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There is that small part of me that wanted Bonds to go away. After #s 751, 752, and 753, there's going to be a media blitz like never before. You can read the headlines already: Why I Won't Cheer. Amazing Disgrace! Where Have You Gone, Horatio Alger? Penguin Rape Up 58%: Thanks, Barry.  It'll come at a furious pace, and we'll all want to grab the national media by their collective lapels and beg them to just let the Giants suck in peace. We cheered every homerun, and now we'll have to pay for it like a character in some Greek myth.

But if there is a chance the Giants won't suck - and I maintain there is a small chance they won't - they will need Barry there. Even if just for 100 games, his OBP is crucial, and he's the only real power threat the Giants have. You know this. I know this. Apparently, the Giants know this. Bruce Jenkins might need a little more convincing, but I knew that. You knew that.

This has to be a short column because there are demons and imps taking pickaxes to my tonsils and sinuses right now. So I'll go straight to the comment starter, which is a simple list of priorites:

  1. Figure out how to get Richie Sexson or Pat Burrell without giving up Matt Cain, Noah Lowry, or Jonathan Sanchez. Or, figure out a way to snag Adam LaRoche, for whom I would trade Sanchez and, maybe, Lowry.
  2. One more righty reliever - David Riske, please - and one more lefty reliever. If Darren Oliver comes dirt cheap, I actually would take him. His peripherals were solid last year, which was his first as a reliever. Kline wouldn't be so bad to have back.
  3. One more starter of the Jamey Wright variety. I like Hennessey more as a reliever, and the team will need someone behind Cain/Morris/Lowry/Sanchez. Go for an old guy who will only want a one-year deal, or a cheap deal on a reclamation project like Tomo Ohka.
It isn't a perfect list, but I can always blame the fever if it reads ridiculously.

Edit: It wasn't made especially clear up there, but I still really, really, really wanted Barry back. Let there be no confusion on that point.

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Re: Title
Well, the Giants took care of the Lefty.  They just re-signed Steve Kline for 2 years and $3.5M.
(Guessing 1.5M per year + another $1.5M Option of .5M Buyout).  As for the Righty,  let Bochy make what we need out of what we have.

At this point I would pass on trying to trade for a bat.  It just ain't going to happen without Cain, Lowry, or Sanchez.  Instead I would do what ever it takes to sign Barry Zito with the 2007 dollars that would have gone to this bat and whatever future dollars it takes.

by giantsrainman on Dec 8, 2006 11:02 AM PST reply actions  

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YES!! Sign Zito!!! we will have very good to great pitching for the next bunch of years!! We can improve the rest from there!!

by whataboutbob on Dec 11, 2006 6:03 AM PST up reply actions  

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First off, the Barry signing is fantastic news. The run up to the record will be ridiculous and frustrating, but the home runs will still be awesome. As for the comment starters:
  1. Do we have to ban you from your own site?
  2. Grant has ESP, Giants sign Kline.
  3. I have a bad feeling they'll go for someone more expensive and not that good, or they'll go insane and pay Zito 150 million. Yay!
Barry. Home Runs. Barry. Walks. Good.
My VORP is higher than your VORP.

by Poe on Dec 8, 2006 11:05 AM PST reply actions  

Re: Title
  1. There's got to be a Benitez for Burrell deal sitting there in Philly just waiting for Gillick to give the okay. I like Sexson, and Seattle has been pegged as having a horrible offseason thus far, but I think they'll want Lowry or Sanchez and I'd rather have LaRoche for that price.
  2. You got your wish Grant. No, the Giants didn't trade Feliz for Cabrera, Kline was resigned. You can put me in the "Sign Riske" camp. Besides his pitching abilities, think of all the bad puns that come with a reliver with such a name.
  3. I'm a little worried about this last point because when Sabean hears fifth starter, I'm afraid he's going to go the Suppan route and I don't want to go there. We already have too many ex-Padre batters and now we're going to be the city where old Cardinals pitchers retire to stud? Ugh.
"I want to dip my balls in it." Louie

by MeSoKrabby on Dec 8, 2006 11:06 AM PST reply actions  

Re: Title
  1. Aubrey Huff
  2. We just signed Kline to 2 more years. Adding Everyday Eddie would be nice, if it wasn't for too long or too much.
  3. Tony Armas
We'd be pretty good if we didn't suck so bad.

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2006 11:08 AM PST reply actions  

Re: Title
agreed. we need a bat for 1B. burrell or sexson would be fantastic. it seems like we would need to dump armando's salary to take on either of them. does anyone have the latest payroll numbers? i wonder if some of barry's 16M is deferred. sexson or burrell would cost us about $13M per year (not counting armando's $7M or so).

i really hope that bringing barry back doesn't mean that we have stopped looking for another bat (however, knowing the giants, i think it has).

by benson11 on Dec 8, 2006 11:14 AM PST reply actions  

Re: Title
The signing of Barry pretty much means the team isn't looking to sign anymore bats.  It doesn't exclude Sabean working any trades.  If anyone is willing to take Benitez, I'm sure Brian is listening.

As for deferring Barry's salary, it's definately possible.  I do remember, however, that the new CBA limits the amount ACTUALLY deferred to only 2M/yr and anything beyond that has to be reserved with this year's cash.

by sfgfan on Dec 8, 2006 11:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
You think the run-up to the Bonds record is going to be horrible?  Wait for the decompression afterwards if this roster looks like it does now.

Biggest baseball hangover in the history of mankind once the All Star Game is over.  Which means even more face time around here for the most despicable man in baseball. Bud Selig.

Save The Pitcher. Save The World

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2006 11:15 AM PST reply actions  

Re: Title
better to have this media circus this year when the team is not likely to contend. What worries me most is if Bonds ends the season with 754 or 755.
We'd be pretty good if we didn't suck so bad.

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2006 11:17 AM PST reply actions  

Re: Title
Now go wash your mouth out with soap! Blasphemy
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by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2006 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
for which part?

I suppose I'm a "realist" when it comes to looking at our chances in the 2007 campaign. Do I hope they win 100 games and romp through the playoffs? Absolutely. Will that happen? Absolutely not.

I simply don't see a contender at this point, though there are still some pieces to add. I pretty much see the same team as last year with a little more speed and a lot less pop, less starting pitching and a younger bullpen, though with a much better manager (mediocre as opposed to senile). On this subject, the rose-colored glasses don't exist.

As for Bonds, I'll put my pro-Bonds record up against anyone, and I expect that he'll play about 120 games and put up 25-30 homers next year, assuming he is healthy. At his age, you just don't know, but as of now there isn't a reason to believe he'll miss too much time for any serious injury.

We'd be pretty good if we didn't suck so bad.

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2006 12:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
"a little more speed"?  I don't remember our numbers but wasn't Roberts stolen bases total about the same as the Giants entire team total?  Roberts had 45 or 46 stolen bases, whereas Vizquel had 22 or 24 SB, Winn maybe high single digits and there was no one else really stealing bases for the Giants.  That's a lot more speed, based on stolen bases.
Now sign the big boy....

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Dec 8, 2006 4:27 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
ok, they added one guy who's fast. The rest of the team got older and slower. You're parsing...
We'd be pretty good if we didn't suck so bad.

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2006 8:35 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
And now the TEAM will get about double the stolen bases they had last year, which is my focus.  

But I guess if you are focusing on a player by player basis, yes, they are slower, so I see your point, but all I really care about is the net effect and overall, I think the team will be "faster" in terms of stealing more bases, which I think will add runs to our meager offense.

One other plus I've thought about is that Roberts learned at the feet of Maury Wills and Wills taught him how to not only steal, but to keep a high stolen base percentage (damn, just realized that means Pierre might get better...) so with him here three years, just think of the benefits of him teaching all the speedsters in our system - Sanders, Burriss, Richardson, etc. - how to use their speed more effectively in stealing bases.  That might even make Ellison a better backup OF if he could steal better, though he's probably in AAA next season.

Now sign the big boy....

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Dec 10, 2006 8:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
for which part?

Bonds getting less than 756.  I don't see that happening as things now stand.  Having said that, much of it has to do with what kind of weight he is packing.  The older one gets, the less the body tolerates extra poundage. Ironically, the older one gets, the harder it is to keep poundage off.

Save The Pitcher. Save The World

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2006 5:13 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
  1. FIRST BASE: If Sexson or Burrell are acquired, Aurilia gets pushed to the bench, and Frandsden gets bumped to never-never land. Might be a good time for the Giants to shop Frandsen. Mando & Frandsen for either Sexson or Burrell "only" adds $5m in pay-roll. The Giants line-up goes from average to good; the bench from unproven to solid. Sabean earns extra credit if one of the other teams throws in cash.
  2. BULLPEN: Kline. As good as anything else out there. Bochy loves his righty-lefty match-ups, so nice to have a proven lefty. Hopefully Tachner can hold his own. Low Riske, high reward is cool, and don't forget about re-signing Chulk.
  3. If Sabean actually pulls off a trade for a bat to protect Barry, then it is worth it to go for broke and do the backloaded contract dance with Zito.

by Kid Fresh on Dec 8, 2006 11:26 AM PST reply actions  

Low Riske, high reward!
Nice!

Chulk is under contract; he isn't even arbitration-eligible yet. I'm irrationally pro-Taschner, for what it's worth. I'm going to go out on a limb and state that his true value probably lies somewhere between his 1.59 ERA in 2005 and his 8.38 ERA in 2006.

"Robb Nen is going to get you" - Benito Santiago to Chipper Jones, 10/7/02

by Pants Man on Dec 8, 2006 12:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Low Riske, high reward!
Whoa, are you sure you want to go as far as to say that?

I like Tasch too, and I'm rooting for him, partly cause I like him and partly because we need everyone to pitch in if we're going to do anything this season.  :^)

Now sign the big boy....

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Dec 8, 2006 10:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
David Riske and Tomo Ohka would be nice additions.  Riske is consistently good.  Ohka could be very good - he has a career ERA+ of 111 - but he at least won't suck.

Having some pitching mediocrity is a good thing, especially if it is cheap.  Ohka has upside, too, and I would much rather have him than Gil Meche, especially if Meche is going to command Dreifort prices.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Dec 8, 2006 11:33 AM PST reply actions  

Re: Title
Looks like Meche and Gary Matthews are getting the same contract. Which will be worse?

by Evan on Dec 8, 2006 11:46 AM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
That's like asking me if I would rather have the turd sandwich or the turd burrito for lunch.

I guess Matthews.  While he isn't very good, and could immediately suck, he is already 32.  He isn't getting any better, and the end years of that contract are going to be really horrible.

Meche is 28 and likely still has a career year ahead of him.  He could still break out, and he did strike out a lot of batters last year.  With teams always looking for pitching, he has to be really really bad to be untradeable.  Plus, he could always contribute as an overpaid reliever.  

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Dec 8, 2006 12:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
Meche.
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." - Jimi Hendrix

by GiantJim on Dec 8, 2006 12:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
Really. At least Matthews can sort of hit. Meche has never been better than mediocre.
Read SFDugout. It'll make you a better person.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 8, 2006 12:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Royals
Mmmmmmm... more Mark Davis please!

by dangjackson on Dec 8, 2006 2:52 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
I think you're making a lot of sense, actually.
Read SFDugout. It'll make you a better person.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 8, 2006 12:24 PM PST reply actions  

Penguin rape, eh?
I guess Inhofe and Santorum will have to find something to occupy their newfound free time.
"You can't spell 'monkey' without 'money.'"

by monkeyball on Dec 8, 2006 12:25 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Penguin rape, eh?
I'm pretty sure we all wanted him back , O Webmasterer.

Except Mr. RIVera.

Your message here!

by victor frankenstein on Dec 8, 2006 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Heeeee's Back!!!!!!
and I must accept it. As a lifelong Giants fan I root my team to win every game.  But I will not be celebarting any HR records.

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2006 8:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
Anybody have any idea what Mark Mulder's contract is going to look like? I couldn't even venture a guess at this point.

Either way, it's getting late enough in the game that we should probably consider one starter who is about as much "of the Jamey Wright variety" as you can get: Jamey Wright.

Some $1-$5M choices to round out the staff:
Tomo Okha
David Wells
John Thomson
Brian Lawrence
Chan Ho Park
Too Knee Arm Ass Jr.
Steve Trachsel
Jamey Wright

Or if we really want to scrape the bottom of the barrel:
Mark Redman
Shawn Estes
Seth Etherton
Pedro Astacio
Bruce Chen
Jason Johnson
Sterling Hitchcock
Ramon Ortiz
Runelvys Hernandez
Sidney Ponson
Brian Moehler
Russ Ortiz
Various pitchers to be non-tendered at a later date

I apologize if any of you were trying to eat your lunch while reading that list.

"Robb Nen is going to get you" - Benito Santiago to Chipper Jones, 10/7/02

by Pants Man on Dec 8, 2006 12:32 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Title
Didn't Thomson sign with Seattle?

At any rate, Ohka is the jewel of that list, sad as it may be.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Dec 8, 2006 12:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
Latest Rotoworld news:

The Mariners indicated to John Thomson's agent that he'll be a fallback option if they don't land their primary targets at the winter meetings.

Seattle needs at least two and maybe three starting pitchers, and Thomson would be an inexpensive choice to fill one of the holes. If the Mariners decide he's not a priority, it won't be long before someone sneaks in and grabs him.

"Robb Nen is going to get you" - Benito Santiago to Chipper Jones, 10/7/02

by Pants Man on Dec 8, 2006 12:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
I'd like Park Chan Ho to come our way.  And (hoping that I get banned again) that we swing Mr. Burrell for Benitez.

by Kent @ McCovey Chronicles on Dec 8, 2006 4:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
Pray tell, what in the world do you see in Chan Ho Park?
Save The Pitcher. Save The World

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2006 5:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
I see a ho.
Your message here!

by victor frankenstein on Dec 8, 2006 7:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
He sucks, but he'd be cheap and I think that he'd have some upside as a spot starter/long reliever.  Now that I see that our 40 man roster is full, who knows...  

by Kent @ McCovey Chronicles on Dec 8, 2006 10:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
Nice to be wanted (sort of).

"I'll marry you if my first choice don't work out, OK?"

Now sign the big boy....

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Dec 8, 2006 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
My prediction is David Wells and Russ Ortiz will be in Scottsdale with the Giants when spring rolls around. Perhaps Estes out of the pen?

by Kid Fresh on Dec 8, 2006 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
"rolls around"... nice.

by zenbitz on Dec 8, 2006 1:44 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
Competing in the Annual ElMando-ElThighler-ELivan Memorial Pie Eating Contest.

WTF? Do Sabaen and Magowan have a cellulite fetish or something? My word, the number of fat asses that come oozing their way through GiantLand is amazing.

Save The Pitcher. Save The World

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2006 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
Russ Ortiz sucks.
While this may be an idiot's knee-jerk reaction , it's based a little on what he had done lately to the D-Blanks.

Um...thank you , Russ.

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by victor frankenstein on Dec 8, 2006 7:48 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
Shockingly, I think he was even worse with the Os later in the season. I seem to remember an infinite era or something.  I cannot confirm this though because I am unwilling to look his numbers up - call it some sort of superstition where if I look his #s up the Giants will sign him.

by amoose on Dec 9, 2006 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
"spring rolls" ...nice.
"Just another ahahahaha... laugher."

by capnk on Dec 9, 2006 12:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
For what it's worth, Tomo Ohka is probably in the $7-9 million a year range, at this offseason's prices.

by hometownboy on Dec 8, 2006 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Dumpster Diving
As long as we're dumpster diving:

Steve Trachsel ALWAYS kills us.  Why not have him on the inside of the tent pissing out?

I love Mark Redman as a #5 starter.

by DrBGiantsfan on Dec 8, 2006 10:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Dumpster Diving
I wouldn't have a problem with Trachsel. He would almost certainly contribute more than Jason Marquis, who just signed a $20M+ deal.

I do worry that when we've used your "tent" strategy in the past, players like Portugal and Finley have done an awful lot of pissing inside the tent.

But the price is right, and Febreeze is on sale at Target.

"Robb Nen is going to get you" - Benito Santiago to Chipper Jones, 10/7/02

by Pants Man on Dec 9, 2006 9:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Wright
The times Wright's sinker was working it looked unhittable. It just seems he didn't know how to pitch and would space out. With the stuff he has perhaps he is still salvagable or maybe could be a reliver, concentration for one inning may solve the problem he had where it seemed he smooked one between innings.

Well's will be our 5th starter. He's wanted to pitch here last year and Bochy will bring him in. At least it'll only be a year.

We have more pitching options then hitting options and I'd feel a lot safer taking a chance with a young Lincicum or Minch then trying to find anyone to protect Bonds in our system. Then again, Niekro brakes out for 30 HR this year and wins a gold glove. Opps, I was just hanging out with Wright.

by Giant Escape on Dec 8, 2006 1:37 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Wright
Wright, like Munter, throws like a girl.
Wells, throws like a drunk.
Pass on both
Save The Pitcher. Save The World

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2006 5:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Wright
Oh, this is so close.

Wright throws like a girl.
David Wells throws like a drunk
Please god, pass on both.

Now it's a Haiku.

by zenbitz on Dec 8, 2006 10:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Logic 101
Wright throws like a girl.
David Wells throws like a drunk

Therefore, David Wright throw like a drunk girl

Biggest mankinder in the history of no brain.

by Goofus on Dec 9, 2006 9:31 AM PST up reply actions  

Re: Wright
Sometimes throwing like a drunk = perfect game.

I envision Sabean's final moves:

Wells- 1 yr/$2m
Riske -2 yr/$4m

Then the Giants' off-season is done, unless Sabes can move
El Guardo Logo / The Fat Man / Livan Part 2 / Mando.

by Kid Fresh on Dec 9, 2006 8:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Barry
I have mixed feelings about Bonds coming back, but I'm mostly pleased. This contract is way way way way way better than the ideas Sabean was kicking around for Matthews, Lee, Pierre, etc. It looks like the Giants may emerge from this offseason without taking on a crippling longterm contract.

To have even a chance at competing, based on the other moves made this offseason, the team needs Bonds. I care a lot about whether this teams wins and not so much about the whole home-run chase thing.

I'm not eager for the ongoing steroids debate, now amplified as Bonds nears the record.

by Dan from NM on Dec 8, 2006 2:25 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Barry
I'm mostly displeased they caved in for $20 MM after they actually won the poker game and proved there was no market for him.

For me, the Mason-Dixon line was $14 MM...  the arbitration mininum.  That's the number Sabean had to get under, and he didn't.

by achiappanza on Dec 8, 2006 4:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Barry
You guys fans or accountants?
Save The Pitcher. Save The World

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2006 5:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Barry
I'm a fan of the Giants getting better, and an extra $10 million wasted doesn't contribute to that.

by achiappanza on Dec 8, 2006 10:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Barry
Ugh.  

Hi, long-time Bonds apologist here, but no more.  I thought we were done with it, I thought I was done having to lie to myself and tell myself that Bonds really does want to win.

He doesn't.  The Giants don't.  Bonds is bigger than this team and this organization both in his own mind and in the actions of the front office.  

The 2007 Giants are set-up for the worst of both worlds:  A frustrating, antagonizing losing season without it even being a rebuilding year.

by SFG on Dec 10, 2006 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
  1. Why is no one considering Aubrey Huff? He can play 1st or 3rd relegating Aurilia or Feliz to the bench. I think he also plays the OF. Would like him in the lineup more than Winn. As a fall back, Craig Wilson is also out there.
  2. Kline is in the fold. Totally agree on Riske, he should be signed and proably could be had for a relatively decent price.
  3. Ohka, Wells & Thomson are proabably worth the risk. The others (including Suppan) will be money wasted.
Hopefully the Giants will suck early on and it will prompt them to unload these veteran players in mid-season for prospects so that the rebuilding process can begin in earnest.
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Dec 8, 2006 2:54 PM PST reply actions  

Reality Check
Giants Fans:

Your '07 team will be very, very bad and no amount of Barry Bonds will fix that.

Here's why:

  1. Matt Morris was horrible last year and will only get worse.
  2. Jason Schmidt is playing for us now and, after Matt Cain, you've got no other reliable starters.
  3. Your team is older than dirt. Yes, many players on your team remember when "dirt" was invented and, judging from their age, many will soon be becoming part of dirt.
  4. Pedro Feliz. Let's put it this way: Yuniesky Betancourt had a substantially higher on-base percentage. Orlando Hudson outslugged him.
  5. Your minor lea...Sorry, I was laughing.
Good luck! Can't wait to play you guys!

by dodgerfan on Dec 8, 2006 4:35 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Reality Check
I thought we had a policy in place to ban overtly optimistic posters.  This is a GIANTS blog after all.

by zenbitz on Dec 8, 2006 4:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Reality Check
The only source of optimism for Giants fans should be the hope that Feliz continues to hit better than Ronny Cedeno.

by dodgerfan on Dec 8, 2006 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Reality Check
Another source of optimism...Benitez in relief at Chavez.
(Ummm...now how do I spin THAT positive?)

A guy wildly throwing 100 mph rocks. At Dodgers.

"My prediction? PAIN."

Your message here!

by victor frankenstein on Dec 8, 2006 8:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Reality Check
Y'know ,Dodgerfu- er , FAN has me feeling really good about myself...Az Snakepit actually lets me post there.

Of course I still can't explain waking up one day and finding this three - inch scar on my scalp. Or my incessant slack - jawed drooling...

Your message here!

by victor frankenstein on Dec 8, 2006 8:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Tell Tommy I said Hello
Thank you for Schmidt, Gonzo and especially the signing of Pierre. We will see each other next spring. I do Love LA (the city).

Visit often. Feel free to opine, especially since this is a very liberal blog. We love you baby.

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2006 4:54 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Reality Check
I love how we spend all day and night complaining about Feliz, to the point that there basically isn't anyone here who couldn't tell you how bad his OBP is.  And yet, dodger troll has to come on here and tell us about it as if we were a bunch of Feliz fanboys.  Classic.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Dec 8, 2006 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Reality Check
Dude, if you think you're gonna rile us up by ragging on Pedro Feliz, you really ought to do a little homework first. We'll give you a do-over on that one if you'll try to be a little more creative next time.

The Giants-are-old jokes have also been pretty well covered here, so you're gonna have to do better than "dirt". We just used "the pyramids" as a reference, but "Methuselah's uncle" is still available. As an alternate suggestion, "The Collossus of Rhodes was still in diapers when..."

I realize wit doesn't come naturally to Dodger fans, but if you really work at it, I'm sure you can become an marginally adequate contributor to MCC.

Hope this helps.

You're nobody 'til everybody in
this town thinks you're a bastard - Elvis Costello

by EliminateMe on Dec 8, 2006 5:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Reality Check
If Feliz doesn't do it, what about Morris? Or Benitez? Or your catcher who is now sensitive to light? Or your catcher who isn't sensitive to light but who can't throw? Or Aurilia the slugging first baseman? Or, well, you get it...

by dodgerfan on Dec 8, 2006 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey Bleed Dodger Blue
you are welcome here but no personal attacks.  Say what's on your mind.  If you got something to brag about be humble.  You can share wit, sarcasm and opionion but be civil.  If so, stop by any time.

by wilriv21 on Dec 8, 2006 8:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Reality Check
Don't you DARE mock the sainted Armando Benitez on this site!

by zenbitz on Dec 8, 2006 10:33 PM PST up reply actions  

Powerful , Astute , Qualitative Reply Dept.
Oh yeah? Well , don't drop the soap in front of yer 2B.
Nice job with that wild card representation there.

You've been called "The NL Yankees"...here's hoping you live up to that , ya Panzer ya.

Your message here!

by victor frankenstein on Dec 8, 2006 7:57 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Reality Check
Everybody - one , two , three...

...SITUATION TOMKO!

Your message here!

by victor frankenstein on Dec 8, 2006 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Reality Check
Dodger fans have a decade of payback to catch up on.  Let 'em have their fun.

by achiappanza on Dec 8, 2006 10:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Reality Check
  1.  Matt Morris will be better, bet on it.
  2.  Yeah, but No-one-on Pierre will be not getting on-base leading off for you and Luis GoneRBIez won't be driving in runs for you either.  Enjoy Schmidt's lack of killer-attitude too, while waiting for him to get off the DL. Teams who have Brett Tomko and Brad Penny on their pitching staff should not be talking about other team's unreliable starters.
  3.  Yeah, and your 1B knees are made out of the same dirt, hope he can play more games than Bonds.  Funny you mock the Giants strategy when Sheriff Ned is using the same strategy for your team (Kent, Gonzalez, Schmidt, Maddux, Garciaparra).  
  4.  Juan Pierre.
  5.  Edwin Jackson, Greg Miller, Darren Dreifort.  
Yeah, can't wait to play you guys too.
Now sign the big boy....

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Dec 8, 2006 10:49 PM PST up reply actions  

ZOMG
WUT TEH GIANTZ R OLD?!!!1
LicenseToPills: barry bonds says words, they have nothing to do with his thoughts, they are just subjects and predicates in his mental kingdom

by Natto on Dec 8, 2006 11:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: ZOMG- Hilarious...
I love you, Natto.  Not "that" way, but the admiring, manly way.  
Your comment, unfortunately, was probably a little subtle for a Dodgers fan.
Once more unto the breach, dear friends (where "breach" = another meaningless October.)

by Mayor of 311 on Dec 9, 2006 6:07 PM PST up reply actions  

Red pencil
Grant, I mention this only because your first paragraph was so brilliant that I forwarded it to several friends this afternoon, and it belongs in the portfolio that is one day going to get you a primo writing gig:

The cold medicine accidentally typed "suck in peace" as "suck in piece".

"Robb Nen is going to get you" - Benito Santiago to Chipper Jones, 10/7/02

by Pants Man on Dec 8, 2006 5:22 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Red pencil
Thanks for the catch. I also wrote "come at a furious face."

'Twasn't a cold; it was strep. Yick. On the bright side, I was able to take today off to study for finals. On the downside, I finally got my Wii in, and the Wii Sports game was a little too strenuous for me.

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 9, 2006 10:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Gamer's Elbow?
You may need Tommy John SurgerWii.

by Moggeee on Dec 9, 2006 11:14 PM PST up reply actions  

Dodgerfan hires a hooker....
He takes off his shoes and socks and

Hooker says: "Dood, you got some ugly ass feet"
Dodgerfan:  "Uhm...Tolio"

Dodgerfan proceeds to drop trow.

Hooker says: Sheeeet boy, you knees is butt ugly
Dodgerfan: "Well, I had kneasles"

Dodgerfan proceeds to drop pink undies and Hooker bends over, doubled up laughing her ass off yelping:
"Wait, don't tell me, don't tell me....SMALLCOX"

Save The Pitcher. Save The World

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2006 6:16 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Title
Actually I mind not the onslaught of mainstream commercial media.  Steve Phillips breathlessly chasing Barry around a hotel lobby:

Phillips (clown jackass GM of NYM in former life) to Bonds:  "What do you hope to learn at the winter meetings?"

Bonds looking at Phillips like he is a used condom: "The Magic Kingdom"

Priceless.

Save The Pitcher. Save The World

by E Ticket on Dec 8, 2006 6:20 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Title
Giants sign reliever to minor league deal.

Giants signed RHP David Cortes to a minor league contract.

I don't know much about him, here is rotoworld's take:

Cortes, who had a 4.30 ERA in 29 1/3 IP for the Rockies last season, is a perfectly adequate 12th pitcher. As a flyball pitcher, he should be well suited for San Francisco, and if he makes the team, he'll be a definite candidate for vulture wins.

by sfgreg on Dec 8, 2006 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Title
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
We'd be pretty good if we didn't suck so bad.

by nostocksjustbonds on Dec 8, 2006 8:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
Yeah, I think you about covered it.

by sfgreg on Dec 8, 2006 8:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Gotta Hope
As Grant started this, how do we salvage some hope outa this mess, well another decent bat ???, our reliver (Kline) is done and another pitcher. Sure Sexton or Burrel will give us a know bat and with that line up we could contend and get lucky if a few guys step up to play above expectations. But if we don't get one of them or better and we don't sign Zito or better then how the hell do we hope. We have to plug in the most unknown factors because we can hang with hope that the unknown takes us over the top. If that fails, we trade the value away in July for prospects. But for 4 months we at least can wonder and hope. So I don't want another mediocre plug in. No W's (Wrights, Well's or Wilson's) they can't salvage this mess. But what if- Linden actually broke out, what if we fill out the pitching with untested youngsters and they turn into some type of say Twins type pitcher. If we can't get a real bat and a real #2 or 3 pitcher then at least plug in a couple unknowns. Go ahead and rush Lincicum, see if Misch's change up is really better then Lowry's. See if Linden or Lewis could break out. I've got hope in the unknown but who the hell wants to watch a bunch of overaged "professional hitters" do just what they've been doing for their 10 year careers because those players will not salvage this mess.

by Giant Escape on Dec 8, 2006 11:51 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Gotta Hope
Werd homie.  I'm picking up what you're putting down.
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Dec 9, 2006 1:40 AM PST up reply actions  

Barry
Well, I have to admit I'm not happy seeing Barry come back ... but then, I've been a Barry hater since long before it became fashionable.  :)

To the Giants, Barry is family.  I can see why it didn't take much prodding for them to bring him back.  Although I suspect they could have gotten away with a smaller offer.

But most important:  I think nostocksjustbonds is on the right track talking about this team not being a contender.  

i.e., Maybe after whiffing on several of the marquee free agents, the Giants decided they might as well carry Barry and make the hometown crowd happy when he breaks the record.

by wedge on Dec 9, 2006 10:47 AM PST reply actions  

Re: Barry
When the "marquee" free agents include Gary Matthews Jr, Carlos Lee, and Juan Pierre, whiffing on those free agents was the most fortuitous thing to happen to the franchise this offseason.

by North Side Chicago Expatriate Giants Fan on Dec 9, 2006 8:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
I personally would be fine trading Sanchez for a Sexon or a Burrell. He had 20 great innings as a reliever, but that's an insanely small sample size, and then he stunk it up big time as a starter (again, small sample size). The fact is that overall last year he wasn't a very good pitcher. Flashes of brilliance, but streaks of worrying hittability.

I think Sanchez could be a sell-high kind of guy right now. He's young so you don't really know what's going to happen with him, and I know us Giants fans are jusifiably gun shy with the trading of pitching prospects, but if he could hook us 30-35 HR's a year, I think it would be worth it.

I play baseball, You play playdoh; Kill your family, I'm KEVIN FRANDSEN; Coast to Coast, New York to San Diego; Eat some dicks, I'm KEVEN FRANDSEN

by elduderino on Dec 9, 2006 11:43 AM PST reply actions  

Sanchez is good VERY good
Jonathan Sanchez was a late round pick.  His velocity was in the 80s until the Giants drafted him and fix his mechanics to improve his velocity to the 90s.  In a very short time he ran through the low minors.  Last season he began in AA and was lights out as a starting pitcher.  And then the Taschner debacle so SF rushed him into the bullpen in AA before being promoted to The City.

Sanchez needs seasoning and the ability to use his entire repertoire.  He shows the ability to be a solid #2 and should have a better MLB career than Lowry.

by wilriv21 on Dec 9, 2006 12:21 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Sanchez is good VERY good
I wouldn't say "should have" because Lowry is off to a pretty nice start, but he absolutely does have a higher ceiling.
DFA Everybody

by JakeS on Dec 9, 2006 2:06 PM PST up reply actions  

Dumbass negotiating
Remember when that idiot Tom Hicks gave A-Rod a quarter of a billion dollars when NOBODY ELSE WAS ANYWHERE CLOSE???  Remember what a negotitard we all thought he was?  Remember when no other team was within $6M/year and nowhere near 10 years for A-Rod????  How is this any different, other than it's cheaper because it's short term?  

To answer the 'fan vs. accountant' calumny -- that's right, I said "calumny" and I'm not taking it back!! -- I'm a fan, and knowledgeable fans understand that personnel costs money, and stewardship of resources gives you more options as the off-season and then the season wears on.  $8M (let's say) going to Bonds that didn't have to... well, when some prime steak comes on the market in July, we'll have to settle for Sawdust Helper.  

Bravo, Sabean, for winning the Tom Hicks Negotiation Dumbass Trophy for the 2006-07 winter season.

Once more unto the breach, dear friends (where "breach" = another meaningless October.)

by Mayor of 311 on Dec 9, 2006 6:14 PM PST reply actions  

Not to mention,
that's $8M (let's say; hell, at least $6M) that ain't going into scouting and signing bucks, or minor league development...
Once more unto the breach, dear friends (where "breach" = another meaningless October.)

by Mayor of 311 on Dec 9, 2006 6:17 PM PST up reply actions  

Okay, I've got my ears on straight. Anda 1, anda 2
We're not exactly a choir -- that's pretty solemn.

We're more like an off-key Mouseketeer SingAlong Jamboree.

by Moggeee on Dec 9, 2006 9:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Not to mention,
On the other hand, that's also $18 million dollars that can't be used for the first year of another long-term deal. Sometimes Sabean stupids himself out of worse stupidity.
DFA Everybody

by JakeS on Dec 9, 2006 9:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Don't MAKE Me Pee My Pants
If by the Bonds expenditure Sabean stupids himself out of the Zito sweepstakes, I am content.

As opposed to incontintent.

by Moggeee on Dec 9, 2006 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Don't MAKE Me Pee My Pants
There's an extra T in there somewhere.

And always, plenty of P.

by Moggeee on Dec 9, 2006 10:41 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Dumbass negotiating
Signing Bonds on the list of Negotiation Dumbass Trophy for the 2006-07 winter season is way down the list:  Soriano, Lee, Pierre, Matthews, any pitcher getting $10M and over on a per season basis.  All those deals ties up major dollars for the next 3-5 seasons - Bonds only holds up one season and hopefully that money will be available for Andruw Jones, Vernon Wells, or Adam Dunn, among free agent hitting hotties next off-season.  

Besides, after seeing them re-sign Feliz, what would that $8M have done for us this offseason?  It would have probably brought in another mediocre starting pitcher at $10-11M per season, tying up that money for 3-5 years.  I would have been much happier with them playing Aurilia at 3B or even Frandsen than paying Feliz, then saving that money for next season.  

I'm still unhappy they decided to pay Bonds that much guaranteed but on a relative scale, it is no where the worse deal made this off-season, not even close, to my thinking, as those players above were horribly overpaid for a long, long time.  

Now sign the big boy....

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Dec 10, 2006 9:38 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Dumbass Dodger Dilettante
(Don't know why but when it's too long, I can't post...)

That Dodger fan laughed at us for Feliz, but we're only stuck with him for a year, they have Pierre for 5 glorious unwalkable years, and his numbers in Dodger Stadium have been pretty bad, so there goes his batting average too, his only real offensive asset, as he has no power, for half the season (at home).  This signing will be their offensive bookend to the Darren Dreifort contract that hampered their payroll (and team) for years.  And I do mean offensive (rim-shot)!

Ned finally showed some of his old Giants colors and did them in with that one.  And we'll see if Schmidt works out either, he's been amazingly injury free the past two seasons, after years of injury-marred seasons.  Maybe there will be some catchup in 2008.  And given how Little kept Pedro out there when he had lost it, we'll see how well he does with Schmidt.  

Now sign the big boy....

by obsessivegiantscompulsive on Dec 10, 2006 9:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
If we need another starter, lets sign Kurt Ainsworth to a minor league deal.  He hasn't been healthy in years, but was a first round draft pick for the giants and pitched extremely well before he was traded to the Orioles.

I was sad to see him go and would like to see him back since hes a free agent.  High reward, zero risk.  Put him in AAA and see what happens

Who's with me?

I've been suffering from post traumatic stress disorder ever since Game 6.

by April3rdLifeBegins on Dec 9, 2006 11:28 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Title
Might as well sign Foppert as well, who was released by Seatttle.

I think the Giants will pass on both. Arms fall down go boom.

by Kid Fresh on Dec 10, 2006 5:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
Ainsworth hasn't been healthy since we traded him.

2003 - Broken shoulder blade
2004 - Elbow inflamation
2005 - Torn rotator cuff/shoulder cartilage
2006 - Did not play

Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Dec 10, 2006 12:52 AM PST reply actions  

Re: Title
They did out and do the next best thing. Giants signed Tyler Walker to a contract today. Better go out and print the World Series tickets now.
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Dec 10, 2006 11:32 AM PST reply actions  

Re: Title
They need him to play left guard.  I actually their offensive line is shaping up to be pretty decent in 2007 - provided they can Russ Ortiz and David wells to anchor the right side.

Molina - Walker - Benitez - Wells - Ortiz.

by zenbitz on Dec 10, 2006 12:09 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
Boy, if that isn't the biggest lard-ass team, I don't know what is.
Why isn't Sabean held accountable for leading the Giants into many years of mediocrity???

by oldrips on Dec 10, 2006 2:42 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Title
Well that's probably the most depressing thing I've heard this offseason...
Hitler was a Dodgers fan.

by The Nick on Dec 10, 2006 2:58 PM PST up reply actions  

"Younger and Healthier"
Aren't you guys glad that the Giants have become younger and healthier? What a great offseason!

by dodgerfan on Dec 11, 2006 4:59 AM PST reply actions  

I Love LA
We have learned that "younger and healthier" is a relative term.

by wilriv21 on Dec 11, 2006 10:10 AM PST up reply actions  

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