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Lasorda Claus

Satan has a new hobby.

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Re: Lasorda Claus
The expression on the child's face...he looks almost ready to run screaming into the night.
Read SFDugout. It'll make you a better person.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 14, 2006 11:07 AM PST reply actions  

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What you can't tell from the picture is that the woman is actually removing the rigid body of a dead child from the stage, the child having frozen in a state of unbelievable horror at the very sight of LasordaClaus, much like in the popular film The Ring.

And all this time I thought that movie was based on a false story... Now I know they just stretched the details a little. Probably couldn't get the copyright for LasordaClaus and had t go with Videotape instead...

Coming to you by proxy

by howtheyscored on Dec 14, 2006 11:12 AM PST reply actions  

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Now what just a minute here.  If they eat their young, then how did this little guy make it?  Unless Lasorda Claus is the one doing all the eating...maybe thats it?
Hats for bats, keep bats warm !

by PacBellBoozer on Dec 14, 2006 11:26 AM PST up reply actions  

Re: Lasorda Claus
Maybe his daddy is a Giants fan. Stranger things have happened.
Read SFDugout. It'll make you a better person.

by BaronVonCurrentEvents on Dec 14, 2006 11:57 AM PST up reply actions  

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don't you see? are you blocking out the thought? THEY REGURGITATE THEM AT CONVENIENT TIMES!!! it's pretty heinous around tax season.

oh yeah, and they knife-rape puppies for arbor day. i'm telling you they ain't right.

Dodgers fans eat their young.

by redhornet78 on Dec 14, 2006 2:39 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Lasorda Claus
This would make a fine picture for another caption contest.
LicenseToPills: barry bonds says words, they have nothing to do with his thoughts, they are just subjects and predicates in his mental kingdom

by Natto on Dec 14, 2006 11:16 AM PST reply actions  

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Hell, Southern California - This year's Satanic Convention saw a special guest star appearance from celebrity demon Tommy Lasorda.  Mr. Lasorda, dressed curiously as Santa Claus, gave the eager crowd of demons, goblins and trolls a demonstration in eating the young of third-world countries.  This little lad, dressed in Dodger blue in honor of Demon Lasorda's days as the manager of the local baseball team, will luckily see another day because of the dashing efforts of Angelina Jolie.  Much to the chagrin of Lasorda, Jolie dashed in and absconded with the child just before being devoured.  Too bad Mr. Lasorda.
-- Born Yesterday

by thatdog on Dec 14, 2006 1:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Lasorda Claus
I heard that Lasorda Claus ignored a dying Rudolph when he found out that the reindeer was gay.

by satyricrash on Dec 14, 2006 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Lasorda Claus
Damn, beat me to it.  I was going to ask if Tommy had accepted his son yet?

by Kent @ McCovey Chronicles on Dec 15, 2006 6:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Re: Lasorda Claus
It appears that the sultry brunette clad in Niner jersey is helping to propel the tot forward - said tot winding his totlike leg up to boot LasordaClaus in the LasordaBalls.

-ferventwish-

Then it all came rushing back to me - like the hot kiss at the end of a wet fist!

by victor frankenstein on Dec 14, 2006 3:39 PM PST reply actions  

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He's like some fat, evil, homophobe, bloated,  fat,puss-spewing, hobgoblin in a Santa suit. Did I mention fat?
"In the Autumn of his Winter, comes man's last mad surge of youth".

by Ghost11 on Dec 15, 2006 6:16 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Lasorda Claus
I'm hoping against hope that he's wearing pants.

by leewhee on Dec 15, 2006 9:33 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Lasorda Claus
Come on guys.  He's an American hero, well, at least in his own mind.  I mean seeing replays of Lasorda out their beating that guy up, Rick Monday having to separate the two, now THAT's an American hero.  Wait.  I didn't happen that way.  Funny.  Tommy sure implied that it did.

by Kent @ McCovey Chronicles on Dec 15, 2006 9:38 PM PST reply actions  

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