Bonds injecting.....calories

by Moggeee on Mar 23, 2006 1:11 PM PST Comment 19 comments

When I saw a string here mention "Sir Fatty Fat," I'm sorry, but I immediately thought the regal reference was to Bonds, who carries much junk in the trunk heading into 2006. It's inevitable, I suppose, but still ironic -- the closer he gets to Ruth, the more he resembles him. Pretty soon Bonds will be doing that little fat-man birdwalk around the bases after his home runs, just like the Bambino.

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Re: Bonds injecting.....calories

See, my first thought was that it was about how Alfonzo is doing with the Tustin Angels of Irvine. But Edgardo's never been knighted, y'see, so that makes him just plain "Mr. Fatty Fat". Sir Fatty Fat can only be Ponson.

Not that I am in any shape to be throwing stones...

by EliminateMe on Mar 23, 2006 2:10 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Re: Bonds injecting.....calories

...and not that Bonds can be lumped together with the likenesses of Ponson or Alfonzo, but if it were referring to him, I believe it would officially be His Royal Highness Fatty Fat (HRH Fatty Fat for short).

-- Born Yesterday

by thatdog on Mar 23, 2006 2:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Re: Bonds injecting.....calories

Or scones.

Go Giants!!!

by Martin BiasedGiantsFanatic on Mar 23, 2006 3:03 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Mmmmmm

Scones.

Hmm....I didn't know that.

by WalrusMan on Mar 23, 2006 3:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Re: Mmmmmm

Yes, scones. As Rhoda Morgenstern would say, "Why do I bother eating these things? I should just apply them directly to my hips."

by sularz on Mar 23, 2006 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Re: Mmmmmm

with lemon curd

double mmmmm

My girlfriend drafted me because I did well on the the wonderlick test

by Goofus on Mar 24, 2006 10:20 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Re: Mmmmmm

Shut the hell up. None of you probably know how hellish it is to live with a pastry chef. Argh! My blood sugar! My weight! Is that insulin? Oh crap!

by Skaldheim on Mar 24, 2006 3:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

You poor poor man...

I can only imagine the true horror of eating tasty freshly cooked food with regularity. Have I mentioned that I cannot frickin' remember the last time I ate a meal that did not come in a box with microwave instructions?

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad, brings him down...but not down enough to have the blues.

by kenshin1 on Mar 24, 2006 3:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Re: You poor poor man...

So, Mrs. Kenshin is not the domestic type I take it. Or are you saving yourself for Omar the Magnificent.

"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f***ing amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Mar 24, 2006 3:49 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Alas...

I belive Him already taken. He cooks for me in my dreams though <sigh>

I am currently without a better half. My vicious cycle consists of not wanting to date with anyone in my extremely small class for fear of gossip and awkwardness (imagine high school with more sex and alcohol) and, yet, only hanging out with girls from my class.

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad, brings him down...but not down enough to have the blues.

by kenshin1 on Mar 24, 2006 4:13 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Re: Alas...

c'mon, sack up and stop giving a crap about awkwardness. [says the guy who hasn't asked out the pretty girl in the office. But I have a good excuse.]

If someone asks you to take an extreme tequila shot, *say no*.

by irwin on Mar 24, 2006 4:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I hear...

women dig star wars. ;-)

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad, brings him down...but not down enough to have the blues.

by kenshin1 on Mar 24, 2006 4:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Dang

all this time, I'd been using Star Trek

If someone asks you to take an extreme tequila shot, *say no*.

by irwin on Mar 24, 2006 4:38 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Re: Alas...

(imagine high school with more sex and alcohol)

Okay. That'll keep me busy for a few weeks.

Dude, can't you get liquored up and make some joke about "playing doctor"?

by Grant on Mar 24, 2006 4:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

My personal favorite

One of my friends had a routine in gross anatomy lab where whenever a girl came over and asked to see his "body" (read: cadavear), he would say "sure" and start to take of his shirt.

I meant high school as in a people gossiping about who is hooking up with who and little cliques of girls getting into wars over boys. Definately not good times.

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad, brings him down...but not down enough to have the blues.

by kenshin1 on Mar 24, 2006 5:08 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Re: My personal favorite

I meant high school as in a people gossiping about who is hooking up with who and little cliques of girls getting into wars over boys. Definately not good times.

Not to sound callous, but that sounds awesome.

by Grant on Mar 24, 2006 5:23 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

So my friends keep telling...

me. <sigh> I need to get off my ass and get a girl drunk!

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad, brings him down...but not down enough to have the blues.

by kenshin1 on Mar 24, 2006 6:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Just Kidding

kind of

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad, brings him down...but not down enough to have the blues.

by kenshin1 on Mar 24, 2006 6:48 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Re: My personal favorite

One of my friends had a routine in gross anatomy lab where whenever a girl came over and asked to see his "body" (read: cadavear), he would say "sure" and start to take of his shirt.

KIDS! Do NOT attempt this unless you have a torso some woman would actually want to look at. If you don't know, ask.

by zenbitz on Mar 27, 2006 10:14 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs