Bring on that mop top band of Backstreet Boy dropouts. If I have to hear about how hot Crosby, Zito and Chavez are one more time I am going to quit my job, put all three in a burlap sack, throw them in the trunk of my car, drive down to Orlando, hire a dance instructor, find the most dilapidated buliding I can, lock all four in it for three strait weeks, send them on a tour of all the shopping malls in Eastern Europe, sit back and watch the money start rolling in.
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