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Open Gameday Thread, 9/20

174246766_ea2fd78204_tiny by Grant Brisbee on in News

Congratulations to the San Jose Giants on their championship. I'd write more, but there is a thunderstorm in Pacifica right now that is heralding in the apocalypse. I have to make sure and finish this before I lose my wireless connection. The power has dropped off once already.

But if this is the for-reals apocalypse, does that mean the San Francisco Giants are actually winning the World Series this year? I'd make that trade, depending on how long we'd have to suffer through the gnashing of teeth. I hate the gnashing of teeth. The rivers of bile, you'd get used to those.

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On the subject of the Nats nee Expos
Anyone else notice Youppi! the mascot is back? Apparently he's been adopted by the Montreal Canadiens. Good for the orange monster. His former team rues the day it left him off the moving van driving down to D.C.

Since the Nats rolled over and died against the Pads, is it too much to ask that they continue to remain dead for the next three days? Thank you.

by Kitspool on Sep 20, 2005 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm a life-long Pacifican...
...and we never used to have September thunderstorms before you came to town. I'm just saying.
"Robb Nen is going to get you" - Benito Santiago to Chipper Jones, 10/7/02

by Pants Man on Sep 20, 2005 3:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Wrong crowd...
...for my "Pacificans are weird" post, eh?  I'll save that for the next blog.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 20, 2005 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

well
You appear to be up a bile river without a prattle on this one.

by prospecthound on Sep 20, 2005 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please don't hold back on my account!
"Robb Nen is going to get you" - Benito Santiago to Chipper Jones, 10/7/02

by Pants Man on Sep 20, 2005 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm..
A Pacifico does sound good, now that you mention it.
For NBAphiles: SACKINGSBLOG.com

by tomzilla on Sep 20, 2005 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, sheeeet
Livan throws a 1-2-3 1st inning on 7 pitches.

by Kitspool on Sep 20, 2005 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

All provided by...
Your friendly neighborhood hackers.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And
20 pitches in the 1st for Cain. Quick, Felipe, get Eyre warming up in the bullpen! You may need him in six or seven innings. Or not at all.

by Kitspool on Sep 20, 2005 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alfonso: .284/.334/.353
Durham: .297/.365/.443

Why is Fonzie third and Durham sixth? Fonzie's line just gets more pathetic each time I look at it. Will no-one rid me of this turbulent chief? And what does Vizquel have to do to get dropped down the order?

The ump is squeezing Cain.

by Salemicus on Sep 20, 2005 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah but
Fonzie up until May 2nd:
0.356/0.457/0.517 in 105 PAs
Since May 3rd:
0.261/0.287/0.299 om 275 PAs

Yup.  Bat Durham third.

by SnowLeopard on Sep 20, 2005 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's okay...
this park is hugh... Winn will chase everything  hit in the outfield down tonight :-)

by Running on Sep 20, 2005 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll pull a Grant and say....
Since when did baseball start at 4:05?

Caught me offguard.

Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Sheesh...
...didn't realize it was 4:00 already.  At least I noticed in time to hear Bonds take Livan deep.

by Skaldheim on Sep 20, 2005 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Or see one pitch...
And pop up.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm having trouble setting up the WinExp....
For those who know, there's no run environment for RFK.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

A stirring
5-pitch at bat from Moises!

This game is hacktastic thus far.

by Kitspool on Sep 20, 2005 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

11
At least the Giants saw 11 pitches this inning.

Wouldn't it totally suck to be no-hit by The Donut Machine?

by Skaldheim on Sep 20, 2005 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Livan hasn't lost that
"I really couldn't give a shit" look that he always has on this face.

by Running on Sep 20, 2005 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Same one he had when he
cashed the losers World Series check on the way out of town...

by Running on Sep 20, 2005 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Guzman in September:
.326/.388/.558

Randy Winn isn't the only one playing out of his shoes.

by Salemicus on Sep 20, 2005 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

But hey !!!
That all in the past !!
Lets all be happy for the success that he enjoys today !! :-)

by Running on Sep 20, 2005 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Walk....Feliz.......Walk.....
Feliz......Does.....Not.....Compute.........
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That a half weight?
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or could it be 245 stones?
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Benitez vs. Livan
My money is on... the chest thumper

by Brother Bummer on Sep 20, 2005 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd say Young
I saw him the other day in an Orioles/Wankees game, and he borders on rotund.And he's a rook, if I remember correctly. What's he gonna be like in a few years? William Perry?

by brothersky on Sep 21, 2005 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

whoops
that was supposed to go in the next thread. I thoroughly suck.

by brothersky on Sep 21, 2005 7:29 AM PDT up reply actions  

Frank Thomas? [dl though]
Shealy for Denver? Eldred? Walter Young?

