Now what just a minute here.  If they eat their young, then how did this little guy make it?  Unless Lasorda Claus is the one doing all the eating...maybe thats it?

Hell, Southern California - This year's Satanic Convention saw a special guest star appearance from celebrity demon Tommy Lasorda.  Mr. Lasorda, dressed curiously as Santa Claus, gave the eager crowd of demons, goblins and trolls a demonstration in eating the young of third-world countries.  This little lad, dressed in Dodger blue in honor of Demon Lasorda's days as the manager of the local baseball team, will luckily see another day because of the dashing efforts of Angelina Jolie.  Much to the chagrin of Lasorda, Jolie dashed in and absconded with the child just before being devoured.  Too bad Mr. Lasorda.