1) I am never going to drink a single drop of Gino du Pinot, never, never, ever. If anyone offers it to me, be they Giant or vertically-challenged, I will throw it in that poltroon's face and put on some Snow (the guy from Toronto) to show them how real white rap is done.
Put your offday Giants Truths in the comments. If you don't, I'll just spam it all day.