All those guys are 275+ - Young is listed at 320

by irwin on Sep 20, 2005 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I haven't seen Young play
but he only made it up to the plate 33 times this year.

by Running on Sep 20, 2005 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just heard a saying I never thought I'd hear.
Kuip: "The Giants only basrunner was Pedro Feliz.  And that was on a walk."
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's the Nationals' announcer?
Just said he played in triple-A with John D'Acquisto.  

(watching on mlb.tv)

by FavoriteSpring on Sep 20, 2005 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Told ya he'd take Livan deep....
....I just didn't say WHEN, did I?  Did I?

Muahahahaha!!!!  

by Skaldheim on Sep 20, 2005 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HIGH
DEEP

OUTTA HERE!

Half are cheering and half are booing, that's pretty good.

Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN....
...THAT was the deepest HR that I've seen this year.  Wow, go Barry!

by Kent @ McCovey Chronicles on Sep 20, 2005 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

"a magnificent blast"
"arching high into the evening. Bonds goes to Washington." Jon Miller waxes super poetic.

by Brother Bummer on Sep 20, 2005 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm glad for Kuiper.....
I dunno if Miller would have given it the same touch as Kuiper.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Freaking Christ
That was kissed!
"I been waitin' a long time for this! I been waitin' since the f***ing amateurs!" --WILL "THE THRILL" CLARK

by Josh from Hollywood on Sep 20, 2005 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta post again...
...DAMN!!!!!  That was crushed.  Screw sportswriters

by Kent @ McCovey Chronicles on Sep 20, 2005 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.
Only going to play half of the games because of pain.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.
The tactic was to walk him when there are runners on base. And that's not going to happen.

by Salemicus on Sep 20, 2005 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The politics of this record may be
different, --- I'm with you, I don't think the other managers will, especially since the Giants are out of the race this year

by Running on Sep 20, 2005 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Nat palyers
have been trying to just hit it out. They want to move the fences in.

by Running on Sep 20, 2005 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

The crowd reaction was hilarious.
They were so confused.
"Don't talk to me about on-base percentage. That sabermetrics stuff gives me a headache." --Brian Sabean

by sharon on Sep 20, 2005 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey steriods people.....
That wouldn't have gone out?

Yeah, what I thought.

Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid dodgers tv coverage area
San Luis Obispo should really be a Giants area.  Way more Giants fans around here, anyways.  Makes me miss seeing all of Bond's homeruns.

by Larson2042 on Sep 20, 2005 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm on gameday
Stuck in a Minneapolis hotel.  Gameday said it was a line drive.  Someone share more details.

by Goofus on Sep 20, 2005 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Towering drive
into the upper deck.

by Jesse @ McCovey Chronicles on Sep 20, 2005 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

magnificent, even
arching into the night, according to Miller... a soaring drive. majestic.

by Brother Bummer on Sep 20, 2005 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know what that means exactly
doesn't sound like a line drive to me, but maybe Miller is off his rocker.

by Brother Bummer on Sep 20, 2005 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

CLUTCH GOD
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice AB there
from Cain

by Jesse @ McCovey Chronicles on Sep 20, 2005 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah
thats right your washington bitches shut your boos. haha its so funny listening to good old miller. it funny how they boo him and bam he smashes a homer
Laterz

by pak54 on Sep 20, 2005 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Situation Tomko?
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 5:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Situation Schmidt....
Half Lowry, Half Tomko.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perhaps helpful would be ...
a McCovey Chronicles dictionary

Situation Tomko - a pitcher mentally losing it and having a meltdown, especially after a defensive error or other stroke of misfortune.  See also, "Situation Estes".

