When I saw a string here mention "Sir Fatty Fat," I'm sorry, but I immediately thought the regal reference was to Bonds, who carries much junk in the trunk heading into 2006. It's inevitable, I suppose, but still ironic -- the closer he gets to Ruth, the more he resembles him. Pretty soon Bonds will be doing that little fat-man birdwalk around the bases after his home runs, just like the Bambino.