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Curt ____ing

Two quick plugs to supplement the ads to your left:

  1. John Sickels is taking orders for his new prospect book. If he really wanted to make the ad on the left work for him, he'd put a picture of a naked woman who is just barely covered by a couple of books. It worked for that site I can't remember, and that show I didn't watch. Why not a prospect book? No one ever listens to me.

    Sickels has just about the best site going right now. The evaluation of minor-league prospects he did for ESPN was great, but he's really taking advantage of the blog format now. I especially like the series where he revisits the minor league careers of established major leaguers, trying to see how he would have ranked them as prospects when they were coming up.

    More importantly, I like what he represents. He's an independent baseball writer, trying to earn his living by sharing his knowledge and passion. I want to see him turn a well-written baseball book into a gold yacht and several full-length panda-fur coats. If not that, I'm pulling for him to just be successful, and to continue offering us an alternative to most of the mainstream baseball dreck.

  2. A couple of months ago I was invited to the ProTrade headquarters in San Mateo, and they gave me an overview of their new fantasy sports/stock market game. I think they thought I was more important than I really am. I played the part well. Fake assistants, fake calls from the New Yorker, wearing a shirt; the whole works.

    I don't follow football all that well, so I can't really tell you how the football part of the site that was launched is doing, but I can't wait for the baseball part to launch. The game is something like a stock market, but it's based on player futures. If you had Albert Pujols at $50 a share that's just swell, but it wouldn't have been able to compete with David Wright at $4 last year. You earn dividends on how the player performs, and they're going the sabermetric route to figure that part out, right down to tracking the speed of batted balls for defensive purposes. If it doesn't take over the world, it'll at least be a ridiculous amount of fun as it tries.

I don't get paid for those ads, nor do I have any vested interest in plugging Sickels or ProTrade. I did get a miniature football with a ProTrade logo on it, and that football came in handy when I winged it at my cat doing something he shouldn't have been doing, but that's where the full disclosure ends. However, and this is absolutely the driving force behind today's shill-fest, I can't think of a single Giants-related thing to write about. My brain almost melted trying to think of something today. I think having to write about Jose Vizcaino - twice - had a lot to do with it. Tomorrow should be different but, just in case, please allow me to ask for suggestions yet again. I'm working on a top-ten prospect list, but I really want to do a better job than I have in the past, so it'll take time.

Other suggestions, preferably not Todd Greene-related, are welcome. Begged for, even.

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Fan fiction? Alternative universe "What If..." narratives, a la the old Marvel Comics series? Seriously, if the real world provides a dearth of material, go to fiction, flights of fancy, and the like.

How about a running game, like a new complicated trivia question that requires craploads of time-wasting web research for us contestants?

Photoshop/photo-altering contest(s)? Caption contest(s)?

I've stolen all these ideas, notably from fark.com, the New Yorker, and humbug.baseballtoaster.com

by David A. Arnott on Dec 29, 2005 2:47 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Curt ____ing
How about a Haiku contest about former Giants? I'll get it started.

Mullet of the Gods
Hanging splitter travels far
Trailer in the back

by hammystyle on Dec 29, 2005 4:13 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Oooh! Ooooh! I know who that is!
And the first person who points out that haiku have to do with a seasonal theme is a uptight twit.

Maybe I will do the haiku thing. Maybe I will....

by Grant Brisbee on Dec 29, 2005 4:22 PM PST up reply actions  

Slight variation....
Haiku description of each member of our 25 man roster.
Whatever happened to that girl I knew, she was just like you- but was way more into me

by kenshin1 on Dec 29, 2005 10:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah
There you go.  That's like, 25 days' worth of blogging right there.

by rocketdog on Dec 29, 2005 11:58 PM PST up reply actions  

I like it....
Curve falls off a cliff
needs psyche evaluation
Was 9-7 a dream?
Whatever happened to that girl I knew, she was just like you- but was way more into me

by kenshin1 on Dec 29, 2005 7:43 PM PST up reply actions  

Re: Curt ____ing
baseball is played during a "season" - that should be enough for the uptight twits.

by amoose on Dec 29, 2005 4:55 PM PST reply actions  

name that haiku
worst shortstop ever
the height of ineptitude
bring the crazy crab

Pete

I got one word for you: "youneverknow"

by senorvegas on Dec 29, 2005 8:22 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Curt ____ing
Longest name ever
Less control than Sid Vicious
And don't call me "Bill."
Saving countless runs with my defense

by lyricalkiller on Dec 29, 2005 10:16 PM PST reply actions  

Re: Curt ____ing
Pure concentration
Uncoiling atomically
Baseball floats in water

by Skaldheim on Dec 30, 2005 12:24 AM PST reply actions  

Re: Curt ____ing
Seven million
Big time New York favorite
Two freakin' home runs

by Natto on Dec 30, 2005 1:13 AM PST reply actions  

Re: Curt ____ing
Son of tight end
Never dropped a single throw;
our forecast: no Snow

by Lyle @ McCovey Chronicles on Dec 30, 2005 7:04 AM PST reply actions  

Re: Curt ____ing
When he boots the ball
Despite specs, we'll stand and sing
"Jose, can you see?"

by Lyle @ McCovey Chronicles on Dec 30, 2005 7:08 AM PST reply actions  

interruption for Irish haiku
We once had a thirdsacker, portly,
Who's attitude towards all was courtly.
But his hitting went south
As food entered his mouth;
He'll be whiffing in Anaheim shortly.

by Lyle @ McCovey Chronicles on Dec 30, 2005 7:22 AM PST reply actions  

Re: interruption for Irish haiku
Ha! Profanity necessary to convey my happiness right now.
Saving countless runs with my defense

by lyricalkiller on Dec 30, 2005 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Re: Curt ____ing
better than we thought
but his theme song at bat was
"For Whom the Bell Tolls"

by zenbitz on Dec 31, 2005 4:14 PM PST reply actions  

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