DYG - Damn you, Grissom.  Said as a curse or expression of frustration.

Watheny, Fear the pocket, DITS, Fleas, etc ...

by SnowLeopard on Sep 20, 2005 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No more Pocket to Fear.....
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wikipedia anyone?
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

a runner on base
when barry comes up would be nice

by FavoriteSpring on Sep 20, 2005 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember....
This is the Giants....come on.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

durham hitting third
is just such a reasonable idea

stupid me

by FavoriteSpring on Sep 20, 2005 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm....
Would mind hitting a foul ball to her.  If you know what I mean.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 5:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahahaha.
Bonds shushed the crowd after the home run.  That is in your face.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 5:45 PM PDT reply actions  

That slider
is unhittable...
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Interesting to see Bonds limping
down the line.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 5:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Painful to watch
With any kind of knees Wilkerson's leadoff single would have been a routine flyout, too

by FavoriteSpring on Sep 20, 2005 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Alou
learn how to run the bases.
They're still shitty.

by The Balls of Summer on Sep 20, 2005 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

So......
this Matt Cain kid?  He looks pretty good.
They're still shitty.

by The Balls of Summer on Sep 20, 2005 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

do you think
we could acquire a decent middle reliever for him?
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon...
Blanked by Livan?  C'mon.  Let's pay this mother back for 2002.  Christ...

-D

by dw4848 on Sep 20, 2005 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

We've got 2 hits what else do you want!
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

watching cain pitch is fun
watching cain pitch and the giants score runs would be funner

can't help it, its the eternal optimist in me

sorry

by FavoriteSpring on Sep 20, 2005 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I assume Cain is done.
This was an excellent outing, even in a pitcher's paradise. Just 91 pitches through 7 innings? I forgot that was possible for a Giant.

by Salemicus on Sep 20, 2005 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Taschner and Eyre warming up.....
WHY?!
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

No, but warm up one!
Two Lefties are unnecesary.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes
You really think Niekro will do any better?
They're still shitty.

by The Balls of Summer on Sep 20, 2005 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's taking Cain out?
this better be a bluff
They're still shitty.

by The Balls of Summer on Sep 20, 2005 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

and it's not
so much for the division
They're still shitty.

by The Balls of Summer on Sep 20, 2005 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm fine with this decision....
Kid has thrown a ton of innings this season.  Better to save his arm for the future
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clutchy McClutcherson
Doesn't like the Livan curve.

BTW, hi!

by olympicjosh on Sep 20, 2005 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah
Cain could have struck out just as well
They're still shitty.

by The Balls of Summer on Sep 20, 2005 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you realize this is going to end up....
Being like a 2 hour long game?
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you mean "a two-hour ninth inning"?
"Robb Nen is going to get you" - Benito Santiago to Chipper Jones, 10/7/02

by Pants Man on Sep 20, 2005 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outcome
predictable
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah
bonds wins the game with a 2-run blast in the 9th.

by Jesse @ McCovey Chronicles on Sep 20, 2005 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We don't get baserunners...
Remember?
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What I meant to say was,
Fonz GIDP with Bonds on deck.

by Jesse @ McCovey Chronicles on Sep 20, 2005 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No...
No baserunners remember?
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

So is Pee-Mag in town
to visit with old buddy W?
They're still shitty.

by The Balls of Summer on Sep 20, 2005 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

7-0 Rockies
In the 1st.  DON'T BLOW IT!
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

argh
Can we PLEASE stop walking Vidro? Sheesh.

by antinous on Sep 20, 2005 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh....
Please don't hit anything to left field Nationals.....
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Winn 0-4
Wow...That's like a first or something.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Trade for Livan
He's just a totally different guy.  He's awesome.

by Skaldheim on Sep 20, 2005 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH!
A WALK!  BONDS!

Now Alfonzo....Don't you dare!

Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Dreamy!!!
Vizquel, the veteran, earning himself a walk.  Nice job.

by Skaldheim on Sep 20, 2005 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

heh
"Robb Nen is going to get you" - Benito Santiago to Chipper Jones, 10/7/02

by Pants Man on Sep 20, 2005 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dreamy!
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

FLY BALL!
YES!
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ummmm.
I don't think Vizquel is stealing here.
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

you have to pitch to Bonds
you can't put the tying run into scoring position, the go-ahead run on base, and bring Alou to the plate. That's suicide.

by Salemicus on Sep 20, 2005 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

The semi-intentional...
...unintentional intentional walk, I think.

by Skaldheim on Sep 20, 2005 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

The catcher....
Is sitting in the right hander's batters box.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh wise Salemicus
Few Giants fans celebrate walks to Barry in situations like that, regardless of how illogical they are. Nice work.
"Robb Nen is going to get you" - Benito Santiago to Chipper Jones, 10/7/02

by Pants Man on Sep 20, 2005 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Alou....
This is what we signed you for.  Hit a ball in the outfield, preferably a double.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:31 PM PDT reply actions  

We...
definately deserved that for the season we were subjected to..
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

AMAZING!
GIANTS ARE GOOD!

Are they?

Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE MOISES ALOU!!!
"Don't talk to me about on-base percentage. That sabermetrics stuff gives me a headache." --Brian Sabean

by sharon on Sep 20, 2005 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Alou!!!!
First class passengers, first to get on plane, first to get drinks, and first to crash into the mountain.

by giantscatcher on Sep 20, 2005 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

So sweet.

by Jesse @ McCovey Chronicles on Sep 20, 2005 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Alou = yard

by Jesse @ McCovey Chronicles on Sep 20, 2005 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOH!!!
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!
THAT'S OUR NEW TEAM!

by Lorrimer on Sep 20, 2005 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

No F-ing Way!!!!
Alou earned his pay for this year and next

by Goofus on Sep 20, 2005 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW!
OMFG! Let's not get too excited though, ok?!

by dw4848 on Sep 20, 2005 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh crap.
Mando.

by Jesse @ McCovey Chronicles on Sep 20, 2005 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

They should have pitched to Barry
That really serves them right for their irrationality.

by Salemicus on Sep 20, 2005 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Alou and the BB
Alou, right there, just got Bonds another 50 ABs next season.

by Skaldheim on Sep 20, 2005 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't fuck this up Armando
it's a good night for the new guys so far.

Vizquel worked the walk.
Alou hit the bomb.

Now Benitez closes the game.

They're still shitty.

by The Balls of Summer on Sep 20, 2005 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

At least we know
the Nationals don't play favorites.  They blow games in the ninth to the Pads and Giants.

by bigfly71 on Sep 20, 2005 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh no!
My "Giant boner" is coming back

by Goofus on Sep 20, 2005 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha
that definitely needs to go on the shirt

by Brother Bummer on Sep 20, 2005 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ummm
yuck
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and by the way...
Colorado up 10-0 in the 3rd.

by Jesse @ McCovey Chronicles on Sep 20, 2005 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

How is it
we're counting on the Rockies again.
They're still shitty.

by The Balls of Summer on Sep 20, 2005 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you think.
Armando knows that we are only up by two?

by olympicjosh on Sep 20, 2005 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT
Benitez. Earn. Your. Money.

Do. Not. Blow. This.

by Brother Bummer on Sep 20, 2005 6:40 PM PDT reply actions  

At least Eyre is available
if Benitez starts the "tub girl" thing.

by Goofus on Sep 20, 2005 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

IHATEYOUSOOOMUCHARMANDO
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Fucking Armando!
Throw a fucking strike!
They're still shitty.

by The Balls of Summer on Sep 20, 2005 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

arrrrrrrgh
C'mon, Armando.  Please don't blow it.

by Skaldheim on Sep 20, 2005 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Eyre!
Bring in Eyre damn it

by Goofus on Sep 20, 2005 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU
YOU FUCKITY FUCK FUCK ARRRRGGHHH
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn...
...what are you gonna say when Armando actually blows the save??/

by Skaldheim on Sep 20, 2005 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

SANCHEZ!!!!!!!!!!
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually Kruk
I'm wondering, why is this guy not throwing a strike!
They're still shitty.

by The Balls of Summer on Sep 20, 2005 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

If he gives up a run...
or loads the bases, Alou better yank him

by Goofus on Sep 20, 2005 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

asd;lfkjasd;lkjwwwwkkk...
And furthermore, asd;lfkqaskjasd;lfkqa;lkj1!!!!!!!one1

by Skaldheim on Sep 20, 2005 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we DFA Armando?
Or does he have to be in his last year of the contract?

by olympicjosh on Sep 20, 2005 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

<sigh>
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

What can his excuse possibly be
"I'm just fuckin with em Rags"
They're still shitty.

by The Balls of Summer on Sep 20, 2005 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the hell is Benitez still in the game??
Take him out, Felipe, you fucking idiot.
"Don't talk to me about on-base percentage. That sabermetrics stuff gives me a headache." --Brian Sabean

by sharon on Sep 20, 2005 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Eyre's up...
....but it's too late now, dammit.

by Skaldheim on Sep 20, 2005 6:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Alou looks so puzzled.....
HE CAN'T THROW STRIKES, DOESN'T MATTER WHAT'S WRONG, SOMETHING'S WRONG!!!!!!!!
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't believe
he blew this fucking game
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:48 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU FUCKING SUCK
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE FINISH IT
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

::laughs crazily::
An out....an out....yes!  heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

4-3
This is ridiculous.

by olympicjosh on Sep 20, 2005 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

PULL HIM!
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

It's even a lefty lefty matchup for Alou.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don't care about
"showing up your closer"  It's more important to "win the game."

Eyre should be in.

They're still shitty.

by The Balls of Summer on Sep 20, 2005 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit Magellan!
I need some nitro for my heart.

by Lipssan1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot believe Linden caught that.

That was fucking scary.

"Don't talk to me about on-base percentage. That sabermetrics stuff gives me a headache." --Brian Sabean

by sharon on Sep 20, 2005 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

HE DOESN"T HAVE A FUCKING FASTBALL
PULL HIM
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG!
I pooped my pants.

by olympicjosh on Sep 20, 2005 6:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadly, this may belong on the shirt
"Robb Nen is going to get you" - Benito Santiago to Chipper Jones, 10/7/02

by Pants Man on Sep 20, 2005 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

CREAM OF WHEAT!!
CREAM OF WHEAT!!

LINDEN FOR THE WIN!!!!!

HOW THE HELL DID HE CATCH THAT???

by Skaldheim on Sep 20, 2005 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Felipe isn't managing the game
He's managing the season, and next season.

Let's face it, Padres will win the division, Benitez is our closer next year. you have to show faith in him.

by Salemicus on Sep 20, 2005 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy fucking shit!
Nice catch Linden, don't ever fucking do it again!
They're still shitty.

by The Balls of Summer on Sep 20, 2005 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT A GREAT CATCH!
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

and a horrible route
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you Magellen!!!
First class passengers, first to get on plane, first to get drinks, and first to crash into the mountain.

by giantscatcher on Sep 20, 2005 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

MAGELLEN GETS TO IT!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH MMMMMMYYYYYY GGGGGGOOOOOODDDDDDD
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

So let me get this straight.
Mando gets the save, but Cain doesn't get the win?

by Jesse @ McCovey Chronicles on Sep 20, 2005 6:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Taschner gets the win I believe.
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 20, 2005 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

good catch, bad route
Location: Firmly ensconced in the driver's seat of the Jonathan Sanchez Bandwagon

by kenshin1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like Todd Linden
Sweet catch.

Giants win!!!

But I still hate Armando.

by Fog City Blues on Sep 20, 2005 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Just another..
HAHAHAHA

Laugher.

by olympicjosh on Sep 20, 2005 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

few more of these
and we'll all be crawling like barry on the way back to the dugout after his grounder (which was pretty scary, actually)

and maybe closing in on first place (which is really scary, actually)

by FavoriteSpring on Sep 20, 2005 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Linden = Magellan?
Funniest thing I've ever heard.

