing a dead horse

by kenshin1 on Jul 27, 2006 7:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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