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I don't think there was any one of us who thought Barry Bonds was going to come back, put thirty-two balls in the water, and the Giants would win every game from here on out. No one knew how he was going to respond and so far the prodigious batting practice sessions haven't translated into real life home runs. But, man, what a difference he makes in that offense.

For a stretch of four years, there'd be a hitter on the Giants that would get on base every other time he came up. It would often be by walk, which would push the runner or runners up a base. Sometimes it would be a roped single, allowing anyone on first base to scoot over to third. Every now and again he would drive one 450 feet, and everybody skipped home. He always forced pitchers to throw at least five pitches if they weren't walking him intentionally.

That's what we were missing, and it's embarrassing that I forgot. The power of Bonds was what was lamented, as I grew weary of waiting for Mike Matheny to knock in a runner from second every inning, but the on-base majesty of Bonds was almost the best part of watching the Giants. When he comes up, even after not hitting for a year, you still expect him to either hit a bomb or work a walk. When he gets out, it's like double-zero coming up on a roulette table. Everyone just looks at each other for a second, and then realizes the unlikely has mooned them. And the unlikely could definitely use some sun.

Even when Bonds doesn't play, as is the case today, he's a force. Felipe Alou essentially has a magic pinch-hitter, who he can use at any time as an automatic baserunner. It's almost unfair. It's the Giants brand of Calvinball. He'll come up, face the post-WWII equivalent of Jesse Orosco, and probably walk. Then the next guy will face a pitcher out of the stretch.  Most times, statistically speaking, it isn't going to work out. The times it would with him as a starter or secret bench weapon, however, could have turned the Giants into a .500 or better team.

Comment starter: Hey, what would the Giants record be with Bonds healthy all year? I'll go with 83-79.

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maybe it was instructive to the team
and to Barry to have him absent for a prolonged period of time. Never good for the standings of course, but it does seem like Bonds is encouraging and motivating people, especially the rookies. Also, it seems like he's not necessarily a crutch but a spark, like they're adding him to the offense now, instead of just assuming his presence.

by Brother Bummer on Sep 14, 2005 10:01 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

114-48
Or, actually, maybe 83-79.
Saving countless runs with my defense

by lyricalkiller on Sep 14, 2005 10:04 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I've got more faith than you guys....
At least 84-78, maybe 84-77 (for that game that was rained out).
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 14, 2005 11:04 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Was thinking the same thing.
Anyone else getting the Complete Calvin and Hobbes when it comes out?
Man: What they need is a front office. Jerry: But you gotta like their chances. .....Not so much this year.....

by WalrusMan on Sep 14, 2005 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tempting.
But I have to get the complete Far Side first.

by Larson2042 on Sep 14, 2005 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Complete Far side is great
but also get the Pre-History of the Far Side. It's even better.

by irwin on Sep 14, 2005 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have all of the books so far.
Honestly I thought they were done releasing them.
I will probably buy it, even though I have every cartoon already.
Because I'm bad at saving money.

by olympicjosh on Sep 14, 2005 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've got you all trumped
You all might think you're "Calvin and Hobbes" fans, but I'm betting I can one-up you all.  My 10-year-old son is named, you guessed it, in honor of the nemesis of Rosalyn the babbysitter, Miss Wormwood, and of course, Susie Derkins'.  For those wondering, my "Calvin" is slightly better behaved that his namesake.

As far as Bonds' record, I'd say 87 wins.  I'm upping Grant's totals a tad because I think the pitching would have benefitted from more leads and more comfortable leads, therefore more run-support for Tomko and less wear and tear on the bullpen.

by Goofus on Sep 14, 2005 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have sympathy pains.
For some reason last night when I went to bed, after the game my knee started hurting.
I have been limping around all day.

by olympicjosh on Sep 14, 2005 2:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

90 Wins
When Barry plays they win and when he is not in the lineup they lose - simple as that.  I don't care if he has his own recliner and I don't care if some of the other guys on the team don't like him and I don't care if he is full of himself - when he plays he changes the entire complexion of the game as evident from the difference in the last game with the Padres as oppossed to the first two.

by APGiantsFan on Sep 14, 2005 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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