Holy cow, what a game.

by Skaldheim on Sep 20, 2005 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank You Brother Bummer
Always, always, always write "please win" when we're behind in the 9th

Giants fans worldwide, knees still shaking, bow before you

by FavoriteSpring on Sep 20, 2005 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I bow before Moises
I can't believe the batting behind Bonds shit is working

by Brother Bummer on Sep 20, 2005 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we can get
the batting before Bonds shit - and Benitez' psyche - working again, we're on our way

2006 is looking mighty hopeful right now

by FavoriteSpring on Sep 20, 2005 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

14-0 Rockies
in the third. Hope lives...

by Exiled in Brooklyn on Sep 20, 2005 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Linden's catch
took a horrible first step, then closed on it and made a diving catch into the LF corner to win it.
They're still shitty.

by The Balls of Summer on Sep 20, 2005 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

In other news
Woody Williams was not at his best today.

by SnowLeopard on Sep 20, 2005 6:54 PM PDT reply actions  

HA HA HA HA HA....LAUGHER
Would love to hear Kruk say that tonight on the post game

by Goofus on Sep 20, 2005 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm almost certain he will.
Might be the first thing we here after the break.

by Lipssan1 on Sep 20, 2005 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just did.

by Jesse @ McCovey Chronicles on Sep 20, 2005 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

The rockies have 15 hits
through 2 and a third innings. hopefully this crushes the pads' spirit

by Exiled in Brooklyn on Sep 20, 2005 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

hopefully
it crushes their bullpen too.

by SF Pete on Sep 20, 2005 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tonight Benetiz
must feel like the luckiest man on the face of the earth -- beside Linden of course...

by Running on Sep 20, 2005 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

and as he thinks it...
...it echos through the stands like Lou Gehrig.

Which reminds me, ever notice how ironic it is that Lou Gehrig died of "Lou Gehrig's Disease"?  I mean, what were the odds?

by Goofus on Sep 20, 2005 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not that making the postseason wouldn't be great..
but I feel like we need to get Bonds off that knee asap.

by Jesse @ McCovey Chronicles on Sep 20, 2005 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh.
Even Kuip is relieved (post game show) that Alfonzo hit a fly ball instead of a double play.

by Larson2042 on Sep 20, 2005 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

On KNBR (can't believe I'm listening to this...)
FP just said Linden took a Magellan route to the ball. I think FP reads McCC. Scary.

by Brother Bummer on Sep 20, 2005 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Or at least give credit...
...where credit's due!

(I wonder if he was reading when we ripped him a new one while he filled in for Kruk.)

by Goofus on Sep 20, 2005 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought there was a 5% chance...
...that Uribe2Thompson2Clark was F.P.  Just because of the way this popped up.

And, so you don't think I'm an insufferable 5% ass-kisser, I made my pro-F.P. comments before I thought too much about it.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 20, 2005 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow!
I missed that thread.  Was he a brand new registree when he started that post?

(By the way, I'm really Marvin Benard.)

by Goofus on Sep 20, 2005 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.
That was U2T2C's first post. Probably not F.P., but the timing was fishy.

by Grant Brisbee on Sep 20, 2005 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just cause FP loves us,
Doesn't mean we have to love him.

Conditional love isn't love at all.

by olympicjosh on Sep 20, 2005 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

now pitching for the san diego padres
Sean Borroughs

20-1 (and my fantasy stud matt holiday just hit 3R HR #2- playoff finals lookin good on day 2!)

by absoludicrous on Sep 20, 2005 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Burroughs did an awesome job
Just didn't get enough run support to pick up the win.

1 IP
4 H
3 ER
0 SO
0 BB
27.00 ERA

by Goofus on Sep 20, 2005 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

they showed snippets of Bonds' press conference
on SportsCenter. I wish his handlers would refuse invitations to press conferences. They're all disasters.

by Brother Bummer on Sep 20, 2005 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Reality Check
Giants- Starting picthers for next two games:  Hennessey and Tomko.

by Pete Koel on Sep 20, 2005 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That's okay,
we got a bullpen that other teams can only dream of...

by Running on Sep 21, 2005 9:49 AM PDT reply actions  

In today's CoCo Times...
Agent Jack Taschner referred to Armando Benitez as "Big Papi." Will David Ortiz sue for defamation of character?

by Kitspool on Sep 21, 2005 10:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big Papi
couldn't throw a fast ball over the plate last night and loaded the bases full... making us all scream and yell --

Agent Jack Taschner. Reporting for Duty. It still cracks me up! I expect to see Dan Ackroyd in a Govt. issued gray suit and 50's hat standing next to him on the mound...

by Running on Sep 21, 2005 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions  

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