Hee- you thought I would post 10! No, I want to see all this fine group's love for one of the good old slop-hackers to shine through. I'm sure you were all surprised and saddened, as I was, that poor Edgardo was swept out of NotLA. Maybe it can be a petition to Sabean to resign this great contributor, at which point he could be traded to NotLA for a player to be named later.
I'll get you started:
10. Benitez would look like a better player in comparison.