the offseason is nauseating

by Uribe nee Gonzalez on Dec 5, 2006 7:35 PM PST

There has been some written about how much money Bonds (read: Boris) is demanding. This article says that the two sides are "not in the same ballparks."

http://mlb.mlb.com/NASApp/mlb/news/article.jsp?ymd=20061205&content_id=1751744&vkey=hotstove 2006&fext=.jsp

Ok, so there is a lot of jockeying for position via the press, so it isn't panic time yet.

Then there's this gem from cnnsi:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/baseball/mlb/12/05/manny.trade/index.html

SI claims that the Nats want Cain in the Manny menage a trois. I laughed when I saw that one; Cain is untouchable. Right? Hello... Brian... [crickets chirp] Hello... Brian...? Brian!!!!

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Re: the offseason is nauseating

There's probably less than five players in all of baseball I'd trade Cain for. Manny isn't one of them.

by mxmob33 on Dec 5, 2006 8:17 PM PST 0 recs

5 players

pujols
pooholes
alberto pujolissimo
mcab+dontrelle
pujols

"Baseball is life, the rest is just details."

by nick on Dec 5, 2006 9:19 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: 5 players

No Johan?

Please, Sabes, stop the hurting.

by Punch Rockgroin on Dec 5, 2006 9:23 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: 5 players

only johanbert pujols

"Baseball is life, the rest is just details."

by nick on Dec 5, 2006 10:11 PM PST up 0 recs

Re: the offseason is nauseating

"SI claims that the Nats want Cain in the Manny menage a trois."

Most likely, that's what killed the deal..

by DaStick on Dec 6, 2006 12:01 AM PST 0 recs

Re: the offseason is nauseating

Between Manny's inexplicable dreads and Cain's resemblance to an ostrich the idea of them having sex with anyone else kills my libido for the next year or so.

Read SFDugout. It'll make you a better person.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 6, 2006 6:34 AM PST up 0 recs

Re: the offseason is nauseating

Cain? Cain? Cain?

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Nuf' said.

My VORP is higher than your VORP.

by Poe on Dec 6, 2006 12:34 AM PST 0 recs