My Lineup Tonight
by out machine on Jul 8, 2005 5:23 PM PDT
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PrintEllison CF
Vizquel SS
Niekro 1B
Alou RF
Feliz LF
Durham or Cruz (Really Don't Care) 2B
Dallimore 3B
The Clutch God Alien that is inhabitting Matheney C
Schmidt
Please, I know Feliz has not been playing the outfield much, but I really need not to watch Tucker or Sanchez in the field anymore, especially when a tough lefty is pitching. Please, Felipe, spare me the pain of watching Tucker break down in his swing on a slider in the dirt. Don't make me do the Sanchez cringe whenever he is at bat or fielding or running the bases. The Sanchez cringe may be the physical incarnation of the Earnest Ragging, only the result can be either worse than you might predict or better than you expect. Usually, something novel occurs that you have never seen before. Just spare me that delight, just for today, well actually could you make that forever.
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Felipe's thought process...
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Throws a changeup
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It's Tucker